February 9, 2013

[Virtual Jarmo]

NJ 5 - LA 2
Shots: 29-26 LA
PP: NJ - 1/5; LA - 0/3

05:06 1-0 NJ Blake Wheeler [14] (Mattias Tedenby, Kris Letang)PP
12:53 1-1 LA Stephen Johns [7] (Shawn Horcoff, Andrew Ladd)
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30:18 2-1 NJ Mattias Tedenby [21] (Travis Zajac, Marc Staal)
34:54 3-1 NJ Tyler Cuma [6] (Evgeni Malkin, Samuel Påhlsson)
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49:16 3-2 LA Vitaly Anikeyenko [2] (Steve Sullivan, Ian Cole)
50:33 4-2 NJ Evgeni Malkin [24] (Ilya Kovalchuk)
51:01 5-2 NJ Kris Letang [4] (Evgeni Malkin, Ilya Kovalchuk)
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Three stars:
1st: Evgeni Malkin
2nd: Mattias Tedenby
3rd: Ilya Kovalchuk

Farm result: Manchester 3 - Albany 1

PHI 6 - EDM 1
Shots: 29-27 EDM
PP: PHI - 3/6; EDM - 0/3

02:26 1-0 PHI Evgeny Grachev [6] (Claude Giroux, Chris Pronger)
17:22 2-0 PHI Bryan Little [9] (Mark Scheifele, Claude Giroux)PP
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23:48 3-0 PHI Julius Junttila [17] (Bryan Little, Jeff Carter)PP
26:52 4-0 PHI Jay Bouwmeester [4] (Bobby Sanguinetti, Claude Giroux)PP
27:57 4-1 EDM Jean-François Jacques [17] (Andrew Cogliano, Riley Nash)
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43:41 5-1 PHI Claude Giroux [12] (Bobby Sanguinetti, Jay Bouwmeester)
55:26 6-1 PHI Steve Ott [3] (Andreas Nödl, Adam Larsson)
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Three stars:
1st: Claude Giroux
2nd: Bryan Little
3rd: Jay Bouwmeester

Farm result: Adirondack 5 - OKC 2

BOS 3 - NYR 1
Shots: 21-18 BOS
PP: BOS - 0/3; NYR - 0/4

no scoring
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37:34 1-0 BOS Joe Colborne [10] (Justin Abdelkader, Alex Tanguay)
38:51 1-1 NYR Dane Byers [2] (David Booth)
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45:25 2-1 BOS Jordan Caron [18] (Milan Lucic, Tuukka Rask)SH
58:48 3-1 BOS Brad Richards [18] (Chuck Kobasew, Denis Grebeshkov) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Jordan Caron
2nd: Joe Colborne
3rd: Brad Richards

Farm result: Providence 3 - Connecticut 1

MTL 3 - TOR 2
Shots: 30-18 MTL
PP: MTL - 2/7; TOR - 2/5

10:16 1-0 MTL Ales Hemsky [17] (Patrik Nemeth, Eric Brewer)
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27:16 1-1 TOR Alexander Galchenyuk [3] (Chad Kolarik, Stanislav Galiev)PP
29:38 1-2 TOR Alexander Semin [22] (Stanislav Galiev, Taylor Hall)PP
39:04 2-2 MTL Andrei Kostitsyn [27] (Ales Hemsky, Antti Niemi)PP
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41:47 3-2 MTL Marc Savard [24] (Luca Sbisa, Dan Boyle)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Ales Hemsky
2nd: Marc Savard
3rd: Andrei Kostitsyn

Farm result: Hamilton 7 - Toronto 4

CGY 3 - OTT 2
Shots: 29-15 CGY
PP: CGY - 1/6; OTT - 0/2

18:21 0-1 CGY Nikolai Zherdev [15] (Sam Gagner, Scott Niedermayer)
19:39 1-1 OTT Joffrey Lupul [19] (Calle Jarnkrok, Jared Cowen)
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27:57 1-2 CGY Nikolai Zherdev [16] (Shawn Matthias, Dion Phaneuf)PP
29:37 1-3 CGY Dion Phaneuf [6] (Phil Kessel)
31:24 2-3 OTT Jared Cowen [2] (Nazem Kadri)SH
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: NIk Zherdev
2nd: Dion Phaneuf
3rd: Jared Cowen

