November 30, 2011

[Virtual Jarmo]

TOR 4 - BOS 3
Shots: 20-15 BOS
PP: TOR - 3/8; BOS - 0/0

17:14 1-0 TOR Taylor Hall [8] (Alexander Semin, Thomas Hickey)PP
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23:37 2-0 TOR Mikhail Grabovski [6] (Tobias Enström, Teemu Selänne)PP
27:44 3-0 TOR Teemu Selänne [6] (Chad Kolarik, Mikhail Grabovski)PP
39:35 3-1 BOS Tomas Fleischmann [11] (Dennis Wideman, Victor Hedman)
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47:28 3-2 BOS Jordan Caron [4] (Mark Stuart, Derek Morris)
49:01 3-3 BOS Andrej Meszaros [2] (Milan Lucic, Chuck Kobasew)
50:37 4-3 TOR Brian Strait [3] (Marc-André Fleury)
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Three stars:
1st: Teemu Selanne
2nd: Mikhail Grabovski
3rd: Taylor Hall

Farm result: Providence 3 - Toronto 2

TB 3 - DET 1
Shots: 22-17 DET
PP: TB - 0/3; DET - 1/6

11:56 0-1 TB Kim Johnsson [1] (Steve Downie)
18:24 0-2 TB Michal Handzus [7] (Carl Sneep, Jamie Benn)
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22:26 0-3 TB Alexander Vasyunov [3] (Kevin Klein)
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45:05 1-3 DET Nikolai Zherdev [8] (Patrik Elias, R.J. Umberger)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Jamie Benn
2nd: Michal Handzus
3rd: Alexander Vasyunov

Farm result: Grand Rapids 1 - Norfolk 1

COL 4 - NJ 3
Shots: 28-27 COL
PP: COL - 2/3; NJ - 0/3

10:41 1-0 COL Marek Svatos [5] (Barret Jackman, Brooks Orpik)
11:36 2-0 COL John-Michael Liles [2] (Milan Hejduk)PP
14:29 3-0 COL Zach Parisé [10] (Drew Doughty, John-Michael Liles)PP
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29:55 3-1 NJ Sean Avery [2] (Cory Sarich, Vladimir Mihalik)
35:01 3-2 NJ Ilya Kovalchuk [12] (Evgeni Malkin, Dainius Zubrus)
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51:23 3-3 NJ Dainius Zubrus [4] (Nicklas Bergfors, Brian Rolston)
55:48 4-3 COL Andy McDonald [11] (Taylor Beck, Brooks Orpik)
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Three stars:
1st: Brooks Orpik
2nd: John-Michael Liles
3rd: Marek Svatos

Farm result: LEM 5 - Albany 1

EDM 4 - MIN 2
Shots: 35-14 EDM
PP: EDM - 0/4; MIN - 0/1

11:24 1-0 EDM Jordan Eberle [12] (Andrew Cogliano, Shawn Horcoff)
12:23 2-0 EDM Austin Watson [4] (Chris Summers, Ben Wright)
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29:03 2-1 MIN Kirill Kabanov [7] (Colton Gillies)
29:58 3-1 EDM Austin Watson [5] (Fernando Pisani, Chris Summers)
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40:42 3-2 MIN Peter Mueller [7] (Fedor Tyutin)
58:58 4-2 EDM Fernando Pisani [2] (Ben Wright, Ladislav Smid) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Austin Watson
2nd: Fernando Pisani
3rd: Ben Wright

Farm result: OKC 3 - Houston 2

MTL 4 - ANA 3 (SO)
Shots: 22-18 MTL
PP: MTL - 1/7; ANA - 2/5

01:51 0-1 MTL Andrei Kostitsyn [8])
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26:59 1-1 ANA Nikita Filatov [10] (Mark Mitera)
36:47 2-1 ANA Saku Koivu [9] (Joe Pavelski, Kris Russell)PP
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49:08 2-2 MTL Andrei Kostitsyn [9] (Ales Hemsky, Sam Gagner)
50:41 2-3 MTL Paul Kariya [6] (Paul Martin, Marc Savard)PP
57:16 3-3 ANA Saku Koivu [10] (Joe Pavelski, Sergei Zubov)PP
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Montreal Canadiens win 3-2
Anaheim Mighty Ducks - Nikita Filatov, goal; Henrik Zetterberg, miss; Brian Gionta, goal;
Montreal Canadiens - Andrei Kostitsyn, goal; Devin Setoguchi, goal; Ales Hemsky, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Andrei Kostitsyn
2nd: Saku Koivu
3rd: Paul Kariya

Farm result: Hamilton 3 - Syracuse 0

[GM Office Q]

[Virtual Jarmo]

November 2011 wasn't exactly a landmark month for EHEC, but it is finally over and time to turn the page. EHM decides that tonight's default score is 4-3, with three of the five games ending by that margin and two others ending with two goal wins for Tampa and Edmonton.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[Virtual Jarmo]

Starting with December, any time that Obama picture, Yao Ming, or that fucking face thing is posted, -10 CON to your starting goaltender.

Edit: Also includes most internet memes. Those will be ruled upon at time of posting at my personal discretion.

[TorontoGM]

[Jets GM]

[x] dl'd gamefile just to check Stamkos CON

[Penguin]

[x] dl'd gamefile just to check Stamkos CON

Don't joke anymore man! We'll lose more.

[GoJetsGo]

Relevance to the gameday thread approaching 0. Entertainment value infinite.

[Jets GM]

[x] dl'd gamefile just to check Stamkos CON

Don't joke anymore man! We'll lose more.

Was not a joke.....

[Montreal Canadiens]

Nice win! Kostitstyn is on FIRE.

[Calgary.Flames]

Clearly Boston got robbed by the same shitty refs I had the pleasure dealing with yesterday.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Starting with December, any time that Obama picture, Yao Ming, or that fucking face thing is posted, -10 CON to your starting goaltender.

Edit: Also includes most internet memes. Those will be ruled upon at time of posting at my personal discretion.

[Femur]

this is a semi-serious question, and i definitely do not want to get too political on this one, but i really want to know. you young people (and i know who you are), is Obama even considered cool anymore by anyone? when he first hit the scene, he was this young, multi-ethnic, hipster who texted and used twitter (the latter of which was completely unknown at the time to the un-hip); was into new technology (electric cars!); he played basketball,;and most of all, he was beyond all the old bullshit of the older generation (mainly, the world moved on passed old stereotypes while the olds weren't looking....the younguns are so much more tolerant in terms of race, sexual orientation, etc. than the olds are it is not even funny). the world changed without the "leaders" noticing and Obama was on the cutting edge.

fast forward to today: he plays golf, he pumps-up depression era unions, windmills (who is he? Don Quiote?), trains, de-crys ATMs, and behaves like America is 1950s deep south. doubt his Blackberry ever was on much more than brick breaker for pete's sake. he is a phoney and a fraud. this is not even debatable. you have been had, bhoys. i know it is a hard thing to come to grips with, but you had better do it. reality should be confronted, not run away from.

[SharksGM]

I think it's time to start up the Vladimir Putin shirtless pics