February 2, 2012

[Virtual Jarmo]

BOS 4 - CAR 3 (SO)
Shots: 36-24 BOS
PP: BOS - 0/6; CAR - 0/1

11:53 1-0 BOS David Krejci [12] (Phil Kessel, Brooks Laich)
13:21 1-1 CAR Eric Staal [29] (Joni Pitkänen, Casey Borer)
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28:25 1-2 CAR Todd Bertuzzi [4] (Anton Babchuk, Tim Gleason)
31:45 2-2 BOS David Krejci [13] (Tomas Fleischmann, Rene Bourque)
37:59 2-3 CAR Eric Staal [30] (Mikko Koivu, Casey Borer)
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53:46 3-3 BOS David Krejci [14] (Tomas Fleischmann, Andrej Meszaros)
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Boston Bruins win 3-2
Boston Bruins - David Krejci, goal; Phil Kessel, goal; Milan Lucic, goal;
Carolina Hurricanes - Eric Staal, goal; Zach Boychuk, goal; Mikko Koivu, miss;

Three stars:
1st: David Krejci
2nd: Eric Staal
3rd: Justin Peters

Farm result: Providence 4 - Charlotte 3

NJ 3 - MTL 1
Shots: 22-20 NJ
PP: NJ - 0/5; MTL - 1/4

no scoring
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26:55 1-0 NJ Evgeni Malkin [19] (Mattias Tedenby, Tyler Cuma)
31:38 1-1 MTL Sheldon Souray [5] (Zdeno Chara, Marc Savard)PP
32:31 2-1 NJ Mattias Tedenby [15] (Evgeni Malkin, Tyler Cuma)
37:48 3-1 NJ Sean Avery [5] (Patrice Cormier)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Mattias Tedenby
2nd: Evgeni Malkin
3rd: Tyler Cuma

Farm result: Albany 3 - Hamilton 2

PHI 1 - NSH 0
Shots: 29-10 PHI
PP: PHI - 0/5; NSH - 0/2

no scoring
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26:22 1-0 PHI Jaromir Jagr [18] (Chris Pronger)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Calvin Pickard
2nd: Chris Pronger
3rd: Lukas Kaspar

Farm result: Milwaukee 4 - Adirondack 3

WPG 4 - TB 2
Shots: 22-22
PP: WPG - 3/6; TB - 1/2

no scoring
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30:14 1-0 TB Jamie Benn [10] (Michal Handzus, Kim Johnsson)PP
36:13 1-1 WPG Sean Couturier [7] (Martin Havlat)PP
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43:24 1-2 WPG Logan Couture [15] (Joe Colborne, Sean Couturier)PP
52:43 2-2 TB Jamie Benn [11] (Kevin Klein)
55:51 2-3 WPG Nick Bjugstad [18] (Brian Rafalski, David Elsner)PP
59:19 2-4 WPG Evgeny Artyukhin [7] (Sean Couturier) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Sean Couturier
2nd: Jamie Benn
3rd: Martin Havlat

Farm result: Norfolk 3 - St. John's 2

COL 5 - MIN 1
Shots: 36-13 COL
PP: COL - 1/3; MIN - 0/2

03:45 1-0 COL Zach Parisé [22] (Scottie Upshall, Danny Markov)
04:31 2-0 COL Matt Duchene [18] (Milan Hejduk, Zach Parisé)
10:49 2-1 MIN Kirill Kabanov [12] (Peter Mueller, Pierre-Marc Bouchard)
17:45 3-1 COL John-Michael Liles [3] (Drew Doughty, Matt Duchene)PP
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30:33 4-1 COL Zach Parisé [23])
32:11 5-1 COL Gabriel Landeskog [10] (Rob Blake)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Zach Parise
2nd: Matt Duchene
3rd: Gabriel Landeskog

Farm result: LEM 3 - Houston 1

EDM 5 - CHI 1
Shots: 34-14 EDM
PP: EDM - 1/4; CHI - 0/3

11:54 1-0 EDM Jean-François Jacques [11] (Zack Stortini, Ben Wright)
15:33 1-1 CHI Ben Eager [8] (Brian Campbell, Brent Seabrook)
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23:59 2-1 EDM Fernando Pisani [6] (Chris Summers)
24:59 3-1 EDM Jordan Eberle [23] (Ladislav Smid, Ben Wright)
25:26 4-1 EDM Jean-François Jacques [12] (Stephen Johns, Andrew Cogliano)PP
29:29 5-1 EDM Fernando Pisani [7] (Jean-François Jacques)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: JF Jacques
2nd: Fernando Pisani
3rd: Jordan Eberle

