December 5, 2013

[Virtual Jarmo]

BUF 7 - NYR 2
Shots: 27-25 NYR
PP: BUF - 1/5; NYR - 0/2

03:59 1-0 BUF Ryan Johansen [12] (Derek Roy, Tyler Myers)
09:47 2-0 BUF Patrick Kaleta [3] (Philippe Gogulla, Chris Phillips)
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26:55 2-1 NYR Alex Burrows [5] (Seth Jones, Jonas Brodin)
32:44 2-2 NYR Tom Kuehnhackl [12] (Pierre-Marc Bouchard, Dane Byers)
33:44 3-2 BUF Victor Ohman [11])SH
37:17 4-2 BUF Derek Roy [10] (Victor Ohman, Ryan Johansen)PP
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45:58 5-2 BUF Victor Ohman [12] (Derek Roy, Ryan Johansen)
48:06 6-2 BUF Jason Pominville [3] (Derek Roy, Victor Ohman)
50:09 7-2 BUF Zack Kassian [13] (Thomas Vanek, Ryan Hollweg)
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Three stars:
1st: Victor Ohman
2nd: Derek Roy
3rd: Ryan Johansen

Farm: Rochester 6 - Hartford 5

TOR 4 - DAL 2
Shots: 30-21 TOR
PP: TOR - 1/6; DAL - 1/1

12:51 1-0 TOR Alexander Semin [18] (Taylor Hall, Stanislav Galiev)
16:57 1-1 DAL Kimmo Timonen [4] (Henrik Sedin)
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23:13 2-1 TOR Alexander Semin [19] (Taylor Hall, Stanislav Galiev)PP
27:29 3-1 TOR Taylor Hall [9] (David Clarkson, Martin Hanzal)
34:41 4-1 TOR Alexander Semin [20] (Taylor Hall)
39:27 4-2 DAL Mikhail Grigorenko [12] (Joel Armia, Andrej Meszaros)PP
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Taylor Hall
2nd: Alexander Semin
3rd: David Clarkson

Farm: Toronto 5 - Texas 3

PIT 3 - SJ 1
Shots: 22-21 SJ
PP: PIT - 1/3; SJ - 0/1

no scoring
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36:34 0-1 SJ Erik Cole [7] (Oscar Klefbom, Keith Ballard)
38:08 1-1 PIT James van Riemsdyk [11] (Jonathon Blum)
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47:54 2-1 PIT Chris Higgins [3] (Brenden Morrow, Patrick O'Sullivan)PP
58:34 3-1 PIT Cody Hodgson [13] (Jonathon Blum) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Chris Higgins
2nd: Cody Hodgson
3rd: JVR

Farm: WBS 6 - Worcester 0

BOS 4 - MTL 2
Shots: 23-20 BOS
PP: BOS - 3/7; MTL - 0/2

18:59 1-0 MTL Dan Boyle [5] (Boyd Gordon)
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29:17 1-1 BOS Mikael Salmivirta [10] (Jordan Caron, Ben Wright)PP
35:53 1-2 BOS Milan Lucic [10] (Mark Stuart, Sven Baertschi)
37:13 2-2 MTL Andrei Kostitsyn [11] (Peter Holland)
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58:46 2-3 BOS Alex Tanguay [12] (Tomas Hertl, Joe Colborne)PP
59:22 2-4 BOS Tomas Hertl [5] (Joe Colborne)PP EN
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Three stars:
1st: Tomas Hertl
2nd: Milan Lucic
3rd: Alex Tanguay

Farm: Providence 5 - Hamilton 3

TB 5 - OTT 4 (OT)
Shots: 24-24
PP: TB - 1/2; OTT - 1/6

06:04 0-1 OTT Justin Williams [14] (Nazem Kadri, Ryan Martindale)
08:33 1-1 TB Dalton Smith [10] (Patrik Nemeth, Ryan Murray)
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28:14 1-2 OTT Jonathan Cheechoo [10] (Sergei Barbashev, Jared Cowen)PP
29:28 1-3 OTT Jason Spezza [11] (Brian Lee, Anton Volchenkov)
30:36 2-3 TB Dana Tyrell [2] (Jared Boll, Ryan Kesler)
32:19 3-3 TB Dalton Smith [11] (Carl Klingberg, Cam Fowler)SH
39:36 3-4 OTT Jason Spezza [12] (Brian Lee)
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53:01 4-4 TB Tyler Seguin [15] (Ryan Murray)SH
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61:46 5-4 TB Cam Fowler [5] (Ryan Murray, Tyler Seguin)PP

