March 31, 2012

[Virtual Jarmo]

NYI 4 - BOS 2
Shots: 20-13 BOS
PP: NYI - 2/2; BOS - 0/4

no scoring
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28:32 1-0 NYI Devin Setoguchi [19] (Jonathan Tavares, Maxim Kitsyn)PP
28:58 1-1 BOS Andrej Meszaros [7] (Brian Rafalski, Zach Hamill)
36:07 2-1 NYI Josh Bailey [12] (Devin Setoguchi)
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48:12 3-1 NYI Devin Setoguchi [20] (Jonathan Tavares, Maxim Kitsyn)PP
49:02 3-2 BOS Rene Bourque [5] (Victor Hedman, Zach Hamill)
59:44 4-2 NYI Josh Bailey [13] (Alex Goligoski, Martin Marincin) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Devin Setoguchi
2nd: Josh Bailey
3rd: Jon Tavares

Farm result: Bridgeport 2 - Providence 1

PHI 3 - OTT 0
Shots: 20-19 PHI
PP: PHI - 1/4; OTT - 0/2

14:59 1-0 PHI Daniel Brière [30] (Ryan Parent, Adam Larsson)
19:11 2-0 PHI Andreas Nödl [3] (Chris Pronger, Ryan Parent)
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36:07 3-0 PHI Scott Hartnell [17] (Daniel Brière, Adam Larsson)PP
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Calvin Pickard
2nd: Daniel Briere
3rd: Andreas Nodl

Farm result: Binghamton 4 - Adirondack 1

TOR 4 - BUF 2
Shots: 22-22
PP: TOR - 3/4; BUF -0/2

no scoring
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25:03 1-0 TOR Henri Auvinen [1] (Chad Kolarik, Miroslav Satan)PP
27:11 2-0 TOR Miroslav Satan [8] (Teemu Selänne, Tim Brent)PP
30:06 3-0 TOR Stanislav Galiev [20] (Miroslav Satan)
33:48 3-1 BUF Thomas Vanek [43] (Derek Roy, Tyler Myers)
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54:47 3-2 BUF Ryan Johansen [20] (Drew Stafford, Zack Kassian)
59:51 4-2 TOR Tim Brent [9] (Henri Auvinen, Chad Kolarik)PP EN
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Three stars:
1st: Tim Brent
2nd: Miro Satan
3rd: Henri Auvinen

Farm result: Toronto 3 - Rochester 2

WSH 2 - MTL 1 (OT)
Shots: 22-16 MTL
PP: WSH - 0/0; MTL - 0/2

15:05 0-1 MTL Andrei Kostitsyn [32])
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no scoring
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50:13 1-1 WSH Pavel Datsyuk [31] (Andrei Markov)
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63:14 2-1 WSH Mike Modano [4] (Olli Jokinen, Brian Lashoff)

Three stars:
1st: Mike Modano
2nd: Pavel Datsyuk
3rd: Simeon Varlamov

Farm result: Hershey 3 - Hamilton 2

CAR 5 - NJ 2
Shots: 29-23 CAR
PP: CAR - 1/4; NJ - 0/2

09:35 0-1 NJ Mattias Tedenby [22] (Cam Fowler)
14:59 1-1 CAR Mikko Koivu [25] (Artem Voronin, Dustin Penner)
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29:38 2-1 CAR Artem Voronin [3] (Mikko Koivu, Dustin Penner)
32:24 2-2 NJ Alex Kovalev [22] (Travis Zajac)
38:42 3-2 CAR Zach Boychuk [22] (Joe Corvo, Joni Pitkänen)PP
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47:25 4-2 CAR Ray Whitney [25] (Jamie McBain, Joe Corvo)
50:14 5-2 CAR Dustin Penner [26] (Mikko Koivu, Tuomo Ruutu)
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Three stars:
1st: Mikko Koivu
2nd: Dustin Penner
3rd: Artem Voronin

