October 22, 2011

[Virtual Jarmo]

CGY 4 - NSH 2
Shots: 34-27 NSH
PP: CGY - 0/0; NSH - 0/8

10:33 0-1 NAS Shea Weber [1] (Colin Wilson, Steve Sullivan)
11:38 1-1 CGY Marc-Édouard Vlasic [2] (Mark Streit, Evgeni Malkin)
12:48 1-2 NAS David Legwand [4] (Dmitri Kugryshev, Shea Weber)
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no scoring
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43:49 2-2 CGY Evgeni Malkin [1] (Ruslan Fedotenko)SH
48:55 3-2 CGY Ruslan Fedotenko [1] (Brendan Morrison, Mark Streit)
49:29 4-2 CGY Valtteri Filppula [2] (Jussi Jokinen, Bryan Little)
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Three stars:
1st: Evgeni Malkin
2nd: Ruslan Fedotenko
3rd: Miikka Kiprusoff

Farm result: Milwaukee 2 - Abbotsford 1

VAN 4 - MIN 0
Shots: 30-12 VAN
PP: VAN - 1/4; MIN - 0/0

13:47 1-0 VAN Daniel Sedin [4] (Stéphane Robidas)PP
15:53 2-0 VAN Henrik Sedin [4] (Daniel Sedin, Mike Cammalleri)
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34:14 3-0 VAN Guillaume Latendresse [3] (Carter Ashton, Jared Boll)
36:28 4-0 VAN Jere Lehtinen [1] (Shane O'Brien, Stéphane Robidas)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Roberto Luongo
2nd: Daniel Sedin
3rd: Stephane Robidas

Farm result: Chicago 3 - Houston 1

SJ 4 - BOS 3 (SO)
Shots: 28-20 SJ
PP: SJ - 0/4; BOS - 1/5

10:53 0-1 SJ Alexei Ponikarovsky [1] (Mason Raymond, Nicklas Lidström)
15:01 0-2 SJ Mason Raymond [2] (Tomas Filippi, Jack Skille)
17:25 1-2 BOS Jordan Caron [1] (Jamie Langenbrunner, Tomas Fleischmann)
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39:04 2-2 BOS David Krejci [3] (Phil Kessel)
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43:16 2-3 SJ Niklas Kronwall [1] (Evander Kane, Ryane Clowe)
48:53 3-3 BOS Greg Nemisz [1] (Derek Morris, Zach Hamill)PP
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no scoring
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Shootout
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San Jose Sharks win 2-1
Boston Bruins - David Krejci, goal; Phil Kessel, miss; Andrej Meszaros, miss;
San Jose Sharks - Nicklas Lidström, goal; Dany Heatley, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Mason Raymond
2nd: Greg Nemisz
3rd: Ryane Clowe

Farm result: Worcester 6 - Providence 2

TOR 5 - MTL 3
Shots: 24-23 TOR
PP: TOR - 2/5; MTL - 2/3

10:22 1-0 MTL Evgeny Kuznetsov [3] (Marc Savard, Paul Kariya)PP
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25:37 1-1 TOR Stanislav Galiev [2] (Taylor Hall)
31:22 2-1 MTL Devin Setoguchi [1] (Andrei Kostitsyn, Zdeno Chara)PP
33:25 2-2 TOR Chad Kolarik [1] (Kenny Ryan)
37:16 3-2 MTL John Madden [1] (Maxim Lapierre, Kyle Chipchura)
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41:44 3-3 TOR Ian White [1] (Alexander Semin, Stanislav Galiev)PP
46:31 3-4 TOR Kenny Ryan [2] (Kyle Turris, Keith Yandle)PP
52:29 3-5 TOR Kenny Ryan [3] (Ian White, Keith Yandle)
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Three stars:
1st: Kenny Ryan
2nd: Stanislav Galiev
3rd: Chad Kolarik

Farm result: Hamilton 4 - Toronto 2

OTT 5 - CBJ 2
Shots: 23-15 OTT
PP: OTT - 1/4; CBJ - 0/2

09:47 1-0 OTT Daniel Alfredsson [5] (Brian Lee, Filip Kuba)PP
11:51 2-0 OTT Justin Williams [4] (Nick Foligno, Chris Kelly)
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29:44 3-0 OTT Jason Spezza [4] (Daniel Alfredsson, Brian Lee)
39:27 3-1 CBS Alex Kovalev [4] (Jakub Voracek, Scott Niedermayer)
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45:28 3-2 CBS Mike Fisher [2] (Cory Stillman, Jochen Hecht)
49:12 4-2 OTT Nazem Kadri [3] (Jason Spezza, Anton Volchenkov)
50:51 5-2 OTT Jonathan Cheechoo [2] (Justin Williams, Filip Kuba)
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Three stars:
1st: Justin Williams
2nd: Daniel Alfredsson
3rd: Jason Spezza