Farm result: Binghamton 4 - Abbotsford 2

TB 3 - NYI 2
Shots: 29-11 TB
PP: TB - 1/8; NYI - 1/3

07:41 0-1 TB Rene Bourque [3] (Tyler Seguin, Cam Fowler)PP
14:08 1-1 NYI Rick Nash [24] (Brandon Dubinsky, Mark Streit)PP
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20:12 2-1 NYI Mason Raymond [8] (Jonathan Ericsson, Petr Zamorsky)
31:39 2-2 TB Dalton Smith [9] (Zach Budish, Cam Fowler)
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47:19 2-3 TB Zach Budish [13] (Dalton Smith)
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Three stars:
1st: Dalton Smith
2nd: Zach Budish
3rd: Cam Fowler

Farm result: Bridgeport 7 - Syracuse 0

WSH 4 - NSH 3 (SO)
Shots: 27-24 WSH
PP: WSH - 1/5; NSH - 2/3

15:03 1-0 WSH Andrei Markov [11] (Olli Jokinen, Jarret Stoll)
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28:26 1-1 NAS Colin Wilson [15] (Simon Gagné, Jean-Pierre Dumont)PP
29:44 1-2 NAS Shea Weber [9] (Simon Gagné, Jean-Pierre Dumont)PP
30:08 2-2 WSH Taylor Pyatt [5] (Olli Jokinen, David Steckel)
35:38 3-2 WSH Andrei Markov [12] (Olli Jokinen, Pavel Datsyuk)PP
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49:24 3-3 NAS Ryan Suter [5] (Shea Weber, Rocco Grimaldi)
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Washington Capitals win 2-1
Washington Capitals - Pavel Datsyuk, miss; Andrei Markov, goal; Zach Paris, goal;
Nashville Predators - Steven Shipley, miss; Dmitri Kugryshev, goal; Simon Gagn, miss;

Three stars:
1st: Olli Jokinen
2nd: Andrei Markov
3rd: Ryan Suter

Farm result: Hershey 5 - Milwaukee 4

MIN 4 - COL 2
Shots: 23-20 MIN
PP: MIN - 0/4; COL - 0/4

15:01 1-0 MIN Kirill Kabanov [18] (Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Ty Rattie)
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32:06 1-1 COL Wojtek Wolski [11] (Kevin Klein, Dennis Wideman)
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44:03 2-1 MIN Nicklas Grossman [3] (Trevor Lewis, Patrick Marleau)
47:43 2-2 COL Filip Forsberg [12] (Matt Duchene, Wojtek Wolski)
56:46 3-2 MIN Kirill Kabanov [19] (Ty Rattie, Trevor Lewis)
59:07 4-2 MIN Kirill Kabanov [20] (Patrik Elias, Patrick Marleau) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Kirill Kabanov
2nd: Wojtek Wolski
3rd: Ty Rattie

Farm result: Houston 4 - LEM 3

PHX 4 - CHI 2
Shots: 24-22 CHI
PP: PHX - 1/3; CHI - 0/3

05:09 0-1 CHI Patrick Kane [18] (Brian Campbell, Duncan Keith)
08:37 1-1 PHO Shane Doan [22] (Brett Connolly)PP
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26:12 2-1 PHO Ed Jovanovski [5] (Joe Basaraba, Alex Grant)
28:01 3-1 PHO Mikkel Boedker [26] (Brett Connolly, Chris Brown)
39:38 3-2 CHI Patrick Sharp [31])
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58:55 4-2 PHO Shane Doan [23] (Ed Jovanovski, Kyle Quincey) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Shane Doan
2nd: Ed Jovanovski
3rd: Brett Connolly

