November 27, 2013

[Virtual Jarmo]

BUF 5 - MTL 2
Shots: 29-19 BUF
PP: BUF - 1/2; MTL - 1/1

15:01 1-0 BUF Thomas Vanek [12] (Brock Beukeboom)PP
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27:06 1-1 MTL Matt Niskanen [1] (Joe Pavelski, Nick Bjugstad)PP
33:38 2-1 BUF Chris Phillips [1] (Philippe Gogulla, Thomas Vanek)
35:01 3-1 BUF Thomas Vanek [13] (Brock Beukeboom, Tyler Myers)
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42:09 4-1 BUF Drew Stafford [14] (Zack Kassian, Thomas Vanek)
57:13 4-2 MTL Joe Pavelski [11] (Marc Savard, Matt Niskanen)
58:03 5-2 BUF Zack Kassian [11] (Drew Stafford)
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Three stars:
1st: Thomas Vanek
2nd: Zack Kassian
3rd: Drew Stafford

Farm: Hamilton 5 - Rochester 3

CAR 3 - NJ 1
Shots: 39-20 CAR
PP: CAR - 1/10; NJ - 0/2

13:35 0-1 CAR Jamie McBain [2] (Zach Boychuk)PP
15:58 0-2 CAR Eric Staal [10] (Casey Borer)
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24:51 1-2 NJ Anton Gustafsson [5] (Olli Maatta)
31:42 1-3 CAR Zach Boychuk [9] (Eric Staal, Tuomo Ruutu)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Eric Staal
2nd: Zach Boychuk
3rd: Cam Ward

Farm: Albany 3 - Charlotte 2

WPG 4 - NYI 1
Shots: 30-15 WPG
PP: WPG - 2/8; NYI - 1/2

12:17 0-1 WPG Martin Havlat [11] (Patrice Bergeron, Zach Bogosian)PP
14:13 1-1 NYI Alex Kovalev [7] (Brandon Dubinsky, Bruno Gervais)PP
19:12 1-2 WPG Martin Havlat [12] (Derek Morris, Zach Bogosian)PP
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23:53 1-3 WPG Logan Couture [6] (Derek Morris, Zach Bogosian)
24:46 1-4 WPG Brooks Laich [5] (Evgeny Artyukhin, Max Pacioretty)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Martin Havlat
2nd: Zach Bogosian
3rd: Max Pacioretty

Farm: Bridgeport 4 - St. John's 0

WSH 5 - OTT 3
Shots: 27-17 OTT
PP: WSH - 4/5; OTT - 1/5

15:52 1-0 WSH Zach Parisé [8] (Olli Jokinen)PP
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24:32 2-0 WSH Jean-Pierre Dumont [8] (David Booth, Cam Barker)PP
27:36 2-1 OTT Otso Rantakari [1] (Jonathan Cheechoo, Calle Jarnkrok)
34:54 2-2 OTT Nazem Kadri [14] (Justin Williams)
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46:08 3-2 WSH Vladimir Tarasenko [9] (Zach Parisé, Gregory Hofmann)
50:04 3-3 OTT Calle Jarnkrok [5] (Sergei Barbashev, Otso Rantakari)PP
53:17 4-3 WSH David Booth [9] (Wojtek Wolski, Jean-Pierre Dumont)PP
59:29 5-3 WSH Andrei Markov [3])PP EN
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Three stars:
1st: David Booth
2nd: Zach Parise
3rd: JPD

Farm: Hershey 5 - Binghamton 1

CBJ 3 - NSH 1
Shots: 27-19 CBJ
PP: CBJ - 0/5; NSH - 1/4

10:56 1-0 CBS Mike Forney [10] (Chris Stewart, Mattias Öhlund)
19:47 2-0 CBS Phillip Danault [12] (Mike Forney, Connor Murphy)
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32:42 3-0 CBS Chris Stewart [2] (Daymond Langkow, Derick Brassard)
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46:46 3-1 NAS Simon Gagné [14] (Colin Wilson, Evgeny Kuznetsov)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Mike Forney
2nd: Chris Stewart
3rd: Phillip Danault

