March 28, 2012

[Virtual Jarmo]

WPG 3 - NYR 1
Shots: 29-12 WPG
PP: WPG - 0/4; NYR - 0/1

14:17 1-0 WPG Brooks Laich [17] (Alex Pietrangelo, Patrice Bergeron)
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24:03 2-0 WPG Brooks Laich [18] (Patrice Bergeron, Brandon Gormley)
30:18 3-0 WPG Logan Couture [28] (Zach Bogosian, Sean Couturier)
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46:59 3-1 NYR Kimmo Timonen [4] (Patrick Marleau, Pierre-Marc Bouchard)
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Three stars:
1st: Brooks Laich
2nd: Sean Couturier
3rd: Patrice Bergeron

Farm result: St. John's 3 - Connecticut 1

CBJ 5 - DET 0
Shots: 50-13 CBJ
PP: CBJ - 2/4; DET - 0/1

08:38 1-0 CBS John Moore [11] (Derick Brassard)
11:24 2-0 CBS Derick Brassard [22] (Phillip Danault)PP
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26:01 3-0 CBS Rick Nash [37] (Derick Brassard, John Moore)PP
31:47 4-0 CBS John Moore [12] (Rick Nash, Cory Stillman)
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54:28 5-0 CBS Brian Boyle [16])
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Three stars:
1st: John Moore
2nd: Peter Budaj
3rd: Rick Nash

Farm result: Springfield 2 - Grand Rapids 1

LA 3 - CGY 2 (SO)
Shots: 22-15 CGY
PP: CGY - 1/3; LA - 0/1

no scoring
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30:23 1-0 CGY Nikolai Zherdev [27] (Brad Richards, Shawn Matthias)PP
35:55 1-1 LA David Perron [14] (Alexander Frolov, Mattias Öhlund)
39:46 2-1 CGY Nikolai Zherdev [28] (Luca Caputi, Braydon Coburn)
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42:03 2-2 LA Wayne Simmonds [11] (Paul Stastny, Dustin Brown)
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Los Angeles Kings win 2-1
Calgary Flames - Ryan Stoa, miss; Shawn Horcoff, goal; Nikolai Zherdev, miss;
Los Angeles Kings - Paul Stastny, miss; Alexander Frolov, goal; Brent Burns, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Nik Zherdev
2nd: David Perron
3rd: Shawn Matthias

Farm result: Manchester 3 - Abbotsford 2

DAL 4 - EDM 3 (SO)
Shots: 36-22 EDM
PP: EDM - 1/5 (20 shots); DAL - 1/3

06:07 0-1 DAL Mike Ribeiro [20] (Brandon Dubinsky)PP
09:47 0-2 DAL Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson [20] (James Neal)
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35:11 1-2 EDM Tom Gilbert [9] (Jordan Eberle, Luke Schenn)PP
39:35 2-2 EDM Tom Gilbert [10] (Andrew Cogliano, Jordan Eberle)
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40:25 3-2 EDM Chris Vande Velde [5] (Fernando Pisani, Chris Summers)
49:27 3-3 DAL Yaroslav Alshevsky [1] (P.J. Axelsson, Mathieu Carle)
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Dallas Stars win 2-1
Edmonton Oilers - Jordan Eberle, goal; Jean-François Jacques, miss; Andrew Cogliano, miss; Scott Glennie, miss; Toni Rajala, miss; Tom Gilbert, miss;
Dallas Stars - Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson, goal; Brandon Dubinsky, miss; Alex Tanguay, miss; Nathan Horton, miss; David Booth, miss; Mike Ribeiro, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Tom Gilbert
2nd: Marty Turco
3rd: Yaroslav Alshevsky

Farm result: Texas 2 - OKC 0

VAN 4 - COL 2
Shots: 34-26 VAN
PP: VAN - 2/8; COL - 1/4

19:24 0-1 COL Milan Hejduk [26] (Zach Parisé, John-Michael Liles)PP
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22:24 1-1 VAN Mike Cammalleri [26] (Ryan Kesler, Jordan Schroeder)
32:52 2-1 VAN Carter Ashton [17] (Guillaume Latendresse)
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48:04 2-2 COL John-Michael Liles [5] (Matt Duchene, Drew Doughty)
48:45 3-2 VAN Mike Cammalleri [27] (Jordan Schroeder)PP
56:07 4-2 VAN Mike Cammalleri [28] (Brenden Morrow, Jordan Schroeder)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Mike Cammalleri
2nd: Jordan Schroeder
3rd: Carter Ashton

