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[CONSIDERING HOCKEY TRADES]

I'm not fire-selling these guys they are all good. I'm just debating fit. I don't want to trade them for straight futures, but would add futures with them for upgrades, or perhaps a downgrade or sidegrade with kickers. I'm not positive, but if you are looking for good players, these are 3 that could be moved in a good deal for everyone.

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Po.     Name	        DOB	        NAT	Age	Salary	Yr 	HT	WT	IJ	SH	PL	ST	CH	PO	HI	SK	EN	PE	FA	LE	St	Con	OF	DF	OA
D	O. Kylington	5/19/1997	SWE	29	3050000	1	6'0	180	76	80	88	83	83	86	72	90	76	80	46	72	83	62	83	80	83
L/C	Cutter Gauthier	1/19/2004	USA	22.3	1500000	1	6'3	211	70	82	73	76	80	75	86	72	77	56	81	56	58	81	77	80	77
L/C	Brett Howden	3/28/1998	CAN	28.2	4550000	1	6'3	190	61	75	75	77	85	85	85	79	82	69	84	73	77	67	75	85	80
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Anybody else that's a pick or prospect, or otherwise down in the AHL and therefore won't be resigned and if they fit what you're looking for, holla at me. I would consider deals for the 1st I have (15OA) or 2nds (51OA, 54OA, 55OA).
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bibity boppity bump
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BUMP it UP
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Despite all my rage I am still just a ra...BUMPING THIS PAGE
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My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again, BUMP THIS page again?
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What's ya name, man?
Alexander Hamilton.
My name is Alexander Hamilton.
And there's a million things I haven't done.
But just you BUMP, just you BUMMMMPPPPPPP
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With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, bump this page up!
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May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please BUMP THIS PAGE UP?
We're gonna have a problem here...
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Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and BUMP THE PAGE
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Now something must be done
About vengeance, a badge and a gun
Cause I'll rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage...BUMP THE PAGE
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The screen door slams, Mary's dress waves
Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays
Roy Orbison singing for the lonely
Hey, that's me, and I want you only...to bump this page
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Swing low sweet cherry
Make it awful
It's your life it's your party it's so awful
Let's start a fire
Let's have a riot! Yeah it's...A PAGE BUMP
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In class I'd pass the time
Drawing a slash for every time the second hand went by
A group of five
Done twelve times was a minute
But

Shameika said I had potential
Shameika said I had potential
Shameika said I had potential
Shameika said BUMP THIS PAGE NOW!
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And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta BUMP
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Prayed in the ghetto with my face in the cement
Heard the last moan of a boxer, seen the massacre of the innocent
Felt around for the light switch, felt around for her face
Been treated like a farm animal on a wild goose chase

West of Jordan, east of the Rock of Gibraltar
I see the turning of the page
Curtain rising on a new age
See the groom still waiting at the altar...BUMP THIS PAGE

Try to be pure at heart, they arrest you for robbery
Mistake your shyness for aloofness, your shyness for snobbery
Got the message this morning, the one that was sent to me
About the madness of becoming what one was never meant to be

West of Jordan, east of the Rock of Gibraltar
I see the turning of the page
Curtain rising on a new age
See the groom still waiting at the altar...BUMP THIS PAGE
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Hey, that's my man
That's my man
Yeah, that's my man
Every bait and switch was a work of art
That's my man
Hey, that's my man
I'm begging for you to take my hand
Wreck my plans
That's my man...BUMP THIS PAGE
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I'm singing at a funeral tomorrow
For a kid a year older than me
And I've been talking to his dad, it makes me so sad
When I think too much about it I can't breathe

And I have this dream where I'm screaming underwater
While my friends are all waving from the shore
And I don't need you to tell me what that means
I don't believe in that stuff anymore

...but I do believe...in bumping this page
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The barn leaned over,
The vultures dried their wings
The moon climbed up an empty sky

The sun sank down,
Behind the tree on the hill
There's a killer and he's coming through the rye

But maybe he's the father,
Of that lost little girl
It's hard to tell in this light

And I want to know the same thing
Everyone wants to know
How's it going to end?

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Ooo, your kisses (oo)
Sweeter than honey (oo)
And guess what? (oo)
So is my money (oo)
All I want you to do (oo) for me
Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re, re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re, re)
Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit)
When you get home, now (just a little bit)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
B-U-M-P P-A-G...(e)
Take care, TCB
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Go! Go! Black and gold!
Old-time hockey, bar the door
Clear the track it's all-out war
Light the lamp, throw a hit
Black and gold never quit
The barn is full, our team's in town
So put 'em up boys, knock 'em down
Drop the puck, it's time to........BUMP THIS PAGE
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So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedBUMPTHISPAGEersehen
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I'll trade you Yamamoto for Eichel (am I doing this right?)
Fighting for a second playoff berth!
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The night surrounds me
I can't turn back the hands of time
When I look around me
My thoughts are of the lonely kind
Such a game of high stakes
We gambled and then we lost
We were fools to believe
That we could beat the odds

