March 10, 2012

[Virtual Jarmo]

WSH 2 - BOS 0
Shots: 21-8 WSH
PP: WSH - 1/4; BOS - 0/0

06:41 0-1 WSH Alexander Ovechkin [27] (Pavel Datsyuk, David Steckel)
13:42 0-2 WSH Cam Barker [4] (Josh Godfrey, Mike Fisher)PP
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no scoring
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Simeon Varlamov
2nd: Alex O
3rd: Cam Barker

Farm result: Hershey 7 - Providence 2

COL 5 - EDM 3
Shots: 29-20 EDM
PP: COL - 0/1; EDM - 1/5

01:56 1-0 COL Gabriel Landeskog [13] (Andy McDonald, Rob Blake)
08:38 2-0 COL Mike Peca [5] (Rob Blake, Danny Markov)
14:57 2-1 EDM Chris Vande Velde [4] (Chris Summers, Stephen Johns)
16:26 2-2 EDM Toni Rajala [3] (Chris Vande Velde)PP
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22:56 3-2 COL Milan Hejduk [24] (John-Michael Liles, Barret Jackman)
28:47 3-3 EDM Tom Gilbert [7] (Jean-François Jacques, Scott Glennie)
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54:58 4-3 COL Gabriel Landeskog [14] (Kyle McLaren, Andy McDonald)
55:19 5-3 COL Barret Jackman [1] (Danny Markov, B.J. Crombeen)
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Three stars:
1st: Gabriel Landeskog
2nd: Barret Jackman
3rd: Mike Peca

Farm result: OKC 6 - LEM 3

PHI 4 - TOR 3
Shots: 28-23 PHI
PP: PHI - 0/1; TOR - 0/6

18:48 1-0 TOR Alexander Semin [31] (Taylor Hall, Thomas Hickey)
19:28 2-0 TOR Tim Brent [7] (Thomas Hickey)
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33:28 3-0 TOR Alexander Semin [32] (Taylor Hall, Stanislav Galiev)
33:57 3-1 PHI Bryan Little [22] (Daniel Brière, Jaromir Jagr)
38:55 3-2 PHI Adam Larsson [2] (Scott Hartnell, Lukas Kaspar)
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40:22 3-3 PHI Chris Pronger [10] (Daniel Carcillo, Steve Ott)
42:23 3-4 PHI Evgeny Grachev [5] (Lukas Kaspar, Scott Hartnell)
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Three stars:
1st: Lukas Kaspar
2nd: Daniel Briere
3rd: Bryan Little

Farm result: Toronto 3 - Adirondack 2

OTT 2 - BUF 1 (OT)
Shots: 22-16 BUF
PP: OTT - 1/2; BUF - 0/2

15:44 0-1 BUF Jamal Mayers [1] (Kristian Huselius, Chris Butler)
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no scoring
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47:21 1-1 OTT Brian Lee [8] (Jason Spezza)PP
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63:43 2-1 OTT Justin Williams [12] (Joffrey Lupul, Jason Spezza)

Three stars:
1st: Jason Spezza
2nd: Justin Williams
3rd: Brian Lee

Farm result: Rochester 3 - Binghamton 2

NYI 4 - NJ 3 (SO)
Shots: 31-23 NYI
PP: NYI - 1/5; NJ - 2/7

08:24 0-1 NJ Travis Zajac [16] (Alex Kovalev)PP
15:41 0-2 NJ Sean Avery [7] (Vladimir Mihalik, Bryce Salvador)
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32:27 1-2 NYI Mason Raymond [15] (Oscar Möller, Mike Commodore)
34:54 1-3 NJ Patrik Elias [17] (Mattias Tedenby, Johnny Oduya)PP
36:12 2-3 NYI Valtteri Filppula [19] (Jonathan Tavares, Mark Streit)
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47:07 3-3 NYI Devin Setoguchi [15] (Maxim Kitsyn, Mark Streit)PP
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no scoring
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Shootout
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New York Islanders win 2-0
New York Islanders - Devin Setoguchi, goal; Jonathan Tavares, goal;
New Jersey Devils - Alex Kovalev, miss; Mattias Tedenby, miss;

