April 5, 2012

[Virtual Jarmo]

TB 5 - TOR 1
Shots: 31-18 TB
PP: TB - 0/1; TOR - 0/1

08:46 0-1 TB Tyler Seguin [28] (Kevin Klein)
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24:33 0-2 TB Tyler Seguin [29] (Kim Johnsson, Kevin Klein)
27:01 1-2 TOR Taylor Hall [30] (Mikhail Grabovski, Keith Yandle)
30:19 1-3 TB Kris Chucko [2] (James Wisniewski, Tyler Biggs)
39:59 1-4 TB Tyler Seguin [30] (Kevin Klein, Cody Franson)
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41:22 1-5 TB Tyler Seguin [31] (Kim Johnsson)
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Three stars:
1st: Tyler Seguin
2nd: Kris Chucko
3rd: Kevin Klein

Farm result: Toronto 2 - Norfolk 1

WPG 4 - NYI 3
Shots: 37-18 WPG
PP: WPG - 1/5; NYI - 1/2

11:33 0-1 WPG Sean Couturier [12] (Keaton Ellerby, Logan Couture)
17:15 0-2 WPG Martin Havlat [18] (Brandon Gormley, Jonathan Huberdeau)PP
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21:46 1-2 NYI Devin Setoguchi [26] (Alex Goligoski, Jonathan Tavares)PP
29:49 1-3 WPG Raffi Torres [13] (Logan Couture, Sean Couturier)
31:15 1-4 WPG Martin Havlat [19] (Jonathan Huberdeau, Sean Couturier)
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48:01 2-4 NYI Mason Raymond [17] (Mike Commodore, Bruno Gervais)
48:25 3-4 NYI Oscar Möller [11] (Mason Raymond, Maxime Talbot)
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Three stars:
1st: Martin Havlat
2nd: Sean Couturier
3rd: Raffi Torres

Farm result: St. John's 3 - Bridgeport 0

PHI 3 - BUF 2 (SO)
Shots: 19-17 BUF
PP: BUF - 0/3; PHI - 0/2

no scoring
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24:23 0-1 BUF Kristian Huselius [12] (Zack Kassian, Jochen Hecht)
30:27 0-2 BUF Jason Pominville [22] (Derek Roy, Thomas Vanek)
30:48 1-2 PHI Bryan Little [24] (Ryan Parent, Bobby Sanguinetti)
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47:46 2-2 PHI Jeff Carter [26] (Julius Junttila)
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Philadelphia Flyers win 3-1
Philadelphia Flyers - Jeff Carter, goal; Chris Pronger, goal; Daniel Brière, goal;
Buffalo Sabres - Thomas Vanek, goal; Ryan Johansen, miss;

Three stars:
1st: Zack Kassian
2nd: Jason Pominville
3rd: Bryan Little

Farm result: Adirondack 4 - Rochester 2

PIT 4 - NYR 2
Shots: 39-18 PIT
PP: PIT - 0/5; NYR - 0/1

10:02 0-1 NYR Simon Gagné [21] (Rostislav Klesla, Artem Anisimov)
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25:13 1-1 PIT Anze Kopitar [25] (Colby Armstrong)
32:53 2-1 PIT Jarome Iginla [35] (James van Riemsdyk)
39:27 3-1 PIT Fedor Tyutin [6] (Milan Michalek, Simon Despres)
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47:08 4-1 PIT Jarome Iginla [36] (Cody Hodgson, James van Riemsdyk)
48:22 4-2 NYR Patrick Marleau [22] (Paul Kariya, Pierre-Marc Bouchard)
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Three stars:
1st: Jarome Iginla
2nd: Anze Kopitar
3rd: JVR

Farm result: WBS 2 - Connecticut 2

FLA 1 - WSH 0
Shots: 21-19 WSH
PP: FLA - 0/1; WSH - 0/2

no scoring
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33:53 0-1 FLA Anton Gustafsson [20] (Michal Repík, Brandon Archibald)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Jacob Markstrom
2nd: Anton Gustafsson
3rd: Michael Frolik

Farm result: Hershey 3 - SA 1

CAR 6 - MTL 1
Shots: 30-21 CAR
PP: CAR - 0/4; MTL - 0/4

08:29 1-0 CAR Jamie McBain [9] (Matt Cullen, Ray Whitney)
19:13 2-0 CAR Tim Gleason [3] (Anton Babchuk, Tuomo Ruutu)SH
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22:48 3-0 CAR Zach Boychuk [23] (Eric Staal, Nicolas Blanchard)
28:09 3-1 MTL Patrik Nemeth [2] (Eric Tangradi, Evgeny Kuznetsov)
34:35 4-1 CAR Zach Boychuk [24] (Todd Bertuzzi, Nicolas Blanchard)
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40:42 5-1 CAR Nicolas Blanchard [5] (Casey Borer)
43:15 6-1 CAR Matt Cullen [17] (Teemu Pulkkinen, Dustin Penner)
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Three stars:
1st: Nicholas Blanchard
2nd: Zach Boychuk
3rd: Matt Cullen