Farm result: Chicago 4 - Lake Erie 1

SJ 4 - ANA 2
Shots: 21-14 SJ
PP: SJ - 1/4; ANA - 1/3

14:33 0-1 SJ Ryan Getzlaf [22] (Brad Boyes, Ivan Telegin)
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21:27 0-2 SJ Dany Heatley [40] (Michal Rozsival)
32:13 1-2 ANA Sergei Zubov [7] (Saku Koivu)PP
34:54 1-3 SJ Ryan Getzlaf [23] (Marco Sturm, Brad Boyes)PP
38:42 2-3 ANA Nikita Filatov [29] (Ryan Whitney)
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58:31 2-4 SJ Ryan Getzlaf [24] (Ivan Telegin, Mike Komisarek) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Ryan Getzlaf
2nd: Brad Boyes
3rd: Ivan Telegin

Farm result: Syracuse 6 - Worcester 2

[Virtual Jarmo]

I may never know what emails I'm missing. Everybody who sent lines/instructions may need to re-send them. I can enter all 60 sets of NHL/AHL lines just to cover my bases there, but that seems unnecessarily annoying.

[Jungle Cats]

So in terms of In-Universe canon, may I suggest that tonight's sim is interrupted by a brief, nationwide alien invasion repelled by tomorrow due to the efforts of a nerdy mop-headed college freshman, his boston terrier, the redhead from the theatre department who doesn't know his name, and his elderly grandfather.

It's trite, but audiences love it.

[SharksGM]

All I had was to reanimate the corpse of Jaden Schwartz.

[Virtual Jarmo]

I'll have to hold off until tomorrow. I didn't get anything from before 10 pm and I'm pretty sure that's not all of the instructions. I'll try to sim around noon EST tomorrow. Sorry guys.

[SabresGM]

This may or may not be due to Buffalo Bill missing a connection to Philadelphia.

[Virtual Jarmo]

So in terms of In-Universe canon, may I suggest that tonight's sim is interrupted by a brief, nationwide alien invasion repelled by tomorrow due to the efforts of a nerdy mop-headed college freshman, his boston terrier, the redhead from the theatre department who doesn't know his name, and his elderly grandfather.

It's trite, but audiences love it.

This sounds like a plot for a softcore porno movie.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Entering instructions now. I'm not responsible for anything that was submitted last night and didn't get through the email. I had nothing to do with it and was as irritated as you all will be if your lines/instructions didn't get through.

Edit: Hilarious. As I start entering things, the webmail service goes down.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Ryan Smyth's 2011-12 season is over after a hit from Nathan Horton, but the real story is the LA Kings keeping pace in the Pacific Division with a 3-2 SO win over the Flames. The Jets trap the Rangers, the Sharks take care of business, two orphaned teams win, and the Jackets have a little fun.

Sorry for the late sim, guys.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Bah. Saw this one coming, after getting the EHM Winning Streak Kiss of Death in the news yesterday.

[CapsGM]

wtf bub

[GM Office Q]

19:24 0-1 COL Milan Hejduk [26] (Zach Parisé, John-Michael Liles)PP

dat pass

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

wtf bub

[Montreal Canadiens]

wtf bub

Just make sure you take care of business tonight timmy

[SharksGM]

-Ivan Telegin notched his 20th assist of the season.
-Dany Heatley scored his 40th goal of the season.
-Ryan Getzlaf finally ended his 12 game goal drought.

Fuck yeah Getzlaf. Sure, a 12 game goal drought is pretty bad, but breaking it with a hat trick is awesome. Scoring the 3rd goal of that hat trick against the worst goalie in the league isn't impressive (what kind of name is E. Net anyways?) but doing it against your former team is great.

Tonight's game against Phoenix could seal the top seed in the West. Fingers crossed... if not, two winnable games against Dallas follow the showstopping back-to-back against LA to end the season.

[CapsGM]

wtf bub

Just make sure you take care of business tonight timmy

test sims say i'm lucky to get 10 shots on goal