Three stars:
1st: Travis Zajac
2nd: Mason Raymond
3rd: Sean Avery

Farm result: Bridgeport 3 - Albany 2

CAR 4 - TB 2
Shots: 30-16 CAR
PP: CAR - 1/4; TB - 1/2

11:06 0-1 CAR Mikko Koivu [20] (Dustin Penner)
18:11 0-2 CAR Matt Cullen [13] (Ray Whitney, Anton Babchuk)PP
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28:11 0-3 CAR Dustin Penner [23] (Artem Voronin, Mikko Koivu)
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49:29 1-3 TB Zach Budish [4] (Wojtek Wolski, Tyler Biggs)PP
56:39 2-3 TB Carl Klingberg [2])
58:38 2-4 CAR Mikko Koivu [21] (Artem Voronin, Eric Staal) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Mikko Koivu
2nd: Dustin Penner
3rd: Carl Klingberg

Farm result: Charlotte 4 - Norfolk 3

STL 3 - CBJ 2
Shots: 31-21 STL
PP: STL - 1/4; CBJ - 0/0

02:44 0-1 CBS Jeff Halpern [4] (Nicklas Grossman, Dylan McIlrath)
10:46 1-1 STL Chris Kunitz [15] (Lars Eller)
11:46 2-1 STL Marian Gaborik [36] (Martin St. Louis, Johan Franzén)PP
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28:25 2-2 CBS Kevin Lynch [3] (Dylan McIlrath, Alex Burrows)
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51:07 3-2 STL Dan Hamhuis [5] (Marian Gaborik, Martin St. Louis)
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Three stars:
1st: Martin St. Louis
2nd: Marian Gaborik
3rd: Dan Hamhuis

Farm result: Springfield 3 - Peoria 1

NSH 2 - DET 1
Shots: 16-13 DET
PP: NSH - 1/2; DET - 0/1

no scoring
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26:06 0-1 DET Ron Hainsey [4] (Nicklas Bäckström, Alexander Steen)
39:13 1-1 NAS Drew Miller [10] (Colin Wilson)
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43:21 2-1 NAS Martin Erat [24] (Rocco Grimaldi, Patric Hörnqvist)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Colin Wilson
2nd: Drew Miller
3rd: Martin Erat

Farm result: GR 3 - Milwaukee 2

ANA 4 - DAL 3 (OT)
Shots: 30-22 ANA
PP: ANA - 1/6; DAL - 1/4

16:26 0-1 ANA Nikita Filatov [24] (Sergei Zubov)
18:59 1-1 DAL Brandon Dubinsky [15] (Mike Ribeiro, Mathieu Carle)PP
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36:59 2-1 DAL Kevin Bieksa [7] (Eric Brewer, Mike Ribeiro)
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48:01 3-1 DAL James Neal [15] (Joel Ward, Brandon Dubinsky)
48:48 3-2 ANA Henrik Zetterberg [17] (Nikita Filatov)
58:02 3-3 ANA Joe Pavelski [7] (Ryan Whitney, Chris Campoli)PP WG
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63:47 3-4 ANA Joe Pavelski [8] (Saku Koivu, Kris Russell)SH

Three stars:
1st: Joe Pavelski
2nd: Nikita Filatov
3rd: Henrik Zetterberg

Farm result: Texas 3 - Syracuse 2

SJ 3 - PHX 2
Shots: 21-19 PHX
PP: SJ - 2/3; PHX - 1/2

no scoring
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28:45 0-1 SJ Derek Forbort [6] (Jack Skille, Brad Boyes)
30:49 1-1 PHO Mikkel Boedker [35] (Brett Connolly, Oliver Ekman-Larsson)
38:38 1-2 SJ Joe Thornton [22] (Dany Heatley, Michal Rozsival)PP
39:42 1-3 SJ Pavel Kubina [5] (Marco Sturm, Brad Boyes)PP
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49:14 2-3 PHO Jordan Staal [18] (Shane Doan, Oliver Ekman-Larsson)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Brad Boyes
2nd: Joe Thornton
3rd: Pavel Kubina

