March 8, 2012

[Virtual Jarmo]

BUF 3 - BOS 2
Shots: 25-16 BUF
PP: BUF - 1/4; BOS - 0/3

no scoring
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30:34 1-0 BOS Chuck Kobasew [14] (Jamie Langenbrunner)SH
34:22 2-0 BOS David Krejci [19] (Jordan Caron, Victor Hedman)
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41:24 2-1 BUF Derek Roy [19] (Ryan Johansen, Tyler Myers)
49:04 2-2 BUF Derek Roy [20] (Ryan Johansen, Zack Kassian)PP
50:49 2-3 BUF Thomas Vanek [36] (Drew Stafford, Chris Butler)
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Three stars:
1st: Derek Roy
2nd: Ryan Johansen
3rd: Zack Kassian

Farm result: Providence 2 - Rochester 1

NYI 4 - NJ 1
Shots: 27-17 NYI
PP: NYI - 2/8; NJ - 0/1

10:49 0-1 NYI Mark Streit [13] (Alex Goligoski, Jonathan Tavares)
13:26 0-2 NYI Oscar Möller [6] (Maxim Kitsyn, Erik Gudbranson)PP
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23:17 0-3 NYI Devin Setoguchi [14] (Maxim Kitsyn)
26:01 1-3 NJ Travis Zajac [15] (Alex Kovalev, Mattias Tedenby)
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49:53 1-4 NYI Jonathan Tavares [15] (Devin Setoguchi, Maxim Kitsyn)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Max Kitsyn
2nd: Devin Setoguchi
3rd: Jonathan Tavares

Farm result: Bridgeport 3 - Albany 3

PHI 4 - FLA 1
Shots: 35-18 FLA
PP: PHI - 2/2; FLA - 0/5

09:14 1-0 PHI Adam Larsson [1] (Claude Giroux)PP
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29:43 1-1 FLA Brock Nelson [1] (Loui Eriksson)
32:22 2-1 PHI Steve Ott [4] (Scott Hartnell)SH
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49:58 3-1 PHI Bobby Sanguinetti [9] (Claude Giroux, Jaromir Jagr)PP
59:48 4-1 PHI Bryan Little [21] (Jaromir Jagr, Lukas Kaspar)
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Three stars:
1st: Lukas Kaspar
2nd: Claude Giroux
3rd: Bryan Little

Farm result: Adirondack 2 - SA 0

TB 2 - WSH 1 (OT)
Shots: 38-15 TB
PP: TB - 1/4; WSH - 0/5

no scoring
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35:56 0-1 TB Wojtek Wolski [12] (Tyler Seguin)
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51:39 1-1 WSH Olli Jokinen [19] (Jarret Stoll, Cam Barker)
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64:01 1-2 TB Johan Larsson [2] (Tyler Seguin, Sergei Gonchar)PP

Three stars:
1st: Tyler Seguin
2nd: Johan Larsson
3rd: Wojtek Wolski

Farm result: Hershey 2 - Norfolk 1

CBJ 4 - LA 3
Shots: 25-18 CBJ
PP: CBJ - 1/2; LA - 0/2

06:22 1-0 CBS Rick Nash [31] (Scott Niedermayer)
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28:15 1-1 LA Dustin Brown [30] (Wayne Simmonds, Paul Stastny)
29:04 1-2 LA Alexander Frolov [28] (Wayne Simmonds, Dustin Brown)
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40:27 2-2 CBS Brian Boyle [12] (Cory Stillman, Brad Stuart)
43:45 3-2 CBS Rick Nash [32] (Derick Brassard, David Backes)PP
49:37 3-3 LA Dustin Brown [31] (Paul Stastny, Mattias Öhlund)
59:46 4-3 CBS Rick Nash [33] (Derick Brassard, David Backes)
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Three stars:
1st: Rick Nash
2nd: Dustin Brown
3rd: Brian Boyle