Three stars:
1st: Dalton Smith
2nd: Cam Fowler
3rd: Tyler Seguin

Farm: Syracuse 2 - Binghamton 2

WPG 4 - FLA 2
Shots: 27-21 WPG
PP: WPG - 1/3; FLA - 0/2

18:12 0-1 WPG Patrice Bergeron [11] (Martin Havlat, Jonathan Huberdeau)PP
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25:21 0-2 WPG Brad Boyes [12] (Martin Havlat, Zach Bogosian)
29:22 0-3 WPG Logan Couture [7] (Brad Boyes, Brandon Gormley)
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47:53 1-3 FLA Devin Setoguchi [13] (Mikael Granlund)
57:07 2-3 FLA Mikael Granlund [10] (Devin Setoguchi, Sheldon Souray)
58:25 2-4 WPG Brad Boyes [13] (Brandon Gormley, Zach Bogosian) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Brad Boyes
2nd: Zach Bogosian
3rd: Devin Setoguchi

Farm: SA 5 - St. John's 2

NYI 4 - STL 3 (SO)
Shots: 35-21 STL
PP: STL - 0/10; NYI - 0/2

04:34 0-1 NYI Alex Kovalev [8] (Ryan Strome, Jonathan Ericsson)
14:16 0-2 NYI Alex Kovalev [9] (Ryan Strome, Brandon Dubinsky)
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27:12 1-2 STL Johan Franzén [6] (Martin St. Louis, Ryan Spooner)
31:21 2-2 STL Lars Eller [10] (Alexander Steen, Cody Franson)
34:03 3-2 STL Chris Kunitz [9] (Martin St. Louis, Tobias Enström)
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53:22 3-3 NYI Maxime Talbot [2] (Martin Marincin, Bruno Gervais)
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no scoring
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Shootout
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New York Islanders win 3-2
St. Louis Blues - Marian Gaborik, miss; Dmitry Kulikov, goal; Martin St. Louis, goal;
New York Islanders - Brandon Dubinsky, goal; Rick Nash, goal; Jonathan Tavares, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Chris Kunitz
2nd: Alex Kovalev
3rd: Braden Holtby

Farm: Bridgeport 6 - Chicago 5

NSH 4 - CAR 2
Shots: 23-20 CAR
PP: NSH - 0/8; CAR - 0/3

03:08 0-1 CAR Mikko Koivu [11] (Tim Gleason)SH
14:53 1-1 NAS Drew Miller [5] (Sebastien Collberg, Steven Shipley)
16:06 2-1 NAS Steven Shipley [8])
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28:41 3-1 NAS Shea Weber [4] (Emanuel Astrom, Anthony Stewart)
30:12 3-2 CAR Brandon Sutter [8] (Mikko Koivu, Dustin Penner)
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59:44 4-2 NAS Dwight King [3]) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Steven Shipley
2nd: Shea Weber
3rd: Mikko Koivu

Farm: Charlotte 5 - Milwaukee 3

MIN 4 - CHI 3 (OT)
Shots: 24-21 CHI
PP: MIN - 0/2; CHI - 1/10

17:19 0-1 CHI Marian Hossa [11] (Jonathan Toews, Dustin Byfuglien)PP
17:49 1-1 MIN T.J. Oshie [9] (Patrick Marleau, Mark Pysyk)
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32:36 1-2 CHI Wayne Simmonds [4] (Kyle Turris)
34:32 2-2 MIN Alexei Marchenko [2] (Mark Pysyk)
38:34 2-3 CHI Marian Hossa [12] (Brent Seabrook)
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48:19 3-3 MIN Ty Rattie [5] (Mark Pysyk, Alexei Marchenko)
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60:26 4-3 MIN Lukas Kaspar [5] (Lubomir Visnovsky, Mark Pysyk)SH