Farm result: Albany 2 - Charlotte 1

WPG 2 - TB 1
Shots: 24-15 WPG
PP: WPG - 0/1; TB - 0/3

no scoring
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30:41 0-1 WPG Patrice Bergeron [8] (Max Pacioretty)
34:12 0-2 WPG Sean Couturier [11] (Zach Bogosian)
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50:11 1-2 TB Johan Larsson [5] (Tyler Seguin, Carl Klingberg)
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Three stars:
1st: Max Pacioretty
2nd: Sean Couturier
3rd: Patrice Bergeron

Farm result: Norfolk 2 - St. John's 1

STL 3 - CBJ 2 (SO)
Shots: 25-22 CBJ
PP: CBJ - 0/1; STL - 0/2

13:25 1-0 STL Erik Johnson [8] (Chris Kunitz, Lars Eller)
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35:17 2-0 STL Marian Gaborik [40] (Martin St. Louis, Erik Johnson)
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46:38 2-1 CBS John Moore [15] (Joonas Donskoi, Arron Asham)
59:46 2-2 CBS Daniel Paillé [9] (Brian Boyle, David Backes) WG
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no scoring
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Shootout
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St. Louis Blues win 2-0
St. Louis Blues - Marian Gaborik, miss; Martin St. Louis, goal; Dmitry Kulikov, goal;
Columbus Blue Jackets - John Moore, miss; Rick Nash, miss;

Three stars:
1st: Erik Johnson
2nd: Daniel Paille
3rd: Arron Asham

Farm result: Peoria 8 - Springfield 2

NSH 6 - CHI 2
Shots: 23-21 CHI
PP: NSH - 3/4; CHI - 0/4

02:18 1-0 NAS Ryan Ellis [7])
16:32 2-0 NAS Sergei Samsonov [15] (Colin Wilson, Dmitri Kugryshev)PP
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25:24 2-1 CHI Marian Hossa [27] (Andrew Ladd, Brian Campbell)
29:18 2-2 CHI Duncan Keith [7] (Patrick Kane, Patrick Sharp)
32:14 3-2 NAS Shea Weber [15] (Ryan Ellis, Colin Wilson)PP
33:53 4-2 NAS Sergei Samsonov [16] (Dmitri Kugryshev, Colin Wilson)PP
36:02 5-2 NAS Colin Wilson [32] (Sergei Samsonov, Ryan Suter)
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43:02 6-2 NAS Dwight King [6] (Jerred Smithson, Anthony Stewart)
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Three stars:
1st: Sergei Samsonov
2nd: Colin Wilson
3rd: Ryan Ellis

Farm result: Rockford 5 - Milwaukee 2

LA 3 - MIN 1
Shots: 27-18 LA
PP: LA - 0/3; MIN - 0/4

13:38 0-1 LA Wayne Simmonds [13] (Jack Johnson, Brent Burns)
14:18 0-2 LA Jack Johnson [10] (Brent Burns, Mirko Hoefflin)
19:44 0-3 LA Riley Sheahan [7] (Denis Grebeshkov)
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no scoring
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55:53 1-3 MIN T.J. Oshie [25] (Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Mark Pysyk)
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Three stars:
1st: Jack Johnson
2nd: Wayne Simmonds
3rd: Riley Sheahan

Farm result: Manchester 3 - Houston 2

PHX 3 - ANA 1
Shots: 21-14 PHX
PP: PHX - 1/1; ANA - 0/2

10:15 1-0 PHO Joe Basaraba [18] (Mark Alt)
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31:27 1-1 ANA Evander Kane [18])SH
34:08 2-1 PHO Shane Doan [43] (Jordan Staal, Joe Basaraba)PP
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55:33 3-1 PHO Shane Doan [44] (Joe Basaraba, Chris Higgins)
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Three stars:
1st: Shane Doan
2nd: Joe Basaraba
3rd: Evander Kane