Farm result: Manchester 2 - Springfield 1

OTT 4 - NYR 0
Shots: 29-24 NYR
PP: OTT - 2/5; NYR - 0/4

18:49 1-0 OTT Joffrey Lupul [12] (Jared Cowen, Matt Greene)
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22:47 2-0 OTT Jason Spezza [23] (Brian Lee)
28:22 3-0 OTT Nazem Kadri [15] (Jason Spezza, Daniel Alfredsson)PP
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42:05 4-0 OTT Jason Spezza [24] (Nazem Kadri, Daniel Alfredsson)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Pascal Leclaire
2nd: Nazem Kadri
3rd: Jason Spezza

Farm result: Binghamton 2 - Connecticut 1

STL 3 - ANA 2
Shots: 19-16 STL
PP: STL - 3/7; ANA - 1/3

06:19 0-1 ANA Nikita Filatov [22] (Ryan Whitney)PP
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36:14 0-2 ANA Nikita Filatov [23] (Logan MacMillan, Ryan Whitney)
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40:21 1-2 STL Dmitry Kulikov [12] (Marian Gaborik, Lars Eller)PP
43:39 2-2 STL Johan Franzén [22] (Dmitry Kulikov, Marian Gaborik)PP
49:11 3-2 STL Chris Kunitz [14] (John McFarland, Erik Johnson)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Nikita Filatov
2nd: Dmitry Kulikov
3rd: John McFarland

Farm result: Syracuse 4 - Peoria 1

NSH 3 - COL 0
Shots: 41-8 NSH
PP: NSH - 1/8; COL - 0/1

09:33 1-0 NAS Patric Hörnqvist [1] (Jordin Tootoo)
10:09 2-0 NAS Drew Miller [9] (Colin Wilson)
19:16 3-0 NAS Martin Erat [23] (Patric Hörnqvist)PP
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no scoring
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Chet Pickard
2nd: Patric Hornqvist
3rd: Martin Erat

Farm result: LEM 2 - Milwaukee 1

SJ 4 - DAL 3
Shots: 37-22 SJ
PP: SJ - 2/5; DAL - 1/2

04:55 0-1 SJ Erik Cole [20] (Dany Heatley, Joe Thornton)
07:04 0-2 SJ Dany Heatley [33] (Erik Cole, Joe Thornton)
09:31 0-3 SJ Dany Heatley [34] (Nicklas Lidström)PP
18:45 1-3 DAL Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson [16] (James Neal, Matt Niskanen)
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28:43 1-4 SJ Marco Sturm [19] (Ryan Getzlaf, Brad Boyes)PP
35:48 2-4 DAL Scott Gomez [11] (Alex Tanguay, Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson)
38:02 3-4 DAL Mike Ribeiro [15] (Brandon Dubinsky, Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson)PP
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Dany Heatley
2nd: MPS
3rd: Erik Cole

Farm result: Worcester 5 - Texas 3

PHX 3 - MIN 1
Shots: 34-14 PHX
PP: PHX - 1/5; MIN - 0/3

08:59 1-0 PHO Mikkel Boedker [34] (Oliver Ekman-Larsson)
16:39 2-0 PHO Mark Alt [2] (Ed Jovanovski, Brett Connolly)PP
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24:24 3-0 PHO Daniel Winnik [4] (Shane Doan, Kyle Quincey)
31:23 3-1 MIN Ryan Nugent-Hopkins [3] (Mark Pysyk, Peter Mueller)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Shane Doan
2nd: Dan Winnik
3rd: Mikkel Boedker

Farm result: Portland 3 - Houston 2

MTL 3 - EDM 2 (OT)
Shots: 21-13 MTL
PP: MTL - 2/4; EDM - 0/1

no scoring
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28:51 0-1 MTL Andrei Kostitsyn [25] (Marc Savard, Ales Hemsky)PP
35:17 1-1 EDM Tomas Plekanec [11] (Lubomir Visnovsky, Stephen Johns)
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43:28 1-2 MTL Ryan Malone [19] (Sheldon Souray, Carey Price)
53:01 2-2 EDM Chris Vande Velde [3] (Ladislav Smid, Scott Glennie)
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64:09 2-3 MTL Sam Gagner [14] (Evgeny Kuznetsov, Ryan Malone)PP