Farm: Springfield 4 - Milwaukee 2

BOS 5 - DET 1
Shots: 30-17 BOS
PP: BOS - 2/7; DET - 0/3

05:11 0-1 BOS Joe Colborne [7] (Sven Baertschi)
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23:17 0-2 BOS Milan Lucic [7] (Jordan Caron, Sven Baertschi)PP
29:29 1-2 DET Alexander Ovechkin [15] (Mikkel Boedker, R.J. Umberger)
29:44 1-3 BOS Greg Nemisz [3] (Mikael Salmivirta, Tomas Hertl)
32:03 1-4 BOS Mikael Salmivirta [9] (Jordan Caron, Ben Wright)PP
33:21 1-5 BOS Riley Sheahan [4] (Victor Hedman, Alex Grant)SH
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Milan Lucic
2nd: Riley Sheahen
3rd: Mikael Salmivirta

Farm: Providence 3 - GR 2

PHI 3 - TB 1
Shots: 24-22 TB
PP: PHI - 1/4; TB - 0/1

05:29 0-1 PHI Scott Glennie [10] (Claude Giroux, Mark Scheifele)PP
15:18 0-2 PHI Marc-Édouard Vlasic [2] (Claude Giroux, Julius Junttila)
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29:04 0-3 PHI Claude Giroux [7] (Jeff Carter, Daniel Brière)
30:08 1-3 TB Ryan Kesler [9] (Zach Budish, Patrik Nemeth)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Claude Giroux
2nd: Calvin Pickard
3rd: Scott Glennie

Farm: Adirondack 6 - Syracuse 1

NYR 3 - FLA 1
Shots: 28-17 NYR
PP: NYR - 1/4; FLA - 0/3

17:27 0-1 NYR Pierre-Marc Bouchard [11] (Tom Kuehnhackl)PP
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27:15 1-1 FLA Trevor Daley [1] (Petter Granberg, Mikael Granlund)
30:09 1-2 NYR Corey Perry [7] (Tom Kuehnhackl)
32:21 1-3 NYR Anton Slepyshev [2] (Dane Byers, Chuck Kobasew)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: PMB
2nd: Corey Perry
3rd: Anton Slepyshev

Farm: Hartford 5 - SA 4

PIT 4 - TOR 0
Shots: 28-13 PIT
PP: PIT - 4/7; TOR - 0/0

04:59 1-0 PIT Cody Hodgson [11] (Jonathon Blum, Anze Kopitar)PP
15:11 2-0 PIT Cody Hodgson [12] (Jarome Iginla)PP
17:43 3-0 PIT Jarome Iginla [16] (Chris Higgins)PP
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33:58 4-0 PIT James van Riemsdyk [10] (Jonathon Blum, Anze Kopitar)PP
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Miikka Kiprusoff
2nd: Jarome Iginla
3rd: Cody Hodgson

Farm: WBS 6 - Toronto 3

MIN 4 - PHX 3 (OT)
Shots: 33-26 PHX
PP: MIN -1/4; PHX - 2/3

19:18 0-1 PHO Brett Connolly [8] (Kyle Quincey, Mike Richards)SH
19:34 1-1 MIN Ryan Nugent-Hopkins [8] (Michael Del Zotto, Alexei Marchenko)
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23:39 1-2 PHO Mike Richards [9] (Shane Doan, Brett Connolly)PP
29:03 1-3 PHO Mike Richards [10] (Brett Connolly, Oliver Ekman-Larsson)PP
30:45 2-3 MIN Nail Yakupov [7] (Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Kirill Kabanov)PP
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47:32 3-3 MIN Patrick Marleau [7] (Ty Rattie, Ethan Werek)
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60:26 4-3 MIN T.J. Oshie [7] (Mark Pysyk, Patrick Marleau)

Three stars:
1st: Mike Richards
2nd: RNH
3rd: Patrick Marleau

Farm: Portland 4 - Iowa 2

COL 4 - STL 2
Shots: 27-18 COL
PP: COL - 1/5; STL - 0/0

14:33 0-1 STL Martin St. Louis [11] (Marian Gaborik, Dmitry Kulikov)
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20:46 0-2 STL Marian Gaborik [13] (Dmitry Kulikov)
27:46 1-2 COL Alexei Ponikarovsky [5] (Erik Johnson, Jarret Stoll)
29:04 2-2 COL Saku Koivu [4] (Milan Hejduk, Jamie McGinn)
36:24 3-2 COL Nikita Gusev [8] (Saku Koivu, Brandon Saad)PP
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50:22 4-2 COL J.T. Miller [6] (Erik Johnson, Drew Doughty)
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Three stars:
1st: Saku Koivu
2nd: Alexei Ponikarovsky
3rd: Nikita Gusev

