November 21, 2011

[GM Office Q]

PHI 5 - CAR 3
Shots: 23-22 PHI
PP: PHI 3/5; CAR 1/4

06:54 0-1 CAR Brandon Sutter [9] (Teemu Pulkkinen, Ray Whitney)PP
07:52 1-1 PHI Claude Giroux [5] (Scott Hartnell, Jaromir Jagr)PP
14:46 1-2 CAR Dustin Penner [7] (Brandon Sutter, Joe Corvo)
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25:59 1-3 CAR Eric Staal [11] (Joni Pitkänen, Jamie McBain)
31:37 2-3 PHI Scott Hartnell [6] (Jaromir Jagr, Claude Giroux)PP
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50:47 3-3 PHI Claude Giroux [6] (Scott Hartnell, Braydon Coburn)PP
55:18 4-3 PHI Chris Pronger [4] (Jeff Carter)
58:39 5-3 PHI Daniel Brière [9] (Chris Pronger) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Claude Giroux
2nd: Scott Hartnell
3rd: Chris Pronger

Farm result: Adirondack 3 - Charlotte 2

PIT 3 - NYI 1
Shots: 25-18 PIT
PP: PIT 1/3; NYI 0/2

07:57 1-0 PIT Dan Cleary [2] (Jonas Gustavsson)
15:35 2-0 PIT Carlo Colaiacovo [1] (Kevin Shattenkirk, Anze Kopitar)PP
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34:01 2-1 NYI Brad Richards [6] (Mike Commodore, Jonathan Ericsson)
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48:17 3-1 PIT Anze Kopitar [7] (Jaroslav Spacek, Kurtis Foster)
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Three stars:
1st: Anze Kopitar
2nd: Dan Cleary
3rd: Carlo Colaiacovo

Farm result: WIlkes-Barre/Scranton 7 - Bridgeport 1

WAS 2 - PHX 1 (OT)
Shots: 18-16 PHX
PP: WAS 0/0; PHX 0/1

no scoring
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36:23 1-0 WSH Kamil Kreps [2] (Josh Godfrey, Zbynek Michalek)
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47:55 1-1 PHO Vladislav Kartayev [3])
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61:02 2-1 WSH Alexander Ovechkin [5] (Pavel Datsyuk)

Three stars:
1st: AO for Yayo
2nd: Kamil Kreps
3rd: Pavel Datsyuk

Farm result: Hershey 1 - Portland 3

CBJ 4 - CGY 2
Shots: 30-12 CBJ
PP: CBJ 2/7; CGY 0/2

03:15 1-0 CBS Cory Stillman [7] (Joonas Donskoi, Dylan McIlrath)PP
10:46 2-0 CBS Mike Fisher [5] (Nicklas Grossman, John Moore)
15:18 3-0 CBS Jochen Hecht [5] (Rick Nash, Mike Fisher)PP
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no scoring
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47:46 3-1 CGY Kris Letang [1] (Scott Glennie, Andrei Loktionov)
49:35 3-2 CGY François Beauchemin [2])
52:09 4-2 CBS Jakub Voracek [8] (Scott Niedermayer)
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Three stars:
1st: Mike Fisher
2nd: Rick Nash
3rd: Jochen Hecht

Farm result: Springfield 2 - Abbotsford 0

MTL 2 - BOS 4
Shots: 25-13 BOS
PP: BOS 0/2; MTL 2/3

15:04 0-1 BOS Milan Lucic [12] (Brooks Laich)
16:43 0-2 BOS Jamie Langenbrunner [4] (Jordan Caron, Brad Stuart)
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31:08 1-2 MTL Ales Hemsky [7] (Evgeny Kuznetsov)PP
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40:14 2-2 MTL Devin Setoguchi [5] (Zdeno Chara, Sam Gagner)PP
49:53 2-3 BOS Chuck Kobasew [3] (Phil Kessel, Milan Lucic)
59:47 2-4 BOS Chuck Kobasew [4] (Victor Hedman, Brad Stuart) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Chuck Kobasew
2nd: Milan Lucic
3rd: Phil Kessel

