March 29, 2012

[Virtual Jarmo]

BOS 4 - WSH 0
Shots: 23-14 BOS
PP: BOS - 1/3; WSH - 0/0

12:45 1-0 BOS Andrej Meszaros [6])
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28:42 2-0 BOS David Krejci [23] (Jordan Caron)
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48:55 3-0 BOS Zach Hamill [3] (Victor Hedman)
50:27 4-0 BOS Dennis Wideman [5] (Milan Lucic, Tomas Fleischmann)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Tuukka Rask
2nd: Dennis Wideman
3rd: Zach Hamill

Farm result: Providence 3 - Hershey 3

TOR 7 - PHI 3
Shots: 33-29 PHI
PP: TOR - 2/3; PHI - 0/6

06:08 1-0 TOR Teemu Selänne [13] (Chad Kolarik, Henri Auvinen)PP
13:59 1-1 PHI Lukas Kaspar [10] (Julius Junttila)
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23:13 1-2 PHI Steve Ott [5] (Mike Knuble, Doug Murray)
24:31 1-3 PHI Claude Giroux [19] (Bryan Little, Julius Junttila)
30:45 2-3 TOR Stanislav Galiev [17] (Alexander Semin, Sami Salo)PP
32:43 3-3 TOR Keith Yandle [2] (Sami Salo, Taylor Hall)
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41:04 4-3 TOR Stanislav Galiev [18] (Taylor Hall, Sami Salo)
41:45 5-3 TOR Stanislav Galiev [19] (Taylor Hall, Alexander Semin)
55:17 6-3 TOR Alexander Semin [34] (Stanislav Galiev, Keith Yandle)
56:18 7-3 TOR Miroslav Satan [7] (Henri Auvinen, Keith Yandle)
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Three stars:
1st: Stan Galiev
2nd: Alexander Semin
3rd: Keith Yandle

Farm result: Adirondack 5 - Toronto 3

TB 3 - NJ 1
Shots: 22-21 TB
PP: TB - 0/2; NJ - 0/0

no scoring
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31:02 0-1 TB Wojtek Wolski [14] (James Wisniewski, Steven Stamkos)
32:06 0-2 TB Marty Reasoner [2] (Dana Tyrell, Zach Budish)
32:26 1-2 NJ Mattias Tedenby [21] (Patrik Elias, Evgeni Malkin)
35:53 1-3 TB Wojtek Wolski [15] (Zach Budish, Tyler Seguin)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Wojtek Wolski
2nd: Martin Brodeur
3rd: Zach Budish

Farm result: Albany 4 - Norfolk 2

PIT 4 - NYI 1
Shots: 33-14 PIT
PP: PIT - 2/6; NYI - 0/3

12:06 0-1 PIT Paul Ranger [5] (Simon Despres, Peter Holland)
19:42 0-2 PIT Jarome Iginla [33] (Peter Holland, Kurtis Foster)PP
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26:28 0-3 PIT James van Riemsdyk [21] (Cody Hodgson, Jarome Iginla)
34:53 1-3 NYI Devin Setoguchi [18] (Maxim Kitsyn, Josh Bailey)
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48:11 1-4 PIT James van Riemsdyk [22] (Anze Kopitar, Jarome Iginla)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Jarome Iginla
2nd: JVR
3rd: Paul Ranger

Farm result: WBS 4 - Bridgeport 3

MIN 3 - FLA 2
Shots: 27-19 FLA
PP: MIN - 1/3; FLA - 0/1

no scoring
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21:34 0-1 FLA Pavol Demitra [30] (Petter Granberg)
22:19 0-2 FLA Connor Brickley [15] (Trevor Daley)
26:11 1-2 MIN Kyle Brodziak [11] (Kirill Kabanov, Tom Kuehnhackl)
33:18 2-2 MIN T.J. Oshie [24] (Peter Mueller, Ryan Nugent-Hopkins)
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48:52 3-2 MIN Peter Mueller [20] (Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Alexei Marchenko)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Peter Mueller
2nd: TJ Oshie
3rd: Kyle Brodziak

Farm result: Houston 7 - SA 1

STL 3 - CHI 2
Shots: 33-16 STL
PP: STL - 2/6; CHI - 1/2

11:55 0-1 STL Dmitry Kulikov [14])PP
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35:45 0-2 STL Chris Kunitz [17] (Erik Johnson, Dan Hamhuis)PP
37:35 1-2 CHI Andrew Ladd [36] (Kyle Beach, Jonathan Toews)
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43:44 1-3 STL Brayden Schenn [15] (Marian Gaborik, Martin St. Louis)
46:58 2-3 CHI Patrick Kane [30] (Patrick Sharp, Jonathan Toews)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Chris Kunitz
2nd: Brayden Schenn
3rd: Marian Gaborik

Farm result: Rockford 6 - Peoria 1

PHX 3 - SJ 1
Shots: 21-16 PHX
PP: PHX - 0/2; SJ - 0/0

no scoring
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27:42 1-0 PHO Joe Basaraba [17] (Jordan Staal)
39:14 1-1 SJ Brad Boyes [21] (Ivan Telegin)
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48:42 2-1 PHO Shane Doan [42] (Joe Basaraba, Jordan Staal)
59:19 3-1 PHO Brett Connolly [24] (Viktor Tikhonov) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Shane Doan
2nd: Brett Connolly
3rd: Jordan Staal

Farm result: Portland 8 - Worcester 3

[Virtual Jarmo]

The Flyers inexplicably get pummeled by Stanislav Galiev and the Maple Leafs tonight and the Capitals fall into a bear trap against the Bruins. The recently-orphaned Blues take down the Blackhawks and the Coyotes win the latest Pacific Division installment of their rivalry against the Sharks.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[CapsGM]

[TorontoGM]

You're welcome Buffalo.


But seriously, what the fuck was that? Salo 3 assists? Rookie Auvinen with 2 assists? Keith Yandle another goal? Simpson gets his first win after 10 straight losses to start his leaf career?

#StraightShenanigans

[SabresGM]

Looks like Buffalo Bill made it to Philly.

My thanks sent across the border, Toronto!

[Montreal Canadiens]

Seriously how the fuck does Boston beat San Jose, LA, and Washington?

Bullshit.

[SharksGM]

Worst sim ever.

[Penguin]

Welcome back, Jarome Iginla.

[Bruins_GM]

Seriously how the fuck does Boston beat San Jose, LA, and Washington?

Bullshit.

On the back of Zack Hamill, that's how.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Seriously how the fuck does Boston beat San Jose, LA, and Washington?

Bullshit.

3 trap lines and a H&G?

Proof positive of why we're changing the rules.

And why we're going to evaluate changing them even more this summer.

That said, Boston has a pretty damn good roster. Had they had a GM all along, they'd have been in the hunt, no matter the tactics and line combos.

[Calgary.Flames]

Well even the stacked teams need to lose a game here and there. Boston seems like a pretty good hockey club to me.