NYR - OPEN FOR BUSINESS

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:41 pm

[Current Specific Trade Information]

No clue why UFA fiasco has caused me so many roster concerns, but I am truly fretting why I don't have better OFF depth. Despite my reason and intelligence to the contrary, I'm willing to part with Jesperi Kotkaniemi for a C with OFF upside. He's a stud, he's a great C, young, and on a stupidly good contract. Come fleece.

[General Trade Information]
See above for the time being

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:28 am

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 11:20 am

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Sat Dec 07, 2019 5:44 pm

bumperino

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:29 pm

bibity boppity bump

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Mon May 18, 2020 7:03 pm

BUMP it UP

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:19 am

Despite all my rage I am still just a ra...BUMPING THIS PAGE

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Mon Jun 29, 2020 2:03 pm

My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again, BUMP THIS page again?

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:16 pm

What's ya name, man?
Alexander Hamilton.
My name is Alexander Hamilton.
And there's a million things I haven't done.
But just you BUMP, just you BUMMMMPPPPPPP

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:22 pm

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, bump this page up!

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:39 am

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please BUMP THIS PAGE UP?
We're gonna have a problem here...

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Tue Sep 01, 2020 9:28 am

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and BUMP THE PAGE

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:27 am

Now something must be done
About vengeance, a badge and a gun
Cause I'll rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage...BUMP THE PAGE

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Fri Nov 06, 2020 5:26 pm

The screen door slams, Mary's dress waves
Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays
Roy Orbison singing for the lonely
Hey, that's me, and I want you only...to bump this page

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 10:43 am

Swing low sweet cherry
Make it awful
It's your life it's your party it's so awful
Let's start a fire
Let's have a riot! Yeah it's...A PAGE BUMP

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Mon Dec 14, 2020 2:43 pm

In class I'd pass the time
Drawing a slash for every time the second hand went by
A group of five
Done twelve times was a minute
But

Shameika said I had potential
Shameika said I had potential
Shameika said I had potential
Shameika said BUMP THIS PAGE NOW!

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Mon Jan 25, 2021 3:51 pm

And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta BUMP

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Tue May 25, 2021 12:08 am

Prayed in the ghetto with my face in the cement
Heard the last moan of a boxer, seen the massacre of the innocent
Felt around for the light switch, felt around for her face
Been treated like a farm animal on a wild goose chase

West of Jordan, east of the Rock of Gibraltar
I see the turning of the page
Curtain rising on a new age
See the groom still waiting at the altar...BUMP THIS PAGE

Try to be pure at heart, they arrest you for robbery
Mistake your shyness for aloofness, your shyness for snobbery
Got the message this morning, the one that was sent to me
About the madness of becoming what one was never meant to be

West of Jordan, east of the Rock of Gibraltar
I see the turning of the page
Curtain rising on a new age
See the groom still waiting at the altar...BUMP THIS PAGE

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:24 pm

Hey, that's my man
That's my man
Yeah, that's my man
Every bait and switch was a work of art
That's my man
Hey, that's my man
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans
That's my man...BUMP THIS PAGE

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Wed Jul 21, 2021 12:25 pm

I'm singing at a funeral tomorrow
For a kid a year older than me
And I've been talking to his dad, it makes me so sad
When I think too much about it I can't breathe

And I have this dream where I'm screaming underwater
While my friends are all waving from the shore
And I don't need you to tell me what that means
I don't believe in that stuff anymore

...but I do believe...in bumping this page

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 2:54 pm

The barn leaned over,
The vultures dried their wings
The moon climbed up an empty sky

The sun sank down,
Behind the tree on the hill
There's a killer and he's coming through the rye

But maybe he's the father,
Of that lost little girl
It's hard to tell in this light

And I want to know the same thing
Everyone wants to know
How's it going to end?

....with a page bump obviously

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Wed Sep 29, 2021 9:45 am

Ooo, your kisses (oo)
Sweeter than honey (oo)
And guess what? (oo)
So is my money (oo)
All I want you to do (oo) for me
Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re, re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re, re)
Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit)
When you get home, now (just a little bit)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
B-U-M-P P-A-G...(e)
Take care, TCB

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Wed Nov 17, 2021 2:24 pm

Go! Go! Black and gold!
Old-time hockey, bar the door
Clear the track it's all-out war
Light the lamp, throw a hit
Black and gold never quit
The barn is full, our team's in town
So put 'em up boys, knock 'em down
Drop the puck, it's time to........BUMP THIS PAGE

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Tue Dec 21, 2021 12:05 pm

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedBUMPTHISPAGEersehen

AvalancheGM · Post by **AvalancheGM** » Tue Dec 21, 2021 12:51 pm

I'll trade you Yamamoto for Eichel (am I doing this right?)