Farm result: Hamilton 2 - Providence 1

FLA 7 - NJ 3
Shots: 30-26 FLA
PP: FLA 2/6; NJ 0/2

02:39 1-0 FLA Michal Repík [4] (Keith Ballard, Trevor Daley)PP
08:48 2-0 FLA Michael Frolík [9] (Keith Ballard)SH
11:59 3-0 FLA Loui Eriksson [5] (Trevor Daley, Petter Granberg)
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31:25 3-1 NJ Kevin Klein [1] (Mattias Tedenby, Ilya Kovalchuk)
32:51 4-1 FLA Loui Eriksson [6] (Michal Repík)PP
36:13 4-2 NJ Alex Kovalev [10] (Vladimir Zharkov, Ilya Kovalchuk)
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40:11 5-2 FLA Trevor Daley [3] (Keith Ballard, Loui Eriksson)
48:31 6-2 FLA Anton Gustafsson [2] (Trevor Daley, Keith Ballard)
49:46 6-3 NJ Ilya Kovalchuk [9] (Mattias Tedenby, Kevin Klein)
50:54 7-3 FLA Pavol Demitra [9] (Jiri Hudler, Cody McLeod)
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Three stars:
1st: Loui Eriksson
2nd: Trevor Daley
3rd: Keith Ballard

Farm result: San Antonio 3 - Albany 2

DAL 3 - EDM 4 (SO)
Shots: 34-25 DAL
PP: EDM 0/1; DAL 0/2

10:43 1-0 DAL Matt Niskanen [2] (Mathieu Carle)
13:47 2-0 DAL Nathan Horton [7] (Michael Neal, Marty Turco)
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31:31 2-1 EDM Linus Omark [6] (Tom Gilbert, Andrew Cogliano)SH
35:06 2-2 EDM Fernando Pisani [1] (Austin Watson, Chris Summers)
38:23 2-3 EDM Jordan Eberle [8])
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47:37 3-3 DAL Colton Sceviour [1] (P.J. Axelsson, Kevin Bieksa)
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Shootout
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Edmonton Oilers win 2-1
Dallas Stars - Alex Tanguay, goal; David Booth, miss; Nathan Horton, miss;
Edmonton Oilers - Jordan Eberle, goal; Andrew Cogliano, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Jordan Eberle
2nd: Jeff Deslauriers
3rd: Nathan Horton

Farm result: Texas 3 - Oklahoma 2

[GM Office Q]

Greg Nemisz, giving up 6 inches and 63 pounds, beat Zdeno Chara in a fight. Enough said.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

[CapsGM]

[Jungle Cats]

7-3? Shit, why can't my team be that terrible? Oh, right. Fuck.

[Jets GM]

re: BOS vs MTL

[Penguin]

Thank god Kopitar played well tonight cause I miss having Crosby.

[Montreal Canadiens]

more ehm bullshit, alright that's it im going to the 3 nzt bore you to death 2-1 wins.

Also why on earth is PK Subban and Kevin Henderson in the game?????

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

[Parker]

Ah, nothing like a Scanners reference. Nice one, Bub.

7 out of a possible 8 points on the road trip... we'll take it.

[CapsGM]

more ehm bullshit, alright that's it im going to the 3 nzt bore you to death 2-1 wins.

[GM Office Q]

Also why on earth is PK Subban and Kevin Henderson in the game?????

Dude, upload your lines if you have injuries then. It's not rocket science. I have to design a PD spacecraft attitude control system, a radiation heat transfer assignment, and work on two presentations all before Thursday. You're lucky your lines weren't computered.

[Penguin]

Ah, nothing like a Scanners reference. Nice one, Bub.

