February 9, 2012

[Virtual Jarmo]

STL 3 - NJ 1
Shots: 28-19 STL
PP: STL - 1/3; NJ - 1/4

08:14 0-1 STL Marian Gaborik [28] (Lars Eller)PP
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30:07 0-2 STL Johan Franzén [14] (Dmitry Kulikov, Robyn Regehr)
33:23 0-3 STL Lars Eller [22] (Brayden Schenn)SH
36:27 1-3 NJ Evgeni Malkin [23] (Patrik Elias)PP
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Lars Eller
2nd: Johan Franzen
3rd: Marian Gaborik

Farm result: Albany 7 - Peoria 3

MTL 4 - NYI 0
Shots: 30-11
PP: MTL - 2/8; NYI - 0/2

11:41 0-1 MTL Sheldon Souray [6])PP
19:41 0-2 MTL Ryan Malone [14] (Evgeny Kuznetsov, Sam Gagner)PP
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37:22 0-3 MTL Evgeny Kuznetsov [14] (Maxim Lapierre, Matt Smaby)
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45:47 0-4 MTL Marc Savard [23] (Ales Hemsky, Petteri Nokelainen)
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Three stars:
1st: Carey Price
2nd: Evgeny Kuznetsov
3rd: Max Lapierre

Farm result: Hamilton 2 - Bridgeport 1

NYR 3 - TB 2
Shots: 22-18 NYR
PP: NYR - 1/6; TB - 0/4

no scoring
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26:33 1-0 NYR Sebastien Wannstrom [11] (Simon Gagné)
34:26 1-1 TB Michal Handzus [12] (David Clarkson)
36:23 2-1 NYR Trent Hunter [6] (Jim Slater, Dane Byers)
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46:22 3-1 NYR Kimmo Timonen [1] (Sebastien Wannstrom, Simon Gagné)PP
47:28 3-2 TB Steven Stamkos [22] (Kevin Klein)
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Three stars:
1st: Sebastian Wannstrom
2nd: Simon Gagne
3rd: KIMMO MOTHAFUCKIN' TIMONEN

Farm result: Connecticut 4 - Norfolk 2

TOR 4 - PHI 3 (OT)
Shots: 24-22 PHI
PP: PHI - 0/4; TOR - 1/3

16:41 1-0 PHI Chris Pronger [7] (Jaromir Jagr)
19:32 2-0 PHI Jeff Carter [22] (Jaromir Jagr, Mike Knuble)
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30:34 2-1 TOR Mikhail Grabovski [11] (Chad Kolarik, Kyle Turris)PP
38:49 2-2 TOR Stanislav Galiev [12] (Chad Kolarik, Alexander Semin)
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48:29 3-2 PHI Claude Giroux [12] (Bobby Sanguinetti, Chris Pronger)
56:27 3-3 TOR Kyle Turris [8] (Tobias Enström, Chad Kolarik)
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60:22 3-4 TOR Alexander Semin [27] (Stanislav Galiev, Sergei Gonchar)

Three stars:
1st: Kyle Turris
2nd: Stan Galiev
3rd: Chad Kolarik

Farm result: Adirondack 6 - Toronto 2

WPG 2 - WSH 1 (SO)
Shots: 17-16 WSH
PP: WSH - 1/2; WPG - 1/3

16:47 1-0 WSH Andrei Markov [5] (Alexander Ovechkin, Jarret Stoll)PP
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27:47 1-1 WPG Martin Havlat [12] (Logan Couture, Patrice Bergeron)PP
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no scoring
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Winnipeg Jets win 2-1
Washington Capitals - Alexander Ovechkin, goal; Pavel Datsyuk, miss; Andrei Markov, miss;
Winnipeg Jets - Daymond Langkow, goal; Martin Havlat, miss; Raffi Torres, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Martin Havlat
2nd: Logan Couture
3rd: Andrei Markov

