New & Improved Buffalo Sabres Trade Block

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Not listening on 1 OA.


Status: Shifting from actively attempting to suck to not <---- FAILED <---- Maybe not?
Cap room: 5M

Salary Retention Slots: 2/2 available

In Search of: (Sasquatch)
- An idea of what I'm doing
- A winning strategy
- Forwards with +75~ HT


On The Block:
Forward

W/C Mikael Granlund 5.35 (UFA)
C/R Phil Kessel 5.05m (UFA)
C/L Vlad Namestnikov 4.85 (UFA)


Defence

Drew Doughty 5.5 (UFA)

Guillame Richard 700k (RFA)
Victor Sjoholm 700k (RFA)


Goalie
Nop

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Updated

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post FA update

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Updated and bumped

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Minor more colourful update

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Everybody else is updating, I want to fit in and be cool too.

Also, when is trade deadline? Somebody call Bob Mackenzie to make us a trade bait board.

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There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link

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In search of Sasquatch,
That was a kick-ass in search of,
With Leonard Nimoy kicking out the jams, oh!

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He captured imaginations
Of people all around the globe
His name was Sasquatch so I'm told

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His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe
(Apache tribe)

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Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch she is real
Take a look at the plastic cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audiotape now you will now know he's real

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Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit no fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real (real) real-real (real) real (really real) real real!

[Instrumental Break]

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Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your legend's real.
Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your love is real.

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Pre-draft update