Five Question Friday 3/19/2010

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. What is your favorite cereal?

2. What three famous people, living or dead, would you invite to dinner if you had the chance?

3. Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway)

4. What is the best Halloween costume you have ever seen?

5. If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. What is your favorite cereal?

Regular dry cheerios.

2. What three famous people, living or dead, would you invite to dinner if you had the chance?

Herb Brooks, George Carlin, and Ronald Reagan

3. Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway)

Easily, 100%, Carrie Underwood.

4. What is the best Halloween costume you have ever seen?



5. If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?

Peregrine falcon. One of the fastest birds on the planet and it would be awesome to fly.

[CapsGM]

1. What is your favorite cereal?

Vector.

2. What three famous people, living or dead, would you invite to dinner if you had the chance?

Barack Obama/Jerry Seinfeld/Jesus.

3. Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway)

Living or dead too? Kate Beckinsale.

4. What is the best Halloween costume you have ever seen?

Off the top of my head, my friend's friends did a pretty creative Kanye West/Taylor Swift theme last year (shutter shades/mics/duct tape/Taylor's sparkly dress). Only thing missing was Kanye's Ron Artest-like haircut.

5. If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?

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The fastest animal on land, with the ability to accelerate 0-60 almost as fast as this:

[Penguin]

1. What is your favorite cereal?

Corn Pops. Every morning. I need my Corn Pops!!

2. What three famous people, living or dead, would you invite to dinner if you had the chance?

Zidane, Crosby, Federer.

3. Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway)

Gia from the Bachelor!!! But, I'd never take that pass cause cheating ruins lives. Although, I'm tempted every single time I see racks!

4. What is the best Halloween costume you have ever seen?



5. If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?

A lion. I'm born in August, it's my sign and I like the animal.

[Jets GM]

1. What is your favorite cereal? Oatmeal count?

2. What three famous people, living or dead, would you invite to dinner if you had the chance? Tom Dwan, Sidney Crosby and my dad(still living lol).

3. Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway) Had this answer in about 0.00000001 second. Kate Hudson, not even close.

4. What is the best Halloween costume you have ever seen? Never seen one that has stuck out, ninja turtles are cool.

5. If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?

[Bruins]

1. What is your favorite cereal?
Most cereals are pure sugar. It doesn't matter how much 'whole grain' or what the box says, it's processed to hell. Where in nature would our ancestors eat cereal? There's much better breakfast choices.

2. What three famous people, living or dead, would you invite to dinner if you had the chance?
Socrates, Mozart, Shakespeare, Abraham, Gregor Mendel, Charles Darwin, Thomas Jefferson, John D. Rockafeller, Marlon Brando, Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe. Some alive guys' like James Taylor, Muhammad Ali.

3. Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway)
Tyra Banks

5. If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?
Eagle

[Bruins]

Anybody in the world living or dead and people are picking a 22-year old hockey player.

Sid: Hey what's up.
Me: Not much, you really like the number 87 don't you.
Sid: Yeah, how did you know?
Me: Lucky guess, hey do you have any interests besides hockey?
Sid: Yeah, I can shoot the puck now.
Me: ...good talk...

[Tuo-SabresGM]

What is your favorite cereal?
Hard pick, since I practically live off the stuff. I guess I'll go with Frosted Mini-Wheats.

What three famous people, living or dead, would you invite to dinner if you had the chance?
Abe Lincoln, Hideo Kojima, Wayne Gretzky

Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway)
So many.. Salma Hayek, for sure

What is the best Halloween costume you have ever seen?
That I've personally seen, a guy I used to live next door to dressed as a used tampon. He had full white clothing, a long string taped to his ass, painted his face white with red drips, and had a red doo-rag thing on his head. Probably the 'best' in terms of ingenuity.

If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?
A cat. Sleep all day, eat whenever I want, have people scratch me and give me back rubs, claw/bite whoever I want when I get pissed, and someone else cleans up after I drop one. Can't beat that lifestyle.

[Jungle Cats]

1. What is your favorite cereal?
Possibly but not necessarily Shredded Wheat. Breakfast cereal is nasty. You only get one shot at breakfast. Do it proper.

2. What three famous people, living or dead, would you invite to dinner if you had the chance?
Presuming no language barrier, Attila the Hun, Slavoj Zizek, and I dunno, Bill Murray for flavour

3. Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway)
Rashida Jones? Elizabeth Banks... Yeah, I'm no good at this. A one and done scenario doesn't really work for me, although a spite-lay of ScarJo where I never call her again... eh.

4. What is the best Halloween costume you have ever seen?
My no-effort Russel Crowe is good enough. Put on some flannel, comb the hair, make sure the beard is working overtime - then carry around a phone and threaten to beat people senseless with it.

5. If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?
The mighty albatross. See the world, you know. Nothing more no-strings attached than being a bird... except for the choking on garbage risk.

[Penguin]

If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?
A cat. Sleep all day, eat whenever I want, have people scratch me and give me back rubs, claw/bite whoever I want when I get pissed, and someone else cleans up after I drop one. Can't beat that lifestyle.

Seeing it that way, good call loool! But, you'd stay in a house all day?

And, trading dinner with Crosby for Scar-Jo. What a beauty.