Farm result: Hershey 3 - St. John's 2

CBJ 5 - DAL 1
Shots: 27-18 CBJ
PP: CBJ - 0/1; DAL - 1/3

12:44 1-0 CBS Jochen Hecht [11] (Brian Boyle, Dylan McIlrath)
18:29 2-0 CBS Chad LaRose [6] (Kevin Lynch, Brad Stuart)
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33:17 3-0 CBS Joonas Donskoi [12] (Brad Stuart)
36:15 3-1 DAL Nathan Horton [17] (Scott Gomez, Kevin Bieksa)PP
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49:22 4-1 CBS Rick Nash [22] (Jakub Voracek)
50:44 5-1 CBS Arron Asham [7] (Kevin Lynch, John Moore)
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Three stars:
1st: Chad LaRose Cannot Be Stopped
2nd: Rick Nash
3rd: Kevin Lynch

Farm result: Springfield 3 - Texas 2

NSH 4 - OTT 2
Shots: 33-24 NSH
PP: NSH - 0/1; OTT - 0/1

11:05 1-0 OTT Nick Foligno [8] (Jason Spezza)
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29:59 1-1 NAS Steve Sullivan [16] (Martin Erat, Shea Weber)
33:46 1-2 NAS David Legwand [15] (Steve Sullivan, Shea Weber)
34:46 1-3 NAS Jonathon Blum [7] (Ryan Suter, Colin Wilson)
35:23 1-4 NAS Jean-Pierre Dumont [15] (Ryan Suter, Colin Wilson)
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46:55 2-4 OTT Jason Spezza [21] (Daniel Alfredsson, Chris Neil)
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Three stars:
1st: Steve Sullivan
2nd: Shea Weber
3rd: JP Dumont

Farm result: Binghamton 7 - Milwaukee 5

LA 5 - FLA 3
Shots: 27-25 LA
PP: LA - 1/2; FLA - 1/5

16:02 0-1 LA Lauri Tukonen [5] (Chris Phillips, Vitaly Anikeyenko)SH
16:22 1-1 FLA Wade Redden [9] (Petter Granberg, Loui Eriksson)PP
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28:41 2-1 FLA Pavol Demitra [24] (Michael Frolík)
35:21 2-2 LA Dustin Brown [22] (Mattias Öhlund, Paul Stastny)
36:42 3-2 FLA Connor Brickley [5] (Anton Gustafsson, Keith Ballard)
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44:29 3-3 LA Chris Phillips [3] (Jonathon Merrill, Wayne Simmonds)
47:42 3-4 LA Sidney Crosby [23] (Jack Johnson, Brent Burns)PP
50:49 3-5 LA Paul Stastny [22] (Dustin Brown, Alexander Frolov)
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Three stars:
1st: Dustin Brown
2nd: Paul Stastny
3rd: Chris Phillips

Farm result: SA 4 - Manchester 2

VAN 2 - MIN 1
Shots: 40-10 VAN
PP: VAN - 0/6; MIN - 1/2

05:13 1-0 MIN Peter Mueller [15] (Nik Antropov, Bryan McCabe)PP
08:24 1-1 VAN Carter Ashton [11] (Guillaume Latendresse, Evan Oberg)
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no scoring
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51:26 1-2 VAN Daniel Sedin [18] (Jere Lehtinen, Shane O'Brien)
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Three stars:
1st: Carter Ashton
2nd: Guillaume Latendresse
3rd: Daniel Sedin

Farm result: Houston 7 - Chicago 1

CGY 4 - PHX 0
Shots: 24-21 CGY
PP: CGY - 2/3; PHX - 0/0

16:48 0-1 CGY Shawn Horcoff [14])PP
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34:17 0-2 CGY Bobby Ryan [26])
37:18 0-3 CGY Jonathan Huberdeau [2] (Bryan Little, Bobby Ryan)PP
39:52 0-4 CGY Bobby Ryan [27])
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Miikka Kiprusoff
2nd: Bobby Ryan
3rd: Bryan Little

Farm result: Portland 8 - Abbotsford 1

[Virtual Jarmo]

Kimmo Timonen snaps his season-long goal scoring drought potting the game winner to beat the Lightning. Calgary's extra practices during the morning skate, following a back-to-back, prove effective as they shut out the Coyotes putting Parker on suicide watch. Philadelphia gets an unwanted dose of Semin as the Leafs win in overtime. Winnipeg and Washington spend a bunch of regulation playing with their dicks and then the Peg emerge victorious in a shootout. Montreal and St. Louis get solid goaltending in their wins, while Chad LaRose scores his third goal in two games for the Jackets in a 5-1 win.