Farm result: Hamilton 3 - Charlotte 2

BOS 3 - OTT 1
Shots: 26-14 BOS
PP: BOS - 0/6; OTT - 1/4

05:04 1-0 OTT Jason Spezza [27] (Nazem Kadri, Ryan Martindale)PP
14:12 1-1 BOS Chuck Kobasew [17] (Matt Stajan, Derek Morris)
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38:47 1-2 BOS Jamie Langenbrunner [15] (Rene Bourque, Zach Hamill)
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52:32 1-3 BOS Jamie Langenbrunner [16])
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Three stars:
1st: Jamie Langenbrunner
2nd: Chuck Kobasew
3rd: Derek Morris

Farm result: Binghamton 4 - Providence 3

DET 4 - NJ 2
Shots: 21-17 NJ
PP: DET - 3/3; NJ - 1/3

11:55 0-1 NJ Alex Kovalev [24] (Johnny Oduya, Cam Fowler)
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26:46 1-1 DET Dmitri Orlov [3] (Ron Hainsey, Antoine Vermette)PP
32:16 1-2 NJ Evgeni Malkin [33] (Joakim Nordstrom, Alex Kovalev)PP
38:03 2-2 DET R.J. Umberger [24] (John Mitchell)
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40:29 3-2 DET Petr Prucha [5] (Andrei Loktionov, Alex Grant)PP
48:52 4-2 DET Petr Prucha [6] (Alex Grant, Jakub Kindl)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Petr Prucha
2nd: Alex Grant
3rd: Alex Kovalev

Farm result: Grand Rapids 4 - Albany 1

NSH 4 - DAL 2
Shots: 23-21 NSH
PP: NSH - 0/5; DAL - 0/3

15:29 1-0 NAS Martin Erat [27] (Steven Shipley, Dwight King)
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26:43 2-0 NAS Niklas Hagman [1] (Ryan Suter, Rocco Grimaldi)
34:28 3-0 NAS Dmitri Kugryshev [11] (Martin Erat, Rocco Grimaldi)
36:24 3-1 DAL Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson [22] (James Neal, Alex Tanguay)
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50:37 3-2 DAL Brandon Dubinsky [20] (Mike Ribeiro)SH
59:38 4-2 NAS Colin Wilson [33] (Ryan Suter) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Martin Erat
2nd: Ryan Suter
3rd: Rocco Grimaldi

Farm result: Milwaukee 3 - Texas 2

CHI 4 - MIN 2
Shots: 24-19 CHI
PP: CHI - 0/3; MIN - 0/2

12:43 1-0 MIN Tom Kuehnhackl [4] (Kyle Brodziak, Ian White)
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34:36 1-1 CHI Patrick Kane [31] (Duncan Keith, Brent Seabrook)SH
38:31 1-2 CHI Patrick Kane [32] (Patrick Sharp, Brent Seabrook)
39:43 2-2 MIN Benoit Pouliot [11] (Ethan Werek, Tom Kuehnhackl)
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47:26 2-3 CHI Charlie Coyle [10] (Ben Eager, Andrew Ladd)
50:57 2-4 CHI Patrick Sharp [22] (Jonathan Toews, Manny Malhotra)
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Three stars:
1st: Patrick Kane
2nd: Patrick Sharp
3rd: Brent Seabrook

Farm result: Houston 3 - Rockford 2

CBJ 4 - COL 2
Shots: 28-12 CBJ
PP: CBJ - 1/10 (what the fuck?!); COL - 0/0

12:27 0-1 CBS Dylan McIlrath [4] (Phillip Danault, Brad Stuart)
19:17 1-1 COL Zach Parisé [31] (Mike Comrie)
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28:09 1-2 CBS David Backes [25] (Brian Boyle, Phillip Danault)PP
34:19 2-2 COL Brandon Saad [1] (Matt Duchene, Drew Doughty)
37:55 2-3 CBS Derick Brassard [24] (Rick Nash, John Moore)
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59:19 2-4 CBS David Backes [26] (Dylan McIlrath, Scott Niedermayer) EN
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Three stars:
1st: David Backes
2nd: Dylan McIlrath
3rd: Rick Nash

