March 5, 2012

[BSBullies]

PIT 0 - PHO 1
Shots: 23-14 PHO
PP: PIT - 0/1; PHO - 0/1

no scoring
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36:07 0-1 PHO Mark Alt [1] (Kyle Quincey, Boyd Gordon)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Ilya Bryzgalov
2nd: Mark Alt
3rd: Quinton Howden

Farm result: Wilkes-Barre/Scranton 2 - Portland 3

WPG 3 - BUF 0
Shots: 23-16 WPG
PP: WPG - 1/3; BUF - 0/1

no scoring
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30:29 1-0 WPG Raffi Torres [11] (Logan Couture)
31:21 2-0 WPG Blake Comeau [4] (Alex Pietrangelo, Patrick Eaves)
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46:13 3-0 WPG Brandon Gormley [7] (Dan Girardi, Max Pacioretty)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Jack Campbell
2nd: Raffi Torres
3rd: Logan Couture

Farm result: St. John's 0 - Rochester 1

ANA 3 - EDM 2 (SO)
Shots: 28-19 ANA
PP: ANA - 1/5; EDM - 0/0

03:22 1-0 ANA Aaron Voros [7] (Kris Russell, Sergei Zubov)
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32:49 1-1 EDM Scott Glennie [7] (Jordan Eberle, Andrew Cogliano)
37:47 2-1 ANA Henrik Zetterberg [16] (Nikita Filatov, Ryan Whitney)PP
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45:28 2-2 EDM Toni Rajala [2] (Scott Glennie, Jordan Eberle)
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Shootout
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Anaheim Mighty Ducks win 4-3
Anaheim Mighty Ducks - Henrik Zetterberg, goal; Nikita Filatov, goal; Joe Pavelski, goal; Ryan Whitney, miss; Sergei Zubov, goal;
Edmonton Oilers - Andrew Cogliano, goal; Jordan Eberle, goal; Jean-François Jacques, goal; Lubomir Visnovsky, miss; Scott Glennie, miss;

Three stars:
1st: Scott Glennie
2nd: Jeff Deslauriers
3rd: Toni Rajala

Farm result: Syracuse 3 - Oklahoma City 1

[BSBullies]

The juggernaut known as the Jets continues to win, this time costing Buffalo a valuable two points in the race for the East playoffs. The Ducks beat the Oilers at home to keep Nashville a happy camper while Phoenix puts PIT to sleep. I apologize for the injury waiting for you in the file, Parker.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip.

[Montreal Canadiens]

Check is in the mail Tommy.

[Parker]

MotherFUCKER. Um, that's not career-ending is it? He's out for a little over a year or something?

[Parker]

Also, Paul Ranger should get his affairs in order. I'm gonna put every fucking goon in my organization on the ice next time we play Pittsburgh. We'll fix his fuckin clock.

[Jets GM]

Also, Paul Ranger should get his affairs in order. I'm gonna put every fucking goon in my organization on the ice next time we play Pittsburgh. We'll fix his fuckin clock.

EHM hockey gods at work

[Parker]

EHM hockey gods at work

I figured you'd say something like that. Dick.

All Ranger really did was unleash Joey Joe Joe Basaraba. Just wait.

And lost in all this... Mark Alt's first career EHEC goal. It only took 66 games. Attaboy, Mark.

[SharksGM]

Bern, couldn't you have at least won in OT? Jerk.

[SabresGM]

10 tests sims led to 8 wins and no shut-outs, so this result is pretty disappointing to say the least. Looks like activating Stafford at less then 100% may have just been the best decision.

[Montreal Canadiens]

10 is nowhere near enough.

[TorontoGM]

Dirt teams play dirty.

[GoJetsGo]

10 tests sims led to 8 wins and no shut-outs, so this result is pretty disappointing to say the least. Looks like activating Stafford at less then 100% may have just been the best decision.

I was fussing around with lines before work this afternoon and couldn't consistently win. Each time I had a "winning" set I'd run it again only to lose 4-2. Anticipated Stafford being active though.

And with my February run winning games is going to be impossible here shortly.

[Penguin]

What happened? Did Paul Ranger knock the fuck out of someone? Guess so! Bring on Basazooka or whatever the fuck his name is.

[Parker]

What happened? Did Paul Ranger knock the fuck out of someone? Guess so! Bring on Basazooka or whatever the fuck his name is.

Yeah, Vladislav Kartayev is out with an indefinite injury. I'm over it, but my players will probably still take runs at Ranger for the next couple seasons. Kartayev should be back just in time for Namestnikov's promotion to the big team, and then I'll have an army of Vladislavs to do my evil bidding.

I like that nickname though. Bazooka Joe Basaraba. Cool.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Vladislav Doan has something of a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

[SabresGM]

10 is nowhere near enough.

Nope, I know, but all time allowed for. Looks like next Monday's match-up will have plenty of good implications, though!

[NashvilleGM]

Meh, thanks Anaheim.. 1 point is better than 2.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Great. Just what I needed. A pissed off Phoenix bunch coming to town.

[Penguin]

Take runs at Ranger all day buddy, his elbows fly. And, you're lucky Iginla is out/I didn't feel like changing my lines.