But the story always ends the same
(You can't turn back the page)
Trying to relive ev'ry moment as it came
(You can't turn back the page)
But it always ends the same
You...CAN BUMP THIS PAGE
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We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standin' there
On a balcony in summer air
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
See you make your way through the crowd
And say, "Hello"
Little did I know

That you were Romeo, you were throwin' pebbles
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"
And I was cryin' on the staircase
Beggin' you, "Please don't go, " and I said....... BUMP THIS PAGE
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She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky

Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stare too long, I'd probably break down and...bumpthispage...crrrryyyyyyyyy
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I'm lookin' for motivation
I'm lookin' for a new foundation, yeah
And I'm on that new vibration
I'm buildin' my own foundation, yeah
Hold up, oh, baby, baby

You won't break my soul (na, na)
You won't break my soul (no-no, na, na)
You won't break my soul (no-no, na, na)
You won't break my soul (na, na)
I'm tellin' everybody, na, na
Everybody...BUMP
Everybody....THIS
Everybody.....PAGE
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And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God [or, you know, an EHEC team]
And I'd get him to swap our places

Be runnin' up that road
Be runnin' up that hill
Be runnin' up that buildin'
Say, if I only could, oh......bumpthispage
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(In honor of their return)...
I ain't that cool, a little fucked in the head
They'll be hanging me quick when I'm back from the dead
Get the rope, get the rope
Get the rope, get the rope

I'm a punk rock kid, I came from hell with a curse
She tried to pray it away, so I fucked her in church
Don't you know? Don't you know?
Don't you know? Yeah, don't you know?

They say, "You're not safe here if I stay
With a knife that sharp"

No way, no, I leave the broken-hearted
Oh, no, look at the mess we started
Oh, no, I leave the broken hearts this way
Whatcha say? (Whatcha say?) Wanna play?.....wannabumpthispage
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I know it's a bad idea
But how can I help myself?
Been inside for most this year
And I thought a few drinks, they might help
It's been a while, my dear
Dealin' with the cards life dealt
I'm still holdin' back these tears
While my friends are somewhere else....illjustbumpthispage
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Fever dream high in the quiet of the night
You know that I caught it
Bad, bad boy
Shiny toy with a price (you know, like a trade list! its a pun! kinda...)
You know that I [bumped] it
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Yeah, b*, I said what I said
I'd rather be famous instead (walk on by)
I let all that get to my head
I don't care, I paint the town red (walk on by)
B*, I said what I said
I'd rather be famous instead (walk on by)
I let all that get to my head
I don't care, I paint the town red (bump on up)
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Well, I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Yeah
Well, I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand
Well I pick up all pieces and make an island
Might even raise a little sand
Yeah

Cause I'm a Voodoo Child
Lord knows I'm BUMPINGTHISPAGE baby
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Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff
Why you trollin' like a b*****? Ain't you tired?
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor
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Summer lovin', had me a blast
Summer lovin', happened so fast
I met a girl crazy for me
Met a [bump] cute as can be
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It's us (go)

Her and her friends want liquor, I left and came back with four rums like Reddit
Check up on all my exes, big [BUMPIN'] up in Texas
All white body, but it's not a Lexus
My cup look a lil' red-ish
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I've been Boozey since I've left, I ain't changin' for a check
Tell my ma I ain't forget (oh, =MAGE=)
Woke up drunk at 10 am, we gon' do this shit again
Tell your girl to bring a friend (oh, =BUMPTHISPAGE=)
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Seems like yesterday we used to rock the show
I laced the track, you locked the flow
So far from hangin' on the block for dough
Notorious, they got to know that
Life ain't always what it seem to be (uh-uh)
Words can't express what you mean to me
Even though you're gone, we still a team
Through your family, I'll fulfil your dream (that's right)
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Sometimes I'm cold
Sometimes I'm hot
Sometimes I'm prayerful
Other times I'm not
Sometimes I feel like giving up, yeah
Sometimes my faith, feels used up
And every time I get in a bind
I know you're there
Send up this real simple prayer

Rebuild me

I said rebuild me (yeah)
I said rebuild me
Rebuild me
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I know you wanted me to stay
But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in [NYR]
And I heard that there's a special place
Where boys and girls can all be queens every single day

I'm having wicked dreams of leaving [NYR]
Hear Santa Monica, I swear it's calling me
Won't make my mama proud, it's gonna cause a scene
She sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scream

God, what have you done?
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong [REBUILDING..retooling?]
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Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, turn and face the strange
Ch-ch-changes, don't want to be a richer man
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes, turn and face the strange
Ch-ch-changes, just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me, but I can't trace time
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Just when I thought I got him to fall in love with [NYC]
I shoulda known better than to take him back to Abilene (Albany?!)
I put him right back into her arms
I wasn't a match for that kinda spark

She's from [the RANGERS], I can tell by the way
He's two steppin' 'round the room
And judgin' by the smile that's written on his face
There's nothin' I can do
It doesn't take a crystal ball to see
A [RANGER] always finds a way to leave
Drinkin' Jack all by myself
He's choosin' [anywhere but this miserable franchise], I can tell
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