Hey Kid, I'm on a ciggie break from my shift at Marshall's so listen up, I only got time for 2 things:
Scratchers and Bruins updates.

Did you hear about this kid Ehlers? I swear to god I was at the garden the other night and the whole place was like "EEEEEEEEHLERS, EEEEEEEEEEEEEHLERS". I heard they might move him up to the first line.

I tell ya though they might have to move this team to friggin Quebec there's so many Canadians on it. Would it kill em to have one local guy? I mean there's gotta be an extra Tkachuk lying around somewhere right?

Dude, let me tell ya though this Division is brutal. We'd be in First Place if we were in the Northwest!

Hey. If you see my Aunt looking for me tell her I went to get some Dunkies will ya?

I'm telling you I just got a feeling the B's are going all the way this year.

Latah