Three stars:
1st: Ryan Malone
2nd: Sam Gagner
3rd: Marc Savard

Farm result: Hamilton 2 - OKC 0

WPG 3 - VAN 1
Shots: 27-19 WPG
PP: WPG - 0/2; VAN - 0/2

10:06 1-0 VAN Mike Cammalleri [24] (Brenden Morrow)
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31:54 1-1 WPG Blake Comeau [5])
39:49 1-2 WPG Raffi Torres [12] (Zach Bogosian, Alex Pietrangelo)
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53:35 1-3 WPG Sean Couturier [9] (Todd Fedoruk, Max Pacioretty)
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Three stars:
1st: Raffi Torres
2nd: Sean Couturier
3rd: Blake Comeau

Farm result: St. John's 2 - Chicago 1

[NashvilleGM]

Are you kidding me Montreal. 2 goals in 13 shots. Jesus CHRIST.

[Virtual Jarmo]

A very exciting night in EHEC as the playoff chases in both conferences heat up. Mark Alt is now a goal scorer as he nets his second in a week. Brock Nelson and Adam Larsson both score their first NHL goals in this season's 1000th game, but Larsson's is slightly more meaningful as the Flyers get an excellent goaltending performance from Calvin Pickard to beat the Cats. Rick Nash's hat trick propels the Jackets past the Kings. Montreal gets a late OT winner but loses Eric Tangradi for a month thanks to former Hab Stephen Johns. Buffalo sacks up late in a back-to-back to beat the Bruins with three straight in the third. The Lightning continue their late charge to a playoff spot picking up a key second point in OT on the Caps. San Jose dominates the Stars, the Preds bash the Avs, the Jets take care of business, and Bub's on suicide watch with another poor effort from his Rangers.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[GM Office Q]

[Bruins_GM]

Come the fuck on, guys.

[Parker]

Greiss continues to amaze.

Both of Alt's goals have been game-winners.

[SharksGM]

Stephen Johns is a total dick, injuring his former teammate what two weeks after he was traded?

While I'm at it, San Jose: 46-17-3, 10-0-0-0 in the last 10 games. And you know why?

Joe Thornton, London ONT
Brad Boyes, Missisauga ONT

...and actually I only have 6 Canadian players on my roster. Uh oh. Whatever, Team USA is coming to town on Saturday Parker, y'all better be ready.

[SabresGM]

Roy responds well to getting bumped to the second line and ends his point drought, but would prefer to not kill a penalty in the final two minutes. No help from Edmonton, Washington, or Florida is a bummer, but looks like it's setting up for a wild finish!

[Jungle Cats]

[Montreal Canadiens]

EHM you're so fucking predictable. How did I know a 4 game winning streak meant a serious injury. I said it outloud to myself tonight, "I hope its not to the defense." Ever since Tangradi got here my secondary scoring has been huge, and I guess that's out the window now. Fantastic.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Meh. Four wins in twenty-five test sims (yeah, I had a lot of time to kill last night) = not surprised. At least I got another Daniel Larsson game out of the way.

[Parker]

Whatever, Team USA is coming to town on Saturday Parker, y'all better be ready.

[Femur]

...another poor effort from his Rangers...

WOUNDED SNAKE ALERT HAS BEEN ISSUED IN THE CITY OF CHICAGO TONIGHT !!!

[CapsGM]

[Parker]

For the record, current Coyotes roster by country of origin:

Canada 11*
Russia 3
USA 3
Finland 2
Czech 1
Denmark 1
Germany 1
Sweden 1

List includes injured winger Vladislav Kartayev (RUS)

*Quinton Howden is from Oakbank, Manitoba. EHM thinks he's American for some reason.

Now, I'm not gonna say that Canadians on roster = playoff success or anything, but hmm.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

...another poor effort from his Rangers...

WOUNDED SNAKE ALERT HAS BEEN ISSUED IN THE CITY OF CHICAGO TONIGHT !!!

Nothing to fear from us, man.

[Virtual Jarmo]

WOUNDED SNAKE ALERT HAS BEEN ISSUED IN THE CITY OF CHICAGO TONIGHT !!!

So, your travels have taken you to Chicago and you're going to be flashing your junk at people? Good to know. Glad I'll be 6 hours away from there all day today.