December 1, 2011

[Virtual Jarmo]

WSH 2 - PIT 1
Shots: 22-17 PIT
PP: WSH - 0/1; PIT - 0/1

no scoring
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30:41 1-0 WSH David Steckel [5] (Oskar Osala, Brian Lashoff)
35:05 2-0 WSH Alexander Ovechkin [7] (Oskar Osala)
36:22 2-1 PIT Kevin Shattenkirk [1] (James van Riemsdyk)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Alexander Ovechkin
2nd: David Steckel
3rd: Oskar Osala

Farm result: WBS 3 - Hershey 2

NYR 3 - CAR 0
Shots: 24-11 NYR
PP: NYR - 0/4; CAR - 0/0

no scoring
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29:27 0-1 NYR Patrick Marleau [7] (Artem Anisimov)
35:33 0-2 NYR Jason Arnott [7] (Rostislav Klesla, Mikael Salmivirta)
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50:16 0-3 NYR Jim Slater [4] (Pat Rissmiller, Brian Sutherby)
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Three stars:
1st: Henrik Lundqvist
2nd: Jim Slater
3rd: Jason Arnott

Farm result: Connecticut 3 - Charlotte 0

WPG 4 - PHX 1
Shots: 33-19 WPG
PP: WPG - 2/4; PHX - 0/0

05:31 1-0 WPG Logan Couture [9] (Nick Bjugstad, Evgeny Artyukhin)
11:42 2-0 WPG Matt Stajan [7] (Nick Bjugstad, Logan Couture)PP
12:49 3-0 WPG Evgeny Artyukhin [4] (Brian Rafalski, Brandon Gormley)
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32:09 3-1 PHO Mikkel Boedker [14] (Shane Doan)
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43:04 4-1 WPG Matt Stajan [8] (Nick Bjugstad, Logan Couture)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Logan Couture
2nd: Matt Stajan
3rd: Nick Bjugstad

Farm result: Portland 1 - St. John's 1

DAL 2 - OTT 1
Shots: 23-22 DAL
PP: DAL - 1/6; OTT - 0/4

15:24 0-1 OTT Justin Williams [8] (Anton Volchenkov, Joffrey Lupul)
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28:54 1-1 DAL Mathieu Carle [3] (Nathan Horton, Alex Tanguay)
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49:32 2-1 DAL Alex Tanguay [9] (Michael Neal, Joel Ward)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Alex Tanguay
2nd: Mathieu Carle
3rd: Marty Turco

Farm result: Texas 1 - Binghamton 0

CBJ 3 - CGY 1
Shots: 31-16 CBJ
PP: CBJ - 0/1; CGY - 1/5

08:46 0-1 CBS John Moore [4] (Kevin Lynch)
12:15 1-1 CGY Scott Glennie [3] (Marc-Édouard Vlasic, Bobby Ryan)PP
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28:46 1-2 CBS Cory Stillman [9] (Jochen Hecht, Rick Nash)
29:45 1-3 CBS Kevin Lynch [1] (Arron Asham, Nicklas Grossman)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Kevin Lynch
2nd: Rick Nash
3rd: Cory Stillman

Farm result: Springfield 3 - Abbotsford 1

VAN 4 - NSH 2
Shots: 26-25 VAN
PP: VAN - 1/2; NSH - 0/1

12:04 1-0 VAN Henrik Sedin [7] (Brenden Morrow)
13:25 2-0 VAN Alex Edler [5] (Henrik Sedin, Daniel Sedin)PP
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31:22 2-1 NAS David Legwand [10] (Dmitri Kugryshev, Jonathon Blum)
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48:36 2-2 NAS Ryan Ellis [3] (Jean-Pierre Dumont, Martin Erat)
49:34 3-2 VAN Jordan Schroeder [3] (Brenden Morrow, Alex Edler)
50:37 4-2 VAN Brenden Morrow [7] (Mike Cammalleri, Jordan Schroeder)
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Three stars:
1st: Brendan Morrow
2nd: Alex Edler
3rd: Henrik Sedin

