5QF - 6/17/11

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. What would be the proper punishment for the worst of the Vancouver rioters?

2. Best album by (insert favorite band here). Best non-single off said album?

3. When eating Neapolitan ice cream, which flavor do you get the most of?

4. How many times did you have to take your driving test before you passed it?

5. What store do you hate the most that your wife/girlfriend/ex-girlfriend always had to go in?

[Penguin]

1. What would be the proper punishment for the worst of the Vancouver rioters?


2. Best album by (insert favorite band here). Best non-single off said album?

X&Y by Coldplay.

3. When eating Neapolitan ice cream, which flavor do you get the most of?

Never heard about it!

4. How many times did you have to take your driving test before you passed it?

2! The first time I did it I went to turn left at a a green light, but there was cars coming the other way and I didn't even know it was only when the green light is flashing that you can turn left without looking anywhere. The instructor slammed on the breaks and that was it...

5. What store do you hate the most that your wife/girlfriend/ex-girlfriend always had to go in?

LaSenza. I want to bang every girl in the store it's so painfuuuul!

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

1. What would be the proper punishment for the worst of the Vancouver rioters?

I'm not into retribution, but this time....burn their shit down while they watch.

2. Best album by (insert favorite band here). Best non-single off said album?

Album = Pleasure Principle by Gary Numan. Song = "Films."

3. When eating Neapolitan ice cream, which flavor do you get the most of?

Chocolate

4. How many times did you have to take your driving test before you passed it?

First time.

5. What store do you hate the most that your wife/girlfriend/ex-girlfriend always had to go in?

Used to be La Vogue or Laura Ashley. Now it's Craft-Mania.

[NashvilleGM]

3. When eating Neapolitan ice cream, which flavor do you get the most of?

Never heard about it!

DLA NAPOLITAINE - 3 COULEURS.

4. How many times did you have to take your driving test before you passed it?

2! The first time I did it I went to turn left at a a green light, but there was cars coming the other way and I didn't even know it was only when the green light is flashing that you can turn left without looking anywhere. The instructor slammed on the breaks and that was it...

T'ES TU SÉRIEUX HAHAHAHA SICK SHIT BRO !!

[jamesredwings]

Tout le monde sait que Napolitaine a 3 couleurs! J'haîs la rose!

1. lose again next year (but to Habs)
2. Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness althoug I wanted to say Siamese dreams
3. I hate the pink one
4. 2 , the first time the guy told me he wouldn't pass me because I learned at a driving school he didn't like. Never saw that guy again
5. Ever heard of omer Desserre it's a painting/artistic place, looks at everything buys nothing!

[GoJetsGo]

1. What would be the proper punishment for the worst of the Vancouver rioters?
Garnish wages for any damage they caused. Force them to watch Maple Leaf seasons in their entirety for the last decade or so for perspective.

2. Best album by (insert favorite band here). Best non-single off said album?
Break the Cycle by Staind. "Can't Believe"

3. When eating Neapolitan ice cream, which flavor do you get the most of?
Chocolate and avoid the strawberry at all costs.

4. How many times did you have to take your driving test before you passed it?
Passed the first time, with a few points to spare. Lost a few points because I checked my speed in a school zone and the instructor noticed.

5. What store do you hate the most that your wife/girlfriend/ex-girlfriend always had to go in?
Don't have that problem currently. A blessing and a curse.

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. What would be the proper punishment for the worst of the Vancouver rioters?

Seattle Mariners season tickets.

2. Best album by (insert favorite band here). Best non-single off said album?

Pearl Jam's 10. All the singles off that album are incredible in their own way, but for non-single, I'd have to say Porch.

3. When eating Neapolitan ice cream, which flavor do you get the most of?

Vanilla

4. How many times did you have to take your driving test before you passed it?

First time, but I also took it at 21 years old.

5. What store do you hate the most that your wife/girlfriend/ex-girlfriend always had to go in?

Any craft store. Michael's or Pat Catan's. I loathe craft stores. And I have to go to them a lot because she works at a daycare and therefore gets things for the kids to do.

[Jets GM]

1. What would be the proper punishment for the worst of the Vancouver rioters?
I dunno, hook up jumper cables to ballsack/nips?

2. Best album by (insert favorite band here). Best non-single off said album?
Arcade Fire. Neon Bible. Windowsill.

3. When eating Neapolitan ice cream, which flavor do you get the most of?
???

4. How many times did you have to take your driving test before you passed it?
Don't have my full G, but passed my G2 road test first time.

5. What store do you hate the most that your wife/girlfriend/ex-girlfriend always had to go in?
Never really went into any store (or did anything) I didn't want to do. Probably why I'm single .

[Virtual Jarmo]

Do you Canadians not understand Neapolitan because it's not Neapoulitan?

Ice cream, three flavors in one, vanilla, chocolate, strawberry.

[CapsGM]

1. What would be the proper punishment for the worst of the Vancouver rioters?
The public can loot their houses.



2. Best album by (insert favorite band here). Best non-single off said album?




3. When eating Neapolitan ice cream, which flavor do you get the most of?
Strawberry.

4. How many times did you have to take your driving test before you passed it?
Once for the Class 7 (restricted), once for the Class 5 (full). Sadly I had to take the written test for the Learner's license twice.

5. What store do you hate the most that your wife/girlfriend/ex-girlfriend always had to go in?
Roger's Chocolates, because it would make me crave chocolate.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Wtf with the teddy bear in the looting photo above?!? Were 8-year-olds looting?

[GoJetsGo]

I would bet my next paycheck that the Asian youngster above is not a real Canucks fan. The register at the arena is still processing the sale this minute.

*Not an Asian joke, more along the lines of anarchist in sheep's clothing.

[Bruins]

4. How many times did you have to take your driving test before you passed it?
First. Working on this damn real estate exam now for the third time. 2 questions short out of 120 last time finishing 60 minutes early. Talk about frustrating.

[Montreal Canadiens]

Whats funny about the Asian guy is that he couldn't break the windows himself. There's a video on youtube and he goes up and hits the window, and nothing happens, so he just walks back to the crowd....and obviously some other guys were able to do it then he took the picture.

1. Proper Punishment for the rioters?

Honestly, throw them in jail and let them get comfy with bubba. At the very least, give them house arrest.

2. Best Album?

Dark Horse by Nickelback. Best non-single? Well there was only 3 choices, Next go Round, S.E.X., and Just to get high I think? All 3 were good. Just to Get high the best.

3. Eating Neapolitan ice cream, most flavour?

Would be a mix of Chocolate and Vanilla. Strawberry always left out lol.

4. Driving test?

I took my L test once, and my class 7 once because when I was backing into the stall on that part of the test, I went all the way to the parking curb, which was an automatic fail. I took my class five once and passed.

5. Store I hate the most that my girlfriend has to go in........

I don't let her out of the house so no worries there.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

I would bet my next paycheck that the Asian youngster above is not a real Canucks fan. The register at the arena is still processing the sale this minute.

*Not an Asian joke, more along the lines of anarchist in sheep's clothing.

No no. I mean the teddy bear on the floor in the background. Left behind by the "anarchists"?

[TorontoGM]

1. What would be the proper punishment for the worst of the Vancouver rioters?
Life Imprisonment

2. Best album by (insert favorite band here). Best non-single off said album?
Radiohead's "Ok Computer" will always be one of my favorites and I'd say "Electioneering" is the best song.

3. When eating Neapolitan ice cream, which flavor do you get the most of?
I like having all three....

4. How many times did you have to take your driving test before you passed it?
I have never failed cause I have never taken it.

5. What store do you hate the most that your wife/girlfriend/ex-girlfriend always had to go in?
Anything with perfume, shit aint good for my asthma.

[TorontoGM]

And leave poor Jason Li alone, he's gotten enough attention on Facebook.

[TorontoGM]

I would bet my next paycheck that the Asian youngster above is not a real Canucks fan. The register at the arena is still processing the sale this minute.

*Not an Asian joke, more along the lines of anarchist in sheep's clothing.

No no. I mean the teddy bear on the floor in the background. Left behind by the "anarchists"?

You didn't see them burning teddy bears that were hung with hockey sticks?

[GM Office Q]

1. Jail.

2. AC/DC's The Razor's Edge. Best non-single would be Are You Ready.

3. Never tried it, probably would take the chocolate though.

4. First try, luckily. I was driving without snow tires in a freak snow fall in a town where the only snow scraping is basically a dump truck with a blade taped on to it.

5. Three words: "I'll wait here". Probably a reason why I am single.

[SharksGM]

1. Whatever the law says, although it's unfortunate it won't come up with anything amusing like cleaning up the mess they caused by hand.
2. I'll probably just say something nobody's heard of.
3. If I were to get good ice cream of all 3 flavours, I'd choose chocolate or strawberry over vanilla any day. But chocolate and vanilla mixed is nice...
4. Driving what now?
5. None, thankfully.

5. What store do you hate the most that your wife/girlfriend/ex-girlfriend always had to go in?

LaSenza. I want to bang every girl in the store it's so painfuuuul!

Stay classy Bern

[Jungle Cats]

1. I haven't a clue, though with the number of them that were stupid enough to brag about their endeavours... justice will be partially served. I do worry about their utter bullshit 'riot' precipitating ever increasing security measures for legitimate protests under King Steve.

2.

s'all good.

3. Vanilla & Strawberry. Chocolate's just not my thing. And as much as I like dialect-based ribbing (you say 'unnecessary u,' I say etymologically sound u...), a demonym (or whatever it is when it's a food) isn't generally one of those 'tricky' French words that have been cleverly disguised by American English's cleansing.

4. I uh... hmm. I don't drive.

5. On occasion, she needs shoes. Thankfully, we both try to minimize the time spent in those energy-sapping bogs.

[Kings GM]

3. When eating Neapolitan ice cream, which flavor do you get the most of?
Chocolate

4. How many times did you have to take your driving test before you passed it?
First time was the good one

5. What store do you hate the most that your wife/girlfriend/ex-girlfriend always had to go in?
OMER DeSERRES, i hate that store.