All kinds of shit for you tonight. Added to the downloads page is the EHEC Utilities file with the updated config_teams.ehm and pictures folder. Also added to the downloads page is my fast-sim file taking you up through the end of the 2014 regular season. All links just for tonight for you lazy assholes.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC_Utilities.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC_Fastsim.zip

[SharksGM]

Yo STL, don't start winning now. On the other hand, thanks Calgary for the assist, y'all are champs in my heart tonight.

[TorontoGM]

The Russians come up big in OT, and the team bounces back after some tough losses. Good to see Gailev and Turris end their goal slumps and we inch alittle closer to 8th spot.

[Montreal Canadiens]

Top line was pretty silent tonight but I'll take the charity two points putting 6 in between us and 9th. Only two behind the Bruins and 9 behind the Caps and Hurricanes!

Pretty happy with Kuznetsov finally waking up as well. Was hoping that tieing goal against PIT would get him going again. Maybe Gagner is finally deciding to play hockey.

With his measley one point and Doan's Coyotes getting shutout, Savard moves to 4th in league scoring. Also Price is now tied for the league lead in shutouts.

Tough divisional game next agains the Leafs.

[Penguin]

Gooooooo Flames Go! #gmoftheyear #yotesareballz #parkerwillpostexcuses #doanmyasshole

[Parker]

Goddamn.

[Calgary.Flames]

That was a hell of a morning skate in Phoenix. Guys were fired up and ready to play the defending Cup champions.
Discipline and a great night on the powerplay combined to the league's most underated player, Bobby Ryan, was tonight's recipe to shutting out Shane Doan and the league's leading goalscoring team.

Kipper's mid-season slump looks over and that is some scary shit.

[GM Office Q]

WPG 2 - WSH 1 (SO)
Shots: 17-16 WSH
PP: WSH - 1/2; WPG - 1/3

16:47 1-0 WSH Andrei Markov [5] (Alexander Ovechkin, Jarret Stoll)PP
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27:47 1-1 WPG Martin Havlat [12] (Logan Couture, Patrice Bergeron)PP
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no scoring
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Winnipeg Jets win 2-1
Washington Capitals - Alexander Ovechkin, goal; Pavel Datsyuk, miss; Andrei Markov, miss;
Winnipeg Jets - Daymond Langkow, goal; Martin Havlat, miss; Raffi Torres, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Martin Havlat
2nd: Logan Couture
3rd: Andrei Markov

Farm result: Hershey 3 - St. John's 2

[CapsGM]

6 straight. fail for nail?

[Devils_GM]

Was disappointed to lose this, until I realized we have actually just been over performing of late, still solid stretch we are putting together

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

KIMMO MOTHAFUCKIN' TIMONEN IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN' HOUSE.

Sorry for that. All better now. Seriously tho -- Timonen and Larsson both come out of hibernation, leaving more room in the den for Marleau and Arnott.

[GoJetsGo]

WPG 2 - WSH 1 (SO)
Shots: 17-16 WSH
PP: WSH - 1/2; WPG - 1/3

16:47 1-0 WSH Andrei Markov [5] (Alexander Ovechkin, Jarret Stoll)PP
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27:47 1-1 WPG Martin Havlat [12] (Logan Couture, Patrice Bergeron)PP
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no scoring
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Winnipeg Jets win 2-1
Washington Capitals - Alexander Ovechkin, goal; Pavel Datsyuk, miss; Andrei Markov, miss;
Winnipeg Jets - Daymond Langkow, goal; Martin Havlat, miss; Raffi Torres, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Martin Havlat
2nd: Logan Couture
3rd: Andrei Markov

Farm result: Hershey 3 - St. John's 2

I didn't even sim this one. So there! Haters gon' hate.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Maybe he meant "Raffi Torres in a shootout?"

[GoJetsGo]

Maybe he meant "Raffi Torres in a shootout?"

And Langkow too. Laviolette must have been downing a fifth of Jack on the bench.