7 out of a possible 8 points on the road trip... we'll take it.

Might be because you're cheating (without knowing)! 70sec on a H&G is not allowed.

[Parker]

Might be because you're cheating (without knowing)! 70sec on a H&G is not allowed.

Holy fuck, you're right... I somehow forgot about the single line limit. It'll be fixed for my next game. Sorry guys.

[Montreal Canadiens]

Also why on earth is PK Subban and Kevin Henderson in the game?????

Dude, upload your lines if you have injuries then. It's not rocket science. I have to design a PD spacecraft attitude control system, a radiation heat transfer assignment, and work on two presentations all before Thursday. You're lucky your lines weren't computered.

I did.....Jan Hejda was in there not PK Subban and it's pretty common sense to use Nokelainen in place of Clarkson....no need to call up a farm player when there is enough pro players. Didn't think that had to be specified.....

[Jets GM]

Also why on earth is PK Subban and Kevin Henderson in the game?????

Dude, upload your lines if you have injuries then. It's not rocket science. I have to design a PD spacecraft attitude control system, a radiation heat transfer assignment, and work on two presentations all before Thursday. You're lucky your lines weren't computered.

I did.....Jan Hejda was in there not PK Subban and it's pretty common sense to use Nokelainen in place of Clarkson....no need to call up a farm player when there is enough pro players. Didn't think that had to be specified.....

I didn't know we were now paying simmers 25$/hr......

[Montreal Canadiens]

They aren't paid.....but you see a blue name, and there is a PRO forward just sitting there.....to me common sense kicks in to select that player.....then put him in the empty slot and hit confirm. It's more work calling up a farm player, since then you have a hole in the farm lines instead of just using the pro player that was waiting!

[SharksGM]

What's even less work is uploading your own lines instead of complaining that Gary Bettman didn't do a good enough job covering for you.

[Montreal Canadiens]

Read the post above. They were uploaded.

[GM Office Q]

I see you've uploaded lines today, but three teams uploaded lines for last night and you were not one of them.

I'll tell you exactly what I did. You did not have enough healthy players at each position, so instead of computering your entire lineup, I called up one guy to play 10 minutes in the correct position as I figured he isn't a prospect you are trying to develop by throwing ice time at in the farm. And no, Kevin Henderson did not cost you the game.

[Montreal Canadiens]

Yes I made new lines after the loss last night.

I'm not saying he cost me the game, I was just wondering how he made it randomly into the lineup.

My lines that I did today (which the roster didn't change) has enough healthy players at each position.......so how did that change from last night's game to the next one?

[GM Office Q]

Looking at the calendar, Jan Hejda has not played a single game for the Canadiens. You made the trade for him on the 18th, yet the last time you updated your lines was the 16th. Subban has been in the same position the entire time.

[Montreal Canadiens]

I'm wondering why Hejda hasn't played a single game either.

I'm still just confused as to why Henderson was called up and Nokelainen used as a healthy scratch. Obviously Henderson didn't make me lose, but I'm just baffled as to how he got called up.

[CapsGM]

Might be because you're cheating (without knowing)! 70sec on a H&G is not allowed.

Holy fuck, you're right... I somehow forgot about the single line limit. It'll be fixed for my next game. Sorry guys.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

EHEC Rulebook Update, 11/22/2011:

Rule 1.F -- Tim Gaw may not post any comment in any thread on the EHEC boards without including picture/meme/video link of some sort. Failure to do so on his part will cost him one finger for each occurrence.

[CapsGM]

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

[Virtual Jarmo]

EHEC Rulebook Update, 11/22/2011:

Rule 1.F -- Tim Gaw may not post any comment in any thread on the EHEC boards without including picture/meme/video link of some sort. Failure to do so on his part will cost him one finger for each occurrence.

You are the man, tonight.

Glad you're back around and posting more.

[Montreal Canadiens]

hahhahahaha.

It really has outgrown itself.