Farm result: LEM 3 - Springfield 0

CGY 3 - VAN 0
Shots: 25-16 CGY
PP: CGY - 1/6; VAN - 0/0

13:28 1-0 CGY Nikolai Zherdev [29] (Shawn Matthias)
17:36 2-0 CGY Shawn Matthias [26] (Brad Richards, Jani Hakanpaa)
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29:31 3-0 CGY Braydon Coburn [5] (Shawn Horcoff, Kris Letang)PP
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Miikka Kiprusoff
2nd: Shawn Matthias
3rd: Nik Zherdev

Farm result: Abbotsford 5 - Chicago 2

EDM 2 - ANA 1 (SO)
Shots: 16-13 ANA
PP: EDM - 0/0; ANA - 0/1

18:37 0-1 ANA Joe Pavelski [11] (Saku Koivu, George Parros)
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no scoring
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55:01 1-1 EDM Jordan Eberle [28] (Luke Schenn)
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Edmonton Oilers win 3-2
Edmonton Oilers - Jordan Eberle, goal; Andrew Cogliano, goal; Jean-François Jacques, miss; Scott Glennie, goal;
Anaheim Mighty Ducks - Henrik Zetterberg, goal; Brian Gionta, miss; Ryan Whitney, goal; Nikita Filatov, miss;

Three stars:
1st: Joe Pavelski
2nd: Jordan Eberle
3rd: Jeff Deslauriers

Farm result: OKC 2 - Syracuse 1

LA 4 - SJ 0
Shots: 25-16 LA
PP: LA - 0/1; SJ - 0/3

no scoring
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28:15 1-0 LA Lauri Tukonen [7] (Riley Sheahan)
32:05 2-0 LA Dustin Brown [39] (Lauri Tukonen, Jack Johnson)
38:29 3-0 LA Alexander Frolov [36] (Brent Burns, Sidney Crosby)
38:53 4-0 LA Sidney Crosby [31] (Alexander Frolov, Mattias Öhlund)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Cory Schneider
2nd: Sidney Crosby
3rd: Dustin Brown

Farm result: Manchester 2 - Worcester 0

[Montreal Canadiens]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is a fake sim right?

[SharksGM]

I don't know why I even bothered starting Nabokov for a 15% chance at getting a single point.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is a fake sim right?

No your team just sucks sorry dude. Real teams never lose to tough competition.

[Virtual Jarmo]

The final spot in the East remains undecided as the Flyers pick up an all-important second point in a shootout, but still lead the Sabres by just one point with one game left for each team. Tyler Seguin has a four-goal night against the hapless Leafs, while the Red Wings beat the Devils in a potential lottery team battle, and the orphaned Canucks are blanked by the Flames. The Blue Jackets clinch the #2 seed in the West by defeating the Avalanche. The Kings tighten the gap between them and the Sharks and also leave the door open for the Coyotes (I have to see who has the tiebreaker between all three teams if ROW is tied). The Bruins clinch the Northeast Division title by virtue of beating the Senators and Montreal's 6-1 drubbing at the hands of the Carolina Hurricanes. The Capitals inexplicable loss to the upstart Panthers (my darkhorse playoff team in 2013!) vaults the Jets into first place in the Southeast because they own the ROW tiebreaker. The Rangers clinch the #6 seed with Montreal's loss and will travel to Boston for the first round of the playoffs. The Predators win and lock up a playoff seed in the West, holding a two point lead over the idle Blues.

On the AHL side of things, a huge win for the Toronto Marlies combined with a loss by the Charlotte Checkers puts them in the driver's seat for the final spot in the West. Norfolk is eliminated from playoff contention with their loss and St. John's win. Rochester's loss also eliminates them from a spot in the playoffs. Milwaukee and Oklahoma City both win so the #3 seed in the West is still up for grabs with one game to go. Binghamton is also eliminated due to St. John's win.

Just two nights left to go in the EHEC regular season. The Blues and Coyotes square off in tomorrow night's only tilt.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[Montreal Canadiens]

Wait....this is a real sim? That's complete EHM bullshit then.

i literally simmed this game 40 times...The record was 18-16-6 for me...with every game 3-2, 3-1, or 4-2 in favour of the winning team. With 6 3-3 ties.

Then you bust out a 6-1 in favour of the Canes? All I can do is laugh at that bogus shit. First Boston beats PIT which was complete 100 % horseshit now this horseshit result. Great!

[SharksGM]

00:29 SJ Joe Thornton (5 min for fighting)
00:29 LA Mirko Hoefflin (5 min for fighting)

Joe Thornton: 6 giveaways and -1 in 17:30. :golf clap:

Although I have to tip my hat to Hugo for picking up Hoefflin, I see the plan is to get him to goad much better players into fighting and take them out for 5 minutes at a time.

I also don't know what poor Rozsival did to earn this:

-Wayne Simmonds beat Michal Rozsival in a fight.
-Michal Rozsival fought Paul Stastny in a fight.
-Dustin Brown beat Michal Rozsival in a fight.