Three stars:
1st: Mark Pysyk
2nd: Lukas Kaspar
3rd: Marian Hossa

Farm: Rockford 5 - Iowa 0

EDM 4 - COL 3
Shots: 24-24
PP: EDM - 0/6; COL - 0/5

17:25 0-1 COL Saku Koivu [5] (Brandon Saad)
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26:57 0-2 COL Nikita Gusev [9] (Matt Duchene)
36:36 1-2 EDM Riley Nash [1] (Eric Tangradi, Dylan Olsen)
37:38 2-2 EDM Jordan Eberle [15] (Jean-François Jacques, Kevin Shattenkirk)
37:54 2-3 COL Ryan Whitney [3] (Jarret Stoll)
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54:35 3-3 EDM Jordan Eberle [16] (Kevin Shattenkirk, Dylan Olsen)
56:43 4-3 EDM Joe Basaraba [8] (Chris Summers, John Negrin)
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Three stars:
1st: Jordan Eberle
2nd: Riley Nash
3rd: Joe Basaraba

Farm: LEM 3 - OKC 1

[Virtual Jarmo]

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[Singin the BLUES]

[Bruins_GM]

I'm not sure I like how we got there, but the ends justify the means.

[TorontoGM]

Hall continues to dominate and Semin is the first to reach 20 goals after a fine hat trick.

TO THE WINDOOOOOOWWW

[Montreal Canadiens]

Hahahah you guys are being way too obvious with this. If you're gonna cheat Atleast have me beat the teams I should. Whatever, why bother caring.

[Penguin]

SJ suuuuuuuuuuucks my ballssssssssssssssss yayayayayayayayayayaya Dan go to bed.

[CapsGM]

Hall continues to dominate and Semin is the first to reach 20 goals after a fine hat trick.

TO THE WINDOOOOOOWWW

[Virtual Jarmo]

Hahahah you guys are being way too obvious with this. If you're gonna cheat Atleast have me beat the teams I should. Whatever, why bother caring.

Seriously, get the fuck over yourself. I don't care if you win or lose. I have better shit to do than re-sim games in front of yours to make you lose.

You want to be an asshole? Fine. You want to be an immature prick? Fine.

But don't ever fucking accuse me of cheating. You're not worth the time or effort it would take.

[Montreal Canadiens]

Well considering A) my team on paper is ridiculous better than Boston B)I'm at home C) you enjoy my team losing way too much D)I win every single test sim, but lose when you do? so evidently E) You are doing something.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Well considering A) my team on paper is ridiculous better than Boston B)I'm at home C) you enjoy my team losing way too much D)I win every single test sim, but lose when you do? so evidently E) You are doing something.

You do realize that...a) EHM is a seriously flawed game engine, that often goes for "balance" instead of "reality"; it's just as likely you'll win 20 of 25 starting in January; b) ask Dan and Parker what it's like to go into serious swoons with a good team that's started hot; that's just EHM; c) just fyi, I ran a sim to the rest of the season to see how certain prospects would pan out and ended up 10 games over .500; d) no one here is fucking small-minded enough to rerun sims just to fuck you over.

[Parker]

For the record:

Boston team average: 75 OF 79 DF 77 OA
Montreal team average: 75 OF 78 DF 78 OA

So Brad, by that quick and dirty calculation, I guess your team is little better in OA, but you're worse on DF and equal on OF. That's a pretty close match; it's not like Pittsburgh vs. the Rangers or something. (Sorry Pat)

b) ask Dan and Parker what it's like to go into serious swoons with a good team that's started hot; that's just EHM

Or Femur. Bern's reckoning is still coming.

Seriously Brad, if you're joking about this it's in really poor taste because the simmers invest a lot of time into this league and you shitting on them for it is unacceptable. If you're NOT joking, and you really do think that league management is somehow biased against you to the point that they're rigging sims to prevent your awesome team from going 82-0, why don't you just quit?

[Virtual Jarmo]

Well considering A) my team on paper is ridiculous better than Boston B)I'm at home C) you enjoy my team losing way too much D)I win every single test sim, but lose when you do? so evidently E) You are doing something.