Farm result: Binghamton 5 - Springfield 0

PHI 4 - STL 2
Shots: 32-19 PHI
PP: PHI - 1/7; STL - 0/4

17:34 0-1 STL Lars Eller [5] (Martin St. Louis, Marian Gaborik)
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25:21 1-1 PHI Julius Junttila [3] (Scott Hartnell, Jay Bouwmeester)
37:22 1-2 STL John McFarland [2] (Dan Hamhuis, Robyn Regehr)
38:37 2-2 PHI Jeff Carter [6] (Julius Junttila, Daniel Brière)PP
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48:14 3-2 PHI Jaromir Jagr [5] (Claude Giroux, Jeff Carter)
51:37 4-2 PHI Claude Giroux [2] (Chris Pronger, Jay Bouwmeester)
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Three stars:
1st: Claude Giroux
2nd: Jeff Carter
3rd: Julius Junttila

Farm result: Adirondack 4 - Peoria 3

PIT 3 - NJ 1
Shots: 36-15 PIT
PP: PIT - 0/0; NJ - 0/1

01:31 1-0 PIT David Perron [2] (Radek Bonk, Simon Despres)
09:05 2-0 PIT Paul Ranger [1] (Dan Boyle, Anze Kopitar)
19:54 2-1 NJ Cam Fowler [2] (Travis Zajac, Patrice Cormier)
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24:01 3-1 PIT Anze Kopitar [5] (Dan Boyle, Paul Ranger)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Paul Ranger
2nd: Anze Kopitar
3rd: David Perron

Farm result: WBS 3 - Albany 1

WSH 4 - DET 2
Shots: 34-24 DET
PP: WSH - 1/3; DET - 0/6

09:07 1-0 WSH Anthony Stewart [2] (Oskar Osala, David Steckel)
11:47 1-1 DET Mike Green [2] (Luca Sbisa)
18:03 1-2 DET Mike Richards [5] (Mike Green)
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21:21 2-2 WSH Artemy Panarin [1] (Andrei Markov, Pavel Datsyuk)PP
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55:34 3-2 WSH Jarret Stoll [4] (Alexander Ovechkin, Mike Komisarek)
59:49 4-2 WSH Olli Jokinen [6] (Pavel Datsyuk, David Steckel) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Artemy Panarin
2nd: Simeon Varlamov
3rd: Anthony Stewart

Farm result: GR 2 - Hershey 1

CAR 5 - WPG 1
Shots: 34-17 CAR
PP: CAR - 2/5; WPG - 0/2

06:07 0-1 CAR Mikko Koivu [3] (Brandon Sutter, Ray Whitney)
08:54 1-1 WPG Teemu Selänne [3] (Joe Colborne)
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31:15 1-2 CAR Dustin Penner [3] (Mikko Koivu, Brandon Sutter)
32:39 1-3 CAR Brandon Sutter [4] (Mikko Koivu, Joe Corvo)PP
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41:06 1-4 CAR Anton Babchuk [1] (Jamie McBain, Matt Cullen)
46:56 1-5 CAR Eric Staal [4] (Zach Boychuk, Joni Pitkänen)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Mikko Koivu
2nd: Brandon Sutter
3rd: Eric Staal

Farm result: St. John's 2 - Charlotte 1

TB 3 - BUF 2 (SO)
Shots: 30-22 BUF
PP: TB - 0/5; BUF - 1/5

07:33 0-1 BUF Thomas Vanek [4])
14:11 1-1 TB Luca Caputi [1] (Steve Downie)
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27:39 1-2 BUF Ryan Johansen [4] (Paul Gaustad)
35:22 2-2 TB Tyler Cuma [1] (Kim Johnsson, Steven Stamkos)PP
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no scoring
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Tampa Bay Lightning win 2-1
Tampa Bay Lightning - Steven Stamkos, miss; Ryan Stoa, goal; Dana Tyrell, goal;
Buffalo Sabres - Thomas Vanek, miss; Derek Roy, goal; Kristian Huselius, miss;

Three stars:
1st: Tyler Cuma
2nd: Jake Allen
3rd: Luca Caputi

Farm result: Norfolk 3 - Rochester 2

NYI 5 - FLA 4
Shots: 37-27 NYI
PP: NYI - 2/4; FLA - 2/4

13:34 0-1 NYI Marco Sturm [4] (Matt Moulson, Alex Goligoski)
16:26 1-1 FLA Drew Shore [1] (Cody McLeod, Anton Gustafsson)
17:38 1-2 NYI Ryan Malone [2] (Josh Bailey, Erik Gudbranson)PP
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27:33 2-2 FLA Michael Frolík [3] (Pavol Demitra, Mikael Granlund)PP
29:13 3-2 FLA Loui Eriksson [1] (Michal Repík, Jiri Hudler)PP
38:49 3-3 NYI Brad Richards [2] (Ryan Malone, Kyle Calder)
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45:36 3-4 NYI Jonathan Tavares [1] (Ryan Malone, Marco Sturm)PP
58:34 3-5 NYI Mike Commodore [1] (Alex Goligoski) EN
59:53 4-5 FLA Michal Repík [1] (Loui Eriksson, Jiri Hudler)
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Three stars:
1st: Ryan Malone
2nd: Marco Sturm
3rd: Jonathan Tavares