[FlamesGM]

1. What is your favorite cereal?
Crispix

2. What three famous people, living or dead, would you invite to dinner if you had the chance?
J.R.R. Tolkien, Augustus Caesar, Plato

3. Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway)
Elisha Cuthbert or Mila Kunis...

4. What is the best Halloween costume you have ever seen?
A guy had a full getup of "V" from V for Vendetta, that was pretty sweet...

5. If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?
Komodo Dragon, bring it on! Or a peregrine falcon, being able to fly would be pretty cool... did a school project on them in like the 4th grade, haha

[GM Office Q]

1. What is your favorite cereal?
Honey nut Cheerios.

2. What three famous people, living or dead, would you invite to dinner if you had the chance?
Neil Armstrong, Kobe Bryant, Patrick Roy.

3. Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway)
Mia Kirshner or Igor Larionov's daughter.

4. What is the best Halloween costume you have ever seen?
I was an iPod in first year, I stick by that.

5. If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?
Something that flys, looks fun.

[SharksGM]

Or a peregrine falcon, being able to fly would be pretty cool... did a school project on them in like the 4th grade, haha

Man I think every school kid did a project on peregrine falcons at some point or another. Good thing they survived that whole DDT thing though, they're cool animals even though they're supposed to live in Toronto and I've never seen one in 15 odd years here. Now for answers:

1. What is your favorite cereal?

Anything with fruit in it, which doesn't really answer the question. Honey Bunches of Oats is pretty good, or anything in that vein.

2. What three famous people, living or dead, would you invite to dinner if you had the chance?

Hadrian, Confucius and Jesus. I'd go with Buddha but dude would probably be all chill and eat half the food.

3. Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway)

Of course I wouldn't. But for Maria Sharapova maybe.

5. If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?

Gorilla. Smart, badass and still a decent lifespan.

[Jets GM]

Anybody in the world living or dead and people are picking a 22-year old hockey player.

Sid: Hey what's up.
Me: Not much, you really like the number 87 don't you.
Sid: Yeah, how did you know?
Me: Lucky guess, hey do you have any interests besides hockey?
Sid: Yeah, I can shoot the puck now.
Me: ...good talk...

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

1. What is your favorite cereal?
So many....yeah, they're all crap, but still....Cheerios or Cap'n Crunch

2. What three famous people, living or dead, would you invite to dinner if you had the chance?
Thomas Jefferson, Ralph Waldo Emerson, and Charles Addams

3. Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway)
I wouldn't. Oh hell, I probably would. Helen Mirren -- still looks damn sexy and finer than 90% of actresses 1/3 her age.

4. What is the best Halloween costume you have ever seen?
An art teacher in high school once dressed himself as the wolfman -- wish I had a picture, but it was an amazing job.

5. If you could morph in to any animal, which one would you pick and why?
Gotta agree with Tuo and pick cat. Fucking with dumbass dogs would be fun too.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Helen Mirren -- still looks damn sexy and finer than 90% of actresses 1/3 her age.

If you want to talk about hot older actresses, the conversation begins and ends with Marisa Tomei.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Helen Mirren -- still looks damn sexy and finer than 90% of actresses 1/3 her age.

If you want to talk about hot older actresses, the conversation begins and ends with Marisa Tomei.

Well, she's only got a couple of years on me, so I can't really think of her as "older." And she needs to gain about 20 pounds.

[TorontoGM]

Bunches of oats

Adolf Hitler, Gengis Khan and Mao.

You're mother

Last year some girl was dressed as Miss Jupiter from Watchmen and it was done well. I thought it was clever and sexy.

Cheetah, then I can finally keep up with my racing dogs.

[Montreal Canadiens]

1. Favourite Cereal:

Froot Loops

2. 3 Famous people:

Brad Richards, Denzel Washington, Wayne Gretzky

3. Your girlfriend, wife, or fiancé gives you a free pass to sleep with anybody of your choosing. Who would you pick? (if you don't have one of the three, just pick anyway):

Easy one for me, Michelle Rodriguez. Unfortunate that she's bi-sexual and could bench press me, but damn.

4. What is the best Halloween costume you have ever seen?

I can't really remember a lot that stuck, but a couple years ago at a house party these 2 guys were Mario and Luigi. Also it wasn't Halloween but last night at the Canucks game this guy 6 rows in front of me (who was a redhead with red facial hair) had this sign, that had a big hole in the middle that he stuck his head through. On either side of him was a picture of the different Sedin Twins and the top of the sign was "Three's a charm." He was also wearing a Canucks jersey with the name "B.Sedin" on the back, and #11.

5. Animal I could change into:

Would have to go with............a shark. King of the Ocean. Just swim around all day and could kill anything I wanted.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Unfortunate that she's bi-sexual

How is that unfortunate? You have a shot at every guy's dream.

[TorontoGM]

Hahahahahaha that third sedin brother was hilarious last night, good call MTL.

[Bruins]

Anybody in the world living or dead and people are picking a 22-year old hockey player.

Sid: Hey what's up.
Me: Not much, you really like the number 87 don't you.
Sid: Yeah, how did you know?
Me: Lucky guess, hey do you have any interests besides hockey?
Sid: Yeah, I can shoot the puck now.
Me: ...good talk...

Nah, I like Crosby's game. If the question was to pick 3 current NHL players to play hockey with he might be on my list. Just wouldn't be someone I'd go out to dinner with.