A. Your team was shorthanded 7 times. Boston scored 3 PPGs. Your penalty kill very clearly sucks. This isn't a hard thing to figure out.

B. Ok

C. Don't care if you win or lose. I care about getting the job done because I have a responsibility to the league to do it.

D. Did you have Boston's most recent lines in your test sim? No? Hmmm, that might make a difference, no?

E. Yeah, my fucking job in the league. Do yours and field a better team.

[Calgary.Flames]

Well considering A) my team on paper is ridiculous better than Boston

Sorry, your team IS probably better on paper but not by that much.

Before the Frolov deal those were the guys you used as your bottom 6 forwards:

Holland: 12 points, 6.76 (who plays a shocking 17 minutes per game, )
Nattinen: 2 points, 6.38
Moen: 4 points, 6.35
Fisher: 2 points, 6.17
Ward: 3 points, 5.83
Hagman: 1 point, 5.78
Gordon: 0 point, 5.70
Nokelainen: 0 point, 5.67

Boston's only low-rated player is Steve Bernier. Other than that, everyone is above 6.45.
AND... for some reasons, Boston doesn't even play the H&G super tactic.

I guess you can have success going the "Bern" way, but then again you would need guys like Iginla, Hodgson and Kopitar...

[Singin the BLUES]

Maybe Habs would win more if they had a player like Spooner.

[MinnesotaGM]

Couldn't there be a feature where you can just block other GM's so this non-sense can stop and not be seen.

[Singin the BLUES]

Ya, just download the file and dont scroll.....easy as pie

[Montreal Canadiens]

For the record I don't honestly think they are cheating hence the "hahahahha"

Boston didn't change any lines either.

I'm aware of the EHM slumps, but this is getting ridiculous, and as long as they win 20 of 25 next couple months it'll be all good.

[CapsGM]

Couldn't there be a feature where you can just block other GM's so this non-sense can stop and not be seen.

[Montreal Canadiens]

Overall has to be the most useless thing in EHM, so here is the black and white numbers.

76/73/75 - 79/72/77 - 78/73/78
76/71/72 - 79/73/76 - 82/82/78
76/74/74 - 69/75/72 - 67/81/71
73/73/74 - 72/71/76 - 67/78/70

71/86/80 - 65/85/71
55/84/73 - 63/83/72
65/74/74 - 67/75/73

80/81 (72 con) - 76/75 (81 con)

OR

83/72/76 - 82/64/75 - 86/74/79
86/76/80 - 75/86/79 - 79/75/77
78/76/76 - 70/71/75 - 65/75/75
66/72/71 - 60/72/73 - 74/69/72

82/71/76 - 65/79/74
56/82/73 - 60/78/73
71/77/74 - 68/76/72

79/79 (87 con) - 71/70/70 (90 con)

[Montreal Canadiens]

Well considering A) my team on paper is ridiculous better than Boston B)I'm at home C) you enjoy my team losing way too much D)I win every single test sim, but lose when you do? so evidently E) You are doing something.

A. Your team was shorthanded 7 times. Boston scored 3 PPGs. Your penalty kill very clearly sucks. This isn't a hard thing to figure out.

B. Ok

C. Don't care if you win or lose. I care about getting the job done because I have a responsibility to the league to do it.

D. Did you have Boston's most recent lines in your test sim? No? Hmmm, that might make a difference, no?

E. Yeah, my fucking job in the league. Do yours and field a better team.

A) Yeah it was at 80 % couple of games ago (which still isnt great, but better than 74) then NJ ripped up and then Boston's scrubs did too.

C) Yes you do care if I lose.

[Singin the BLUES]

Well considering A) my team on paper is ridiculous better than Boston B)I'm at home C) you enjoy my team losing way too much D)I win every single test sim, but lose when you do? so evidently E) You are doing something.

[MinnesotaGM]

Couldn't there be a feature where you can just block other GM's so this non-sense can stop and not be seen.

I'm entertained but can only enjoy so much stupidity

[Montreal Canadiens]

^I agree, we could lower the stupidity if STL would stop using his keyboard and keep to himself.