Farm result: Chicago 1 - Milwaukee 0

LA 3 - FLA 2
Shots: 27-24 LA
PP: LA - 0/3; FLA - 0/4

14:48 1-0 LA Alexander Frolov [14] (Sidney Crosby, Paul Stastny)
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27:33 1-1 FLA Loui Eriksson [7] (Connor Brickley, Anton Gustafsson)
32:57 1-2 FLA Kenndal McArdle [2] (Greg Campbell, Loui Eriksson)
33:22 2-2 LA Dwight King [2] (Patrick White, Vitaly Anikeyenko)
36:11 3-2 LA Brayden Schenn [5] (Dustin Brown, Denis Grebeshkov)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Alexander Frolov
2nd: Dustin Brown
3rd: Loui Eriksson

Farm result: SA 3 - Manchester 2

MTL 4 - SJ 2
Shots: 24-18 MTL
PP: MTL - 0/3; SJ - 2/3

14:07 1-0 SJ Ryane Clowe [3] (Erik Cole, Ryan Getzlaf)PP
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32:39 1-1 MTL Maxim Lapierre [4] (Petteri Nokelainen)
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42:46 1-2 MTL Andrei Kostitsyn [10] (Ales Hemsky, Sheldon Souray)
47:54 2-2 SJ Erik Cole [7] (Ryane Clowe, Ryan Getzlaf)PP
50:08 2-3 MTL Evgeny Kuznetsov [7] (Sam Gagner, Paul Kariya)
59:23 2-4 MTL Ales Hemsky [10] (Marc Savard, Andrei Kostitsyn) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Ales Hemsky
2nd: Andrei Kostitsyn
3rd: Ryane Clowe

Farm result: Worcester 4 - Hamilton 1

[Virtual Jarmo]

Well, as we turn the page to December and start the final month of 2011, the new Jets beat the old Jets, the Flames can't bitch about the officiating tonight ( ), the Rangers suffocate the Hurricanes, and the Sharks might want to get Evander Kane and Joe Pavelski back.

A familiar face has your sim tomorrow night.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[GoJetsGo]

Jets, all they do is win. For now at least. Queue 2012 slump..

[SharksGM]

I tried every fucking line combination in test sims and nothing worked. They were determined to lose this game to elite 1st line center Marcel Goc

[SharksGM]

Also fuck these shot totals, 6 per period? I said hit & grind, not hit & forget the puck alone. And Clowe gets 1G 1A and his morale worsens to slumping?

[Montreal Canadiens]

Huge win, also huge two games, going into california on a back to back and come away with 4 out of a possible 4 points. PK sucked again tonight, but we got the 2 points so I'm happy. Kostitsyn is on FIRE.

[Montreal Canadiens]

I tried every fucking line combination in test sims and nothing worked. They were determined to lose this game to elite 1st line center Marcel Goc

Good to hear!

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Also fuck these shot totals, 6 per period? I said hit & grind, not hit & forget the puck alone. And Clowe gets 1G 1A and his morale worsens to slumping?

Maybe they thought you said "Bump & Grind."

[Parker]

I feel your pain, SJ. I know this year's Jets aren't the pushovers they used to be, but this loss was still extremely homosexual. It'd be nice if the fucking refs would give us at least a couple power plays in the goddamn game.

[SharksGM]

Damn right that loss enjoys the company of other losses. It explains why I lost the previous night too.

[Femur]

Damn right that loss enjoys the company of other losses. It explains why I lost the previous night too.

perhaps you aren't test-simming enough?

[GoJetsGo]

I feel your pain, SJ. I know this year's Jets aren't the pushovers they used to be, but this loss was still extremely homosexual. It'd be nice if the fucking refs would give us at least a couple power plays in the goddamn game.

Haven't the fans of hockey in EHEC Winnipeg waited long enough? Two years is a long time!