Farm result: SA 4 - Bridgeport 1

COL 5 - CHI 4 (OT)
Shots: 28-27 COL
PP: COL - 1/4; CHI - 0/1

08:32 0-1 COL Zach Parisé [3] (John-Michael Liles)
08:54 1-1 CHI Dustin Byfuglien [1] (Billy Sweatt, Bryan Bickell)
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33:38 1-2 COL Marek Svatos [3] (Andy McDonald, Rob Blake)PP
36:26 1-3 COL Andy McDonald [3] (Zach Parisé, Chris Stewart)
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41:54 2-3 CHI Bryan Bickell [1] (Dustin Byfuglien, Derek Joslin)
43:46 2-4 COL Andy McDonald [4] (Scottie Upshall, Chris Stewart)
48:25 3-4 CHI Patrick Sharp [4] (Patrick Kane, Dustin Byfuglien)
50:19 4-4 CHI Andrew Ladd [3] (Marian Hossa, Brian Ward)
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61:54 4-5 COL Milan Hejduk [2] (Zach Parisé, Matt Duchene)

Three stars:
1st: Andy McDonald
2nd: Zach Parise
3rd: Dustin Byfuglien

Farm result: Rockford 7 - LEM 4

NYR 6 - EDM 0
Shots: 34-11 NYR
PP: NYR - 1/9; EDM - 0/0

09:37 0-1 NYR Patrick Marleau [2] (Michael Del Zotto, Simon Gagné)PP
15:51 0-2 NYR Vaclav Prospal [2])
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33:39 0-3 NYR Chris Higgins [2] (Trent Hunter, Mikael Salmivirta)
35:37 0-4 NYR Vaclav Prospal [3] (Sebastien Wannstrom, Jason Arnott)
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49:41 0-5 NYR Brett Clark [1])
59:37 0-6 NYR Simon Gagné [2] (Kimmo Timonen)
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Three stars:
1st: Daniel Larsson
2nd: Vinny Prospal
3rd: Simon Gagne

Farm result: OKC 2 - Connecticut 1

LA 7 - DAL 0
Shots: 35-14 LA
PP: LA - 2/5; DAL - 0/4

00:57 1-0 LA Sidney Crosby [2] (Paul Stastny, Brent Burns)
13:26 2-0 LA Alexander Frolov [4] (Paul Stastny, Denis Grebeshkov)
19:12 3-0 LA Lee Stempniak [2] (Sidney Crosby)PP
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24:08 4-0 LA Alexander Frolov [5] (Chris Kunitz, Brayden Schenn)PP
34:42 5-0 LA Sidney Crosby [3] (Paul Stastny)
36:48 6-0 LA Chris Kunitz [2])
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50:25 7-0 LA Lauri Tukonen [2] (Brent Burns, Vitaly Anikeyenko)
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Three stars:
1st: Jon Quick
2nd: Sidney Crosby
3rd: Alex Frolov

Farm result: Manchester 5 - Texas 0

[Virtual Jarmo]

Cam Fowler's development takes a four-month hit thanks to David Perron. Brian Rafalski takes Tom Kostopoulos out until late March. The Jackets suck.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[Montreal Canadiens]

K resim because that's complete bullshit.

[Jets GM]

so much win in this sim.

edit: #omfgcumaisabeast

[Jungle Cats]

Lose to Islanders - Season Over.

Tonight's shining beacons of hope -

Brandon Archibald is 3-0 in fights this year.
Superstar Nathan Oystrick has 2 takeaways in his season debut.
Petter Granberg hit six dudes and was only a -2.

[CapsGM]

shit...kings are KILLIN it

[TorontoGM]

Hellooooo Kenny Ryan!

[SharksGM]

Sharks are now the only team with a perfect record. Screw the doubters.

All thanks to the 4th line too, go figure. I guess there's some benefit to putting talent there, not just gritty grinders. I'm still waiting for Pavelski and Boyes to make themselves particularly useful.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

WTF Daniel Larsson? I guess giving up just 11 shots is the key.

[Virtual Jarmo]

K resim because that's complete bullshit.

Nothing is more bullshit than my team having 15 shots.

[NashvilleGM]

fucking POWERPLAY.

re-sim kthx

[GM Office Q]

[Montreal Canadiens]

Looks like we got enough votes for a re-sim.

[Calgary.Flames]

Finally killing some penalties. REAL BAD officiating again.

[Kings GM]

Perfect game for the Kings, huge win. Big first start in net for Jon Quick with a 14 saves shutout. The Kings first lines continue to dominate his opponent.

[TorontoGM]

#suckitup