Farm result: Rockford 3 - Portland 0

SJ 3 - ANA 1
Shots: 31-18 SJ
PP: SJ - 1/9; ANA - 0/2

11:41 1-0 SJ Dany Heatley [26] (Jaden Schwartz, Marco Sturm)
18:09 2-0 SJ Ryane Clowe [14] (Ivan Telegin, Jaden Schwartz)PP
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28:18 3-0 SJ Alexander Radulov [25] (Derek Forbort, Ivan Telegin)
32:42 3-1 ANA Evander Kane [13] (Ryan Whitney)SH
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Ryane Clowe
2nd: Dany Heatley
3rd: Alex Radulov

Farm result: Worcester 3 - Norfolk 2

WPG 4 - VAN 1
Shots: 22-17 WPG
PP: WPG - 1/3; VAN - 0/1

no scoring
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27:02 1-0 WPG Patrice Bergeron [16] (Max Pacioretty, Todd Fedoruk)
35:18 1-1 VAN Henrik Sedin [19] (Nicklas Jensen, Shane O'Brien)
35:46 2-1 WPG Brad Boyes [22] (Sean Couturier, Logan Couture)
38:22 3-1 WPG Patrice Bergeron [17] (Jonathan Huberdeau, Alex Pietrangelo)
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48:28 4-1 WPG Brad Boyes [23] (Jonathan Huberdeau, Sean Couturier)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Brad Boyes
2nd: Patrice Bergeron
3rd: Sean Couturier

Farm result: St. John's 2 - Chicago 2

[Virtual Jarmo]

Mark Stuart will miss the next four games for taking out the Rangers' chief trade chip David Booth. Ben Wright was suspended 7 games by EHM for injuring Daniel Carcillo for a month (the suspension stays its length despite our policy; if you'll remember, I lost McIlrath for 11 games for a 1 month injury earlier this year). Eric Brewer will sit a game for taking out somebody (James Wright? Tim Brent?) for 3 weeks.

Sim was done around 10:30. Anything sent after that was not used. I just had to wait to post since the site was down.

Bourne Ultimatum's on. Sorry, no big write-up. Can't miss any of it.

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

[GM Office Q]

really

[Bruins_GM]

Dear team: Way to not lose, shitheads. Good job.
E: HOLY FUCKING PENALTIES, JEEZ

[CapsGM]

zach paris

[TorontoGM]

Eric Brewer will sit a game for taking out somebody (James Wright? Tim Brent?) for 3 weeks.

1. It's Kenny Ryan mother fucker!
2. Did Eric Brewer slide tackle him?(ankle injury)
3. Brewer is lucky Mayfield didn't smash his face in, instead Brewer drops the gloves with Gailev

[Jungle Cats]

"Jets stall out"
"Jets in nosedive"
"Jets not gonna steal my beautiful 8th seed"

all wonderful potential article titles, wasted due to Tom's insistence on winning now and then.

[SharksGM]

Ivan Telegin owns.

And way to talk the talk but drop a turd against the 'Yotes, Femur. Ondrej Pavelec more like Pavesucks.

[Devils_GM]

Got outshot but we get the W

[Calgary.Flames]

Zherdev must be the most overlooked player in EHEC. Low CON?! So what?!

Another great W on the road. Best road team in the league. Keep it up boys.

[Calgary.Flames]

Tootoo fights in his first game as a Flame. I know the coaching staff is going to love this little ball of hate.

[Femur]

And way to talk the talk but drop a turd against the 'Yotes, Femur. Ondrej Pavelec more like Pavesucks.

look, i understand and you have every right to be angry. all i can say is that i did extensive test-sim research before i opened my mouth (figuratively speaking...started typing doesn't carry the proper connotation), but i failed to account for the fact that Dr. Drej exists outside the margin of error. thousand pardons. we'll have'em back to the UC this week and we shall see what we see.

[Parker]

Yeah we will. My road record's pretty ugly. And Tommy Greiss is probably going to start that game, too...

Damnit Anaheim.

[Montreal Canadiens]

Zherdev must be the most overlooked player in EHEC. Low CON?! So what?!

Another great W on the road. Best road team in the league. Keep it up boys.

Best road team in the league? I disagree.

Why are we suspending a guy for a 3 week injury? Especially a guy as shitty as Kenny