Farm result: Portland 3 - Syracuse 1

CGY 3 - VAN 2 (OT)
Shots: 22-18 CGY
PP: CGY - 0/4; VAN - 0/2

09:17 0-1 CGY Curtis Glencross [2] (Dustin Boyd)
14:29 1-1 VAN Shane O'Brien [3] (Roberto Luongo)
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35:07 2-1 VAN Carter Ashton [18] (Guillaume Latendresse, Jere Lehtinen)
36:37 2-2 CGY Ryan Stoa [32])
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no scoring
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60:34 2-3 CGY David Elsner [10] (Shawn Matthias, John Negrin)

Three stars:
1st: Ryan Stoa
2nd: Curtis Glencross
3rd: David Elsner

Farm result: Abbotsford 1 - Chicago 0

SJ 5 - DAL 1
Shots: 36-25 SJ
PP: SJ - 2/6; DAL - 0/1

04:51 1-0 SJ Marco Sturm [25] (Ryan Getzlaf)PP
13:03 2-0 SJ Joe Thornton [26] (Erik Cole, David Moss)
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27:52 2-1 DAL Brandon Dubinsky [18] (Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson, Nathan Horton)
32:21 3-1 SJ Derek Forbort [7] (Pavel Kubina, Ryan Getzlaf)PP
32:41 4-1 SJ Derek Forbort [8] (Pavel Kubina, Jack Skille)
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46:08 5-1 SJ Marco Sturm [26] (Alexei Ponikarovsky, Brad Boyes)
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Three stars:
1st: Marco Sturm
2nd: Derek Forbort
3rd: Ryan Getzlaf

Farm result: Worcester 7 - Texas 2

[SensGM]

[Calgary.Flames]

This is great.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Seriously sorry, guys. Getting things fired up now. Only the fifth or sixth late sim I've had in the 3 years we've been running this thing. That's good, right?

Though it also means I clearly don't go out much.

[Bruins_GM]

Is this real or a Photoshop?

[Virtual Jarmo]

Again, guys, my apologies for a late sim. It was worth waiting for for some teams but not others. The Northeast Division playoff teams have a rough night as all three lose, with Montreal picking up the lone point of the group. In that game, the ageless Mike Modano pots the OT GWG for the Capitals. Alexander Semin will miss a month thanks to Thomas Vanek and Calvin Pickard bounces back in a big way to blank the Sens.

In the later games, Lauri Korpikoski goes down for a month while the Coyotes, Kings, and Sharks all take care of business. The Preds run a train on Femur's Blackhawks, the Jackets get a late 6-on-5 goal to manage a point and maintain their 3-point lead over Calgary for the #2 seed in the West, despite Calgary's late heroics from David Elsner.

Happy April, boys. One week left in the regular season. Make it count.

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[Bruins_GM]

Well shit.

[CapsGM]

[Virtual Jarmo]

Well shit.

Yeah, that was your first taste of EHM's "What the fuck?!" game. Apparently you played real life Marty Turco in net.

[Parker]

Now this is what I call a stretch drive. That Basaraba/Staal/Doan line is really kicking some ass!

Still can't seem to make up any ground on SJ or pull ahead of LA. Bastards.

[Parker]

Fuck! Korpikoski!

That faggot Filatov is a dead man. That Winnik beatdown is only the beginning. Prepare for a world of pain!

[Montreal Canadiens]

That is a point I shall surely take. Was hoping for two points in that back-to-back but after the loss to the Rangers, I'm happy with the lone point with Niemi in net. And the Islanders beat the Bruins?? HA!

And seriously Savard & Hemsky whenever you want to show up and start playing again would be nice. Maybe resting for the playoffs?

[TorontoGM]

What the fuck Buffalo?

[GM Office Q]

[SharksGM]

Geez Adam, it wouldn't kill you guys to beat the Blues every once in a while. Don't make us bust out some lame blue related puns. Though you could still help by beating Phoenix next game.

Meanwhile, maintaining a 4 point lead on the Pacific is sweet: a win @DAL Tuesday should be enough, but how ridiculous is it that there are 3 110 point teams in one division already?