... other than injure some guy a while back or something, my memory is foggy. Christ, leave him alone after the first fight.

[Jets GM]

Tyler Seguin with two hatties in his rookie season, the second of which clinches the Calder trophy. The makings of a true legend.

[Bruins_GM]

Welp, might as well get the Dex show a start at this point.
EDIT: Apparently 2nd-line LW is cursed.

[CapsGM]

the fuck bruh

[TorontoGM]

Seguin with 7 points in his last two games against us. #goodol'ontariokid

[TorontoGM]

Also,

GO BLUE JAYS!

[Jungle Cats]

Frolík's suddenly MIA and Kane's scoring. This is why we can't have nice things.

And Anton Gustafsson has scored 20 goals...

[Penguin]

Wait....this is a real sim? That's complete EHM bullshit then.

i literally simmed this game 40 times...The record was 18-16-6 for me...with every game 3-2, 3-1, or 4-2 in favour of the winning team. With 6 3-3 ties.

Then you bust out a 6-1 in favour of the Canes? All I can do is laugh at that bogus shit. First Boston beats PIT which was complete 100 % horseshit now this horseshit result. Great!

Bradley 40 times is too much for your health bud!

Pens with a big win against Bubalicous.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Zero test sims and I still lose?

[GM Office Q]

Saaaaaaad

[Virtual Jarmo]

GO BLUE JAYS!

Meh, I'm over it. One game in the span of 162. Blown saves happen, as you Blue Jays fans know quite well. Just so happens that ours happened in a pretty big moment.

Get after it tomorrow. Give yourselves a chance at the series on Sunday. If not, take 2 of 3 from the White Sox and head to KC.

Long season. Can't get too high or too low. You'll take 10 years off your life that way.

[SabresGM]

Was pretty confident going into my game with Ryan last night, but once we get to the skills contest, total crap shoot. Gave myself a chance with some help on Saturday, and that's all I can ask for. It does blow that EHM called on Pronger and the shoot-out, and Miller couldn't even stone him

[CapsGM]

Frolík's suddenly MIA and Kane's scoring. This is why we can't have nice things.

And Anton Gustafsson has scored 20 goals...

[Virtual Jarmo]

Updated standings (teams in bold are locked into their seeds):

East:
PIT 115/50
WPG 113/49
BOS 100/41
WSH 113/47
CAR 109/44
NYR 100/39
MTL 97/43
PHI 88/36
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BUF 87/35

West:
SJ 116/50
CBJ 111/47
CGY 107/47
LA 114/50
PHX 112/49
CHI 94/37
NSH 89/34
STL 87/38
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VAN 86/35

Playoff scenarios (in more detail in League Memos Thread):
Pacific Division
San Jose clinches Pacific Division if: Win OR OT/shootout loss v. LA (4/7)
Phoenix clinches Pacific Division if: Win v. STL (4/6) & v. MIN (4/7) AND SJ loss v. LA (4/7)
Los Angeles clinches Pacific Division if: Win v. SJ (4/7) & PHX loss to either STL or MIN

Phoenix holds head-to-head tiebreaker over LA for fourth seed if tied in points and ROW.

Philadelphia clinches playoff berth with win @ PIT OR with shootout/regulation loss AND Buffalo shootout win @ BOS OR BUF loss.
Buffalo clinches playoff berth with PHI loss AND win @ BOS.

Buffalo holds head-to-head tiebreaker if points/ROW are tied.

[SharksGM]

I just need one measly point. Go ahead and lose in OT tomorrow, I give no damns.

[Virtual Jarmo]

I just need one measly point. Go ahead and lose in OT tomorrow, I give no damns.

Correct. My bad.

[Calgary.Flames]

Flames notched their 50th win of the season; celebrates their best season in EHEC history!!!


-Nikolai Zherdev beat Matt Cooke in a fight. ------> THAT IS SO VERY NICE.
Dude scores his 29th, registers 4 shots, 5 hits in 20:00 minutes of ice time, gets a 10, whooped that sissy Matt Cooke's ass and is still a force to be reckoned with.

Shawn Matthias continues to impress adding another SUPERB game to his already brillant campain.
A goal, an assist, 5 shots on goal, 5 hits, no turnovers and 5 takeaways all in 18:00 minutes played.
Man, you're amazing.

Kipper gets his 7th SO this season only trailing Bryzgalov by one in that category.
I guess you can be happy with this Kipper, but to me, you still had an average year and you need to bounce back next week when it matters most.

[Penguin]

Shawn Matthias is EHEC's most underrated player!

LA beats SJ in Regular Time + PIT beats PHI = PRESIDENTS TROPHY