Farm: LEM 7 - Chicago 2

CGY 4 - CHI 3
Shots: 27-25 CHI
PP: CGY - 1/4; CHI - 1/6

09:42 1-0 CGY Tomas Filippi [7] (Pavel Kubina)
16:44 2-0 CGY Phil Kessel [12] (Nikita Filatov, David Krejci)PP
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28:23 3-0 CGY Chris Campoli [2] (Stéphane Robidas, Sam Gagner)
33:27 3-1 CHI Kyle Turris [6] (Eric Fehr, Brian Campbell)
38:41 4-1 CGY Brian Boyle [4] (Scott Niedermayer)
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43:09 4-2 CHI Patrick Sharp [16] (Jonathan Toews, Patrick Kane)PP
47:22 4-3 CHI Petr Straka [4] (Brian Ward, Patrick Kane)
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Three stars:
1st: Chris Campoli
2nd: Brian Boyle
3rd: Sam Gagner

Farm: Abbotsford 3 - Rockford 3

LA 4 - SJ 3 (SO)
Shots: 28-23 LA
PP: SJ - 0/7; LA - 2/7

16:44 1-0 SJ Alexander Radulov [11] (Keith Ballard, Joe Thornton)
19:08 1-1 LA Andrew Ladd [12] (Sidney Crosby)PP
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29:09 1-2 LA Paul Stastny [16] (Andrew Ladd, David Perron)PP
32:51 2-2 SJ Alexander Radulov [12] (Jaden Schwartz)
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50:11 3-2 SJ Erik Cole [4] (Andrew Cogliano, Ryan Getzlaf)
57:47 3-3 LA Andrew Ladd [13] (Ian Cole, Steve Mason)
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Los Angeles Kings win 2-1
San Jose Sharks - Alexander Radulov, miss; Ryan Getzlaf, miss; Joe Thornton, goal; Andrew Cogliano, miss;
Los Angeles Kings - Paul Stastny, goal; Sidney Crosby, miss; David Perron, miss; Jack Johnson, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Andrew Ladd
2nd: Alex Radulov
3rd: Joe Thornton

Farm: Manchester 7 - Worcester 3

[Virtual Jarmo]

Two game suspensions for Shawn Matthias (Patrick Kane) and Carl Klingberg (Claude Giroux)

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Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends.

[Parker]

Luongo has certainly been a worthy addition, and definitely worth selling out my team's future.

Ugh. I don't know why why I'm so miserable this year, but my team fucking sucks and I don't see any way to improve it. I don't know whether I'd rather blow it up, or just fucking quit and let someone who knows what they're doing take over. The only thing I'm sure about is that I'm having zero fun this season.

At least I'm back to the inexplicable 4th line getting as much or more icetime than my third line despite their shift being half the length. That's somehow comforting, that it's not the team I built that sucks ass so much as the sim results that make no sense at all to me that's causing my team to underperform.

[SharksGM]

Bad special teams, late tying goal, shootout lost, ridiculous goal totals on the farm. Next!

[Calgary.Flames]

How can a guy like Dion Phaneuf play almost 30 minutes tonight and register NOTHING on the scoresheet?
No shots, no hits... fuck, not even a giveaway.

It's about time Campoli shows up and helps us win. Adding up secondary assists wasn't fooling me.

Brian Boyle is the best forward tonight!!!


Finally, that's now 10 in a row!!! Yaaaay!!!

[TorontoGM]

Yuck

[Montreal Canadiens]

I think that's the first time I lost to Buffalo in 2 seasons.

Can I pay money to fast track Kostitsyn?

[Penguin]

That PP tho.... and Kippy.

[Parker]

I should probably clarify to everyone that my post about quitting after this season ends was premature and not properly thought out. I'm frustrated by my team's brutal GF/GA ratio and inexplicably terrible special teams performance so far this season, as well as my inability to figure out whatever is causing my fourth line to get more icetime than my third. For the record, I'm not quitting the league. I spoke with Adam privately about this already, but I owe the rest of you an apology and an explanation too. I'm sorry to everyone for my outburst, and the rumors of my demise were greatly exaggerated (by me.)

Also, I'm probably not going to start drinking during the day again anytime soon, and if I do I promise to stay away from the forums until I sober up a little.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Sorry for the Thanksgiving sim being today. I was out Black Friday shopping until 2:30.

[Virtual Jarmo]

For the record, I'm not quitting the league. I spoke with Adam privately about this already, but I owe the rest of you an apology and an explanation too. I'm sorry to everyone for my outburst, and the rumors of my demise were greatly exaggerated (by me.)