Farm result: Portland 4 - Worcester 3

MTL 3 - VAN 2
Shots: 33-20 MTL
PP: MTL - 2/8; VAN - 0/3

08:05 0-1 MTL Sheldon Souray [7] (Sam Gagner, Evgeny Kuznetsov)PP
11:49 1-1 VAN Carter Ashton [14] (Ryan Kesler)
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33:59 1-2 MTL Petteri Nokelainen [5] (Jesse Joensuu, Kyle Chipchura)
36:47 1-3 MTL Sheldon Souray [8] (Evgeny Kuznetsov, David Legwand)PP
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50:19 2-3 VAN Jordan Schroeder [17] (Brenden Morrow, Matt Cooke)
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Three stars:
1st: Sheldon Souray
2nd: Petteri Nokelainan
3rd: Kyle Chipchura

Farm result: Hamilton 4 - Chicago 1

[Virtual Jarmo]

As I look out my window and stare at the very full, very bright moon outside, I try to piece together the events surrounding the end of the Dallas/Anaheim game. The Ducks score a late 6-on-4 goal to send the game to overtime. At the 2:51 mark of overtime, Joe Pavelski decides to go fencing and gets a 5 min major for spearing. 56 seconds later, Joe Pavelski scores the game winning goal.

In other action, the Jackets throw up a giant stink pickle against the Blues, the Capitals trap the hell out of the Bruins, Mark Alt takes out Ryane Clowe for a month as the dirty Coyotes continue to run wild in EHEC, the Sabres manage a point but conference opponents Philly and Montreal get two. Colorado decides that scoring goals is better than giving them up in a win over the Oilers which vaults the victorious Predators into the 8th seed in the Western Conference. Carolina rights the ship for a night dropping the Lightning to 10th in the East and the Islanders and Devils are now tied for the final spot in the draft lottery.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[TorontoGM]

If only Dallas could have pulled out a victory in OT, this would have been a perfect sim.

[SharksGM]

You know, I would've been fine with a loss if I could have just escaped that fucking hellhole Phoenix with my roster intact. I swear, one test sim I had 3 of my players injured by different Coyotes goons.

Besides that, screw you guys I'm on top of the league. Regular season 4 lyfe. But I have to admit I'm pretty impressed with Pavelski scoring the overtime game winner while killing his own penalty. And seriously Adam, your guys couldn't beat the Blues? They've been losing games to stiff breezes recently.

[Montreal Canadiens]

Where the hell is my top line? Anyway I'll take the two points and 3-0 in my Western road swing. Timothy picks up a big win for me over Boston. Evgeny Kuznetsov with two assists and Souray two goals. John Madden fill-in Petteri Nokelianen scores! Legwand, Gagner more points.

[Virtual Jarmo]

And seriously Adam, your guys couldn't beat the Blues? They've been losing games to stiff breezes recently.

At least no one can ever accuse me of rigging sims.

[CapsGM]

[NashvilleGM]

Thanks Adam for not helping me out with the Blues... Pretty disapointed

[SabresGM]

I'll gladly take a point considering every test sim I did ended in a shut-out, and two of them ended with Roy out for a significant amount of time.

[Bruins_GM]

I can't fucking beat it, I might as well join it at this point.
EDIT: Fuck off, Taylor Pyatt.

[GM Office Q]

[CapsGM]

I can't fucking beat it, I might as well join it at this point.
EDIT: Fuck off, Taylor Pyatt.

[Parker]

Goddamn. Can't beat the Sharks in my own house.

Dan, you're still the team to beat in the division despite playing almost the entire year without Radulov. With Clowe out, you probably won't give up another goal for the rest of the fucking season.