December 15, 2013

[Virtual Jarmo]

WSH 4 - PHI 3 (SO)
Shots: 29-24 WSH
PP: WSH - 0/5; PHI - 0/1

06:16 0-1 PHI Jay Bouwmeester [4] (Calvin Pickard)SH
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29:22 1-1 WSH Morgan Rielly [4] (Karl Alzner, Gregory Hofmann)
32:49 1-2 PHI Chris Pronger [4] (Adam Larsson, Evgeny Grachev)
33:33 2-2 WSH Brian Lashoff [3] (Zbynek Michalek)
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49:49 3-2 WSH Wojtek Wolski [10] (Morgan Rielly, Karl Alzner)
56:01 3-3 PHI Scott Glennie [15] (Mark Scheifele, Zemgus Girgensons)
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Washington Capitals win 2-0
Washington Capitals - Vladimir Tarasenko, goal; Andrei Markov, goal;
Philadelphia Flyers - Scott Glennie, miss; Julius Junttila, miss;

Three stars:
1st: Karl Alzner
2nd: Morgan Reilly
3rd: Scott Glennie

Farm: Hershey 2 - Adirondack 2

TB 3 - DET 1
Shots: 36-17 TB
PP: TB - 3/8; DET - 0/2

08:41 0-1 TB Brent Burns [6] (Cam Fowler, Ryan Murray)PP
10:27 0-2 TB Jared Boll [6] (Ryan Kesler)PP
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22:09 1-2 DET Alexander Ovechkin [22] (Mike Green)
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48:36 1-3 TB Brent Burns [7] (Cam Fowler, Jakub Voracek)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Brent Burns
2nd: Cam Fowler
3rd: Jared Boll

Farm: Syracuse 2 - Grand Rapids 1

FLA 5 - MTL 4 (SO)
Shots: 28-22 FLA
PP: MTL - 3/7; FLA - 2/4

09:19 0-1 FLA Patrick McNally [1] (Marcel Noebels, Drew Shore)
13:23 1-1 MTL Marc Savard [15] (Ales Hemsky, Andrei Kostitsyn)PP
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34:12 2-1 MTL Alexander Frolov [8] (Brenden Morrow, Eric Brewer)
35:13 3-1 MTL David Backes [10] (Alexander Frolov, Ales Hemsky)PP
39:27 4-1 MTL Brenden Morrow [10] (Dan Boyle, Samu Perhonen)PP
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46:48 4-2 FLA Stephen Weiss [15] (Mikael Granlund, Trevor Daley)PP
49:27 4-3 FLA Mikael Granlund [12] (Devin Setoguchi, Trevor Daley)PP
58:22 4-4 FLA Trevor Daley [4] (Paul Kariya, Patrice Cormier) WG
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Florida Panthers win 3-2
Montreal Canadiens - Andrei Kostitsyn, goal; Dan Boyle, miss; Alexander Frolov, goal;
Florida Panthers - Mikael Granlund, goal; Stephen Weiss, goal; Devin Setoguchi, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Trevor Daley
2nd: Alex Frolov
3rd: Ales Hemsky

Farm: Hamilton 8 - SA 0

CGY 4 - NYR 1
Shots: 39-19 CGY
PP: CGY - 2/4; NYR - 0/4

02:53 1-0 NYR Ryan Malone [7] (Mark Streit, Seth Jones)
18:12 1-1 CGY Scott Niedermayer [5] (Sam Gagner, Shawn Matthias)PP
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29:57 1-2 CGY Brian Boyle [5] (Maxim Lapierre)
31:11 1-3 CGY Nikita Filatov [11] (David Krejci, Georges Laraque)
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50:56 1-4 CGY Nikita Filatov [12] (Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson, David Krejci)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Nikita Filatov
2nd: Brian Boyle
3rd: David Krejci

Farm: Abbotsford 4 - Hartford 2

LA 4 - CHI 2
Shots: 26-13 LA
PP: LA - 0/2; CHI - 2/7

08:51 1-0 CHI Patrick Sharp [22] (Jonathan Toews, Petr Straka)PP
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26:42 1-1 LA Austin Watson [2] (Vitaly Anikeyenko, Ian Cole)
29:11 1-2 LA Andrew Ladd [16] (Sidney Crosby)
31:17 1-3 LA Kyle Beach [8] (Jeremy Colliton, Jonathon Merrill)
34:49 2-3 CHI Wayne Simmonds [9] (Jonathan Toews, Petr Straka)PP
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44:39 2-4 LA Austin Watson [3] (Vitaly Anikeyenko, Stephen Johns)
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Three stars:
1st: Austin Watson
2nd: Andrew Ladd
3rd: Sidney Crosby

Farm: Rockford 4 - Manchester 1

ANA 5 - EDM 1
Shots: 35-21 ANA
PP: ANA - 3/5; EDM - 0/8

07:45 0-1 EDM Dylan Olsen [1] (Alexander Avtsyn)
14:21 1-1 ANA Trent Hunter [10] (Jake Gardiner, Kyle Brodziak)
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22:12 2-1 ANA Kris Russell [4] (Joe Morrow, Bobby Ryan)PP
32:54 3-1 ANA Sami Vatanen [1] (Jake Gardiner, Evander Kane)PP
35:35 4-1 ANA Jake Gardiner [3] (Henrik Zetterberg, Sami Vatanen)PP
39:29 5-1 ANA Patrik Berglund [4] (Kris Russell)SH
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Jake Gardiner
2nd: Sami Vatanen
3rd: Kris Russell

Farm: OKC 3 - Norfolk 1

[Virtual Jarmo]

Jim Slater was given a 12-game suspension for ending Brian Boyle's 2013-14 season.

Two shootouts highlight tonight's relatively light EHEC slate as the Capitals and Panthers are victorious in their skills competitions. Brian Boyle's indefinite injury casts a very large shadow over the Flames' win against the Rangers. The Kings dominate at even strength to down da Hawks. Connor Rankin's debut is a win for the Bolts, but the 19-year-old didn't show up on the scoresheet. Anaheim rattles off five unanswered to win convincingly over the Oilers.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[Calgary.Flames]

FUCK

[Montreal Canadiens]

Well theres a blown point if Ive ever seen one.

[SharksGM]

Well theres a blown point if Ive ever seen one.

I really doubt that you have, outside of porn sites.

[CapsGM]

Alzner...beast mode?

[Montreal Canadiens]

Well theres a blown point if Ive ever seen one.

I really doubt that you have, outside of porn sites.

umm.....whaaat?..

[Parker]

umm.....whaaat?..

He's saying that you've never had sex that you haven't paid for.

GO.

[Montreal Canadiens]

that would make a lot of sense.

you know its a good joke when it makes zero sense.

well done.

[Singin the BLUES]

that would make a lot of sense.

you know its a good joke when it makes zero sense.

well done.

Now i know this guy is dumber then fuck.......holy shit Batman

[TorontoGM]

that would make a lot of sense.

you know its a good joke when it makes zero sense.

well done.

Now i know this guy is dumber then fuck.......holy shit Batman

Okay we get it. You think your a hero cause you can attack Brad non-stop.

How about be the better man and shut the fuck up.

[Singin the BLUES]

I can switch over to you if that will make you feel better.
Looks like someone found a little friend at the playground here.......

[Parker]

I was drunk as fuck when I posted that. I'm a little less drunk now and I feel the shame that one feels in that situation. Sorry Brad.

[Montreal Canadiens]

I think Dan would admit himself that was just a horrid joke. No good delivery, nothing.

Considering I've had a girlfriend for a long time, (and I'm 24 not 65 - not sure I've met a 24 and under person who's paid for sex) , joke misses again.

[Parker]

...not sure I've met a 24 and under person who's paid for sex...

I've met quite a few, but we're probably in different lines of work.

[Penguin]

Fuck all of you!