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Sat Jan 29, 2022 11:34 am

The night surrounds me
I can't turn back the hands of time
When I look around me
My thoughts are of the lonely kind
Such a game of high stakes
We gambled and then we lost
We were fools to believe
That we could beat the odds

But the story always ends the same
(You can't turn back the page)
Trying to relive ev'ry moment as it came
(You can't turn back the page)
But it always ends the same
You...CAN BUMP THIS PAGE

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:24 am

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standin' there
On a balcony in summer air
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
See you make your way through the crowd
And say, "Hello"
Little did I know

That you were Romeo, you were throwin' pebbles
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
And I was cryin' on the staircase
Beggin' you, "Please don't go, " and I said....... BUMP THIS PAGE

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Fri May 13, 2022 4:11 pm

She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky

Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stare too long, I'd probably break down and...bumpthispage...crrrryyyyyyyyy

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Tue Aug 09, 2022 5:53 pm

I'm lookin' for motivation
I'm lookin' for a new foundation, yeah
And I'm on that new vibration
I'm buildin' my own foundation, yeah
Hold up, oh, baby, baby

You won't break my soul (na, na)
You won't break my soul (no-no, na, na)
You won't break my soul (no-no, na, na)
You won't break my soul (na, na)
I'm tellin' everybody, na, na
Everybody...BUMP
Everybody....THIS
Everybody.....PAGE

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:11 am

And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God [or, you know, an EHEC team]
And I'd get him to swap our places

Be runnin' up that road
Be runnin' up that hill
Be runnin' up that buildin'
Say, if I only could, oh......bumpthispage

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Thu Nov 10, 2022 4:43 pm

(In honor of their return)...
I ain't that cool, a little fucked in the head
They'll be hanging me quick when I'm back from the dead
Get the rope, get the rope
Get the rope, get the rope

I'm a punk rock kid, I came from hell with a curse
She tried to pray it away, so I fucked her in church
Don't you know? Don't you know?
Don't you know? Yeah, don't you know?

They say, "You're not safe here if I stay
With a knife that sharp"

No way, no, I leave the broken-hearted
Oh, no, look at the mess we started
Oh, no, I leave the broken hearts this way
Whatcha say? (Whatcha say?) Wanna play?.....wannabumpthispage

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Tue May 02, 2023 5:07 pm

I know it's a bad idea
But how can I help myself?
Been inside for most this year
And I thought a few drinks, they might help
It's been a while, my dear
Dealin' with the cards life dealt
I'm still holdin' back these tears
While my friends are somewhere else....illjustbumpthispage

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Fri Aug 18, 2023 10:16 am

Fever dream high in the quiet of the night
You know that I caught it
Bad, bad boy
Shiny toy with a price (you know, like a trade list! its a pun! kinda...)
You know that I [bumped] it

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Tue Sep 26, 2023 3:10 pm

Yeah, b*, I said what I said
I'd rather be famous instead (walk on by)
I let all that get to my head
I don't care, I paint the town red (walk on by)
B*, I said what I said
I'd rather be famous instead (walk on by)
I let all that get to my head
I don't care, I paint the town red (bump on up)

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Fri Jan 05, 2024 11:23 am

Well, I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Yeah
Well, I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well I pick up all pieces and make an island
Might even raise a little sand
Yeah

Cause I'm a Voodoo Child
Lord knows I'm BUMPINGTHISPAGE baby

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Tue May 07, 2024 9:15 am

Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff
Why you trollin' like a b*****? Ain't you tired?
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Fri Jul 12, 2024 10:20 am

Summer lovin', had me a blast
Summer lovin', happened so fast
I met a girl crazy for me
Met a [bump] cute as can be

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Wed Aug 07, 2024 1:44 pm

It's us (go)

Her and her friends want liquor, I left and came back with four rums like Reddit
Check up on all my exes, big [BUMPIN'] up in Texas
All white body, but it's not a Lexus
My cup look a lil' red-ish

NYRNYRNYR · Post by **NYRNYRNYR** » Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:27 pm

I've been Boozey since I've left, I ain't changin' for a check
Tell my ma I ain't forget (oh, =MAGE=)
Woke up drunk at 10 am, we gon' do this shit again
Tell your girl to bring a friend (oh, =BUMPTHISPAGE=)