Farm result: OKC 4 - Rockford 1

DET 4 - VAN 3 (SO)
Shots: 28-22 VAN
PP: VAN - 0/3; DET - 1/4

18:45 0-1 DET Jared Staal [4] (Boyd Devereaux, Darren Helm)
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26:18 1-1 VAN Henrik Sedin [10] (Daniel Sedin, Mike Cammalleri)
35:43 2-1 VAN Daniel Sedin [14] (Jere Lehtinen)
37:13 2-2 DET Antoine Vermette [6] (Nicklas Bäckström, R.J. Umberger)
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40:24 3-2 VAN Brenden Morrow [19] (Mike Cammalleri, Jordan Schroeder)
49:33 3-3 DET Corey Perry [24] (Nicklas Bäckström, Andrei Loktionov)PP
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Detroit Red Wings win 1-0
Vancouver Canucks - Mike Cammalleri, miss; Alex Edler, miss; Brenden Morrow, miss;
Detroit Red Wings - Mike Green, miss; Alexander Steen, miss; R.J. Umberger, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Daniel Sedin
2nd: Brendan Morrow
3rd: Corey Perry

Farm result: GR 3 - Chicago 0

SJ 5 - DAL 2
Shots: 27-19 SJ
PP: SJ - 2/4; DAL - 0/2

11:06 1-0 SJ Ivan Telegin [6] (Dany Heatley, Nicklas Lidström)
18:21 1-1 DAL Alex Tanguay [16] (Eric Brewer, Scott Gomez)
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22:54 2-1 SJ Dany Heatley [25] (Brad Boyes)PP
34:02 2-2 DAL Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson [9] (Brandon Dubinsky, Mathieu Carle)
34:27 3-2 SJ Mason Raymond [10] (Erik Cole, Ryan Getzlaf)
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46:25 4-2 SJ Dany Heatley [26] (Joe Thornton, Brad Boyes)PP
49:02 5-2 SJ Joe Thornton [13] (Dany Heatley)
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Three stars:
1st: Dany Heatley
2nd: Joe Thornton
3rd: Mason Raymond

Farm result: Worcester 4 - Texas 1

[Virtual Jarmo]

David Krejci scores four times, including once in the shootout, in Boston's 4-3 win over Carolina. Ben Wright will miss two weeks for the Oilers, while the Flyers will be without a couple of Daniels for two weeks each. JF Jacques picks up a hat trick to beat the Hawks, the Jets have a big night on the powerplay to gather two points, the Avs roll the Wild, the Sharks roll the Stars, and the Flyers grind one out for a 1-0 win.

Also, Shane Doan scored for everybody.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[GM Office Q]

[CapsGM]

[GoJetsGo]

If you look closely you'll notice an Infiniti sedan in that photo.

[Bruins_GM]

And this is how we roll.

[Parker]

Also, Shane Doan scored for everybody.

Speaking of Doan-like performances, look out for Dany Heatley.

[Parker]

Oh, fucking SWEET... Brett "Not Strong Enough to Carry Shane Doan's Jockstrap" Connolly finally developed his strength. First time since training camp that it's gone up.

I won't be calling up any more 51 STR players to my pro team, that's for sure.

[Montreal Canadiens]

what the fcuk is that

[jamesredwings]

This is weird. My backup goaltender who is not even good enough to start on my AHL team as a 3.15 GAA and keeps sending games to overtime.

There should be a shootout grade in this software so I can pick players to score for him and win all those OT games.

[Femur]

awesome. and check out my news....i mean my NEWS!:

2-2-2012 Weekly team report
Who's hot

No-one is especially hot at the moment.

Who's cold

Derek Joslin has played 40 games without a goal. Billy Sweatt is sliding on a 26 game streak without registering a single point. Brian Campbell has played 22 games without a goal. Charlie Coyle has lost his sights and is now 5 games without a goal. Brian Ward has lost his sights and is now 18 games without a goal. Dustin Byfuglien has lost his sights and is now 5 games without a goal. Jaroslav Halak has been chilly and allowed 8 goals in 2 games. Niklas Hjalmarsson has been a healthy scratch in his last five games.

and i get Le Flames tonight! my first test sim saw 9-1 Calgary!!!! can't fucking wait to see score tomorrow morning

[Virtual Jarmo]

There should be a shootout grade in this software so I can pick players to score for him and win all those OT games.

Yeah, I wish whoever made the shootout simulator had put it in there so you could pick your first three and it would randomly select after that.