[Jets GM]

Not sure if anyone noticed, but pretty epic game with OTT/TB. 2 Tampa Bay SH goals that tie the game, 3-3 and 4-4 respectively, then win it in OT on the PP. Woo!

[Singin the BLUES]

^I agree, we could lower the stupidity if STL would stop using his keyboard and keep to himself.

I am not the whiny little bitch that thinks the Simmer is cheating.

[GM Office Q]

[Montreal Canadiens]

^I agree, we could lower the stupidity if STL would stop using his keyboard and keep to himself.

I am not the whiny little bitch that thinks the Simmer is cheating.

When your STL and your team sucks, and you lose, there is no surprise, but when your team is 2nd best in the East playing like 2nd worst in the East, frustration becomes apparent.

[Jets GM]

I have a better team then you Brad, at best your top 5 with Frolov. I'd say between 6th and 7th in the East.

[GM Office Q]

Could be wrong, but in terms of win percentage, MTL is 10th best in the east. By comparison, a non-wildcard playoff team like Boston owns the 4th best winning percentage in the east. A 4-2 win by a team playing better than its opponent doesn't seem too unheard of.

[Montreal Canadiens]

I have a better team then you Brad, at best your top 5 with Frolov. I'd say between 6th and 7th in the East.

I would agree to disagree. You have 3 good forwards, and some beasts on D. Don't have the depth to match.

Also, I am the reigning ECF finalist, therefore, until the end of this year, PIT is #1, MTL is #2.

It's December, not April.

[Singin the BLUES]

I have a better team then you Brad, at best your top 5 with Frolov. I'd say between 6th and 7th in the East.

I would agree to disagree. You have 3 good forwards, and some beasts on D. Don't have the depth to match.

Also, I am the reigning ECF finalist, therefore, until the end of this year, PIT is #1, MTL is #2.

It's December, not April.

In your own little world you are 2nd, Maybe 2nd in the wildcard race for the time being, fuck you arent that far ahead of STL at all especially considering you are 3 games ahead of STL. Get your head out of your ass and everyone wouldnt think u are such a goof. Until then, your team is shit, u suck, AND ur an asshole PERIOD

[Montreal Canadiens]

We'll see what happens come April.

[Singin the BLUES]

Well then, until April, shut your damn mouth cause you are digging yourself quite the hole right now. Maybe the simmers will "test sim" your ass into last hahahahahahaha

[Montreal Canadiens]

Thanks resident genius.

Not sure if you're aware, but games in hand, isn't necessarily a good thing, considering those games in hand you'll have to make up during back-to-back's.

those exist in the NHL....not sure if you knew that......

[Singin the BLUES]

Hopefully i will be able to play the Habs back to back.......you do remember the last time STL player MTL right? Here is a refresher for ya.

STL 4 - MTL 2
Shots: 30-19 MTL
PP: STL - 2/3; MTL - 0/2

13:26 1-0 MTL Andrei Kostitsyn [9] (Colby Cohen)
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32:28 1-1 STL Martin St. Louis [5] (Ryan Spooner, Brett Sonne)
33:27 2-1 MTL Peter Holland [4] (Nick Bjugstad, Colby Cohen)
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41:36 2-2 STL Dmitry Kulikov [3] (Marian Gaborik, Ryan Spooner)PP
44:47 2-3 STL Martin St. Louis [6] (Johan Franzén, Ryan Spooner)PP
58:58 2-4 STL John McFarland [2] (Lars Eller) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Martin St. Louis
2nd: Ryan Spooner
3rd: Kari Lehtonen

Farm result: Hamilton 4 - Chicago 1

[Montreal Canadiens]

Ya wow you won a regular season game by a goal (in which you were heavily outshot), is that what your achieve for? That's your goal for the year?

make the playoffs, then open your yap.

[Singin the BLUES]

a win is a win is a win

And i just joined here and havent had the pleasantries of being here for playoffs just yet. But i will be in there, dont u worry.
And i can see you are still sore from STL beating you, especially with Ryan Spooner racking up the points

oh and 4 goals on 19 shots? Price is gonna take you pretty damn far doing that kinda shit
Kinda like IRL

[CapsGM]