April 20, 2014

[Virtual Jarmo]

ANA 6 - SJ 2
Shots: 29-20 ANA
PP: ANA - 0/3; SJ - 0/3

03:28 1-0 ANA Carlo Colaiacovo [1] (Brad Stuart, Evander Kane)
16:59 2-0 ANA Dany Heatley [4] (Brad Stuart)
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21:06 3-0 ANA Zach Budish [2] (Dany Heatley, Henrik Zetterberg)
23:24 3-1 SJ Alexander Radulov [1] (Derek Forbort, Mike Komisarek)
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40:56 4-1 ANA Dany Heatley [5] (Braydon Coburn, Ivan Vishnevskiy)
47:14 5-1 ANA Nikolai Zherdev [2] (Carlo Colaiacovo, Brad Stuart)
50:28 5-2 SJ Erik Cole [1] (Ryan Getzlaf, Niklas Kronwall)
54:45 6-2 ANA Evander Kane [2] (Carlo Colaiacovo, Brad Stuart)
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Three stars:
1st: Dany Heatley
2nd: Brad Stuart
3rd: Carlo Colaiacovo

Anaheim leads best-of-seven Western Conference Quarterfinal 3-0

LA 5 - WPG 3
Shots: 30-21 WPG
PP: LA - 0/3; WPG - 0/7

01:58 0-1 WPG Brad Boyes [1] (Evgeny Artyukhin, Derek Morris)
05:49 1-1 LA David Perron [2] (Sidney Crosby)
09:59 2-1 LA Dustin Brown [1])SH
16:24 2-2 WPG Patrick Eaves [1] (Alex Pietrangelo, Tom Gilbert)
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21:38 3-2 LA Kyle Beach [1] (Vitaly Anikeyenko, Jonathon Merrill)
26:49 3-3 WPG Brooks Laich [3])
28:54 4-3 LA Sidney Crosby [3] (Stephen Johns)
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42:07 5-3 LA David Perron [3] (Matthew Beattie, Stephen Johns)
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Three stars:
1st: David Perron
2nd: Sidney Crosby
3rd: Stephen Johns

Winnipeg leads best-of-seven Western Conference Quarterfinal 2-1


CGY 5 - PHX 4
Shots: 28-19 PHX
PP: CGY - 1/3; PHX - 0/3

01:17 0-1 PHO Brett Connolly [2] (Oliver Ekman-Larsson, Roberto Luongo)
06:11 0-2 PHO Jordan Staal [3] (Vladislav Kartayev, Logan Shaw)
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29:06 1-2 CGY David Krejci [2] (Scott Niedermayer, Dion Phaneuf)
30:54 2-2 CGY Phil Kessel [1])
33:57 3-2 CGY Shawn Matthias [1] (David Krejci, Dion Phaneuf)
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45:44 3-3 PHO Shane Doan [3] (Brett Connolly, Roberto Luongo)
48:01 4-3 CGY Mike Cammalleri [2] (David Krejci, Nikita Filatov)PP
50:06 5-3 CGY Phil Kessel [2] (Andrej Meszaros, Dion Phaneuf)
55:33 5-4 PHO Logan Shaw [1] (Oliver Ekman-Larsson, Mark Alt)SH
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Three stars:
1st: David Krejci
2nd: Phil Kessel
3rd: Logan Shaw

Phoenix leads best-of-seven Western Conference Quarterfinal 2-1

STL 4 - CHI 3 (OT)
Shots: 31-20 STL
PP: STL - 0/1; CHI - 0/4

00:56 1-0 CHI Patrick Sharp [1] (Patrick Kane, Brent Seabrook)
02:13 2-0 CHI Marian Hossa [1] (Petr Straka, Jani Hakanpaa)
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26:26 2-1 STL Dougie Hamilton [1] (Dmitry Kulikov, Marian Gaborik)
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42:28 3-1 CHI Jonathan Toews [2] (Patrick Sharp, Patrick Kane)
45:43 3-2 STL Martin St. Louis [1] (Marian Gaborik, Jeff Skinner)
54:43 3-3 STL Marian Gaborik [1] (Dmitry Kulikov, Martin St. Louis)
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61:15 3-4 STL Tobias Enström [1] (Robyn Regehr, Antero Niittymäki)

Three stars:
1st: Marian Gaborik
2nd: Martin St. Louis
3rd: Dougie Hamilton

St. Louis leads best-of-seven Western Conference Quarterfinal 3-0

[Virtual Jarmo]

Clearly the trade of the year took place on February 2 when Anaheim added Dany Heatley to their playoff run. He adds two more goals to stay atop the playoff scoring race in Anaheim's 6-2 route of the Sharks. The Ducks are one game away from the second round. The Kings get back into their series with the Jets, despite getting outshot 30-21. The Flames are back in business, even though Roberto Luongo now has four assists in the series, meaning that Luongo is tied for 12th in playoff scoring. The Coyotes avoid disaster as Mike Richards's intent-to-injure penalty does not result in an injury. That could have changed the complexion of the series. Unlikely hero Tobias Enstrom puts the Blackhawks on the brink of elimination, proving that Gary Bettman's new system sucks since the Oilers would have given it a much better run.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[Jets GM]

Wow.....

[CapsGM]

[TorontoGM]

He's a fucking all star!

[Edmonton Mike]

I guess he's ok...

[SharksGM]

Ahhhh I'm not even mad

just kidding I'm lots of mad and am gonna trade hella lotta chumps this offseason.

As soon as this ends I'm sending a bunch of young Sharks down to Worcester (in Ferraris, but not wrapped around lampposts).

[SharksGM]

Phew, I just noticed that Vasilevski's morale is still 'very good'. Series saved.

[Montreal Canadiens]

This is an absolutely mind blowing EHM fuck of a playoffs.

[Singin the BLUES]

Ahhhh, gotta love it. Now my top line decides to show up. Great to have the 3-0 series lead BUT anything can happen in EHM. Keep it up boys.

[GoJetsGo]

3-0 vise grip would have been more reassuring, but LA isn't a pushover. Win game four and take care of business at home.

Oh, and MaxPac is back!

[Penguin]

Fucking beauty Heatley taking clapbombs from the hashmarks with a big chew in his mouth and Bacardi water on the bench what an all star

[Jets GM]

Fucking beauty Heatley taking clapbombs from the hashmarks with a big chew in his mouth and Bacardi water on the bench what an all star

One of the greatest things I've read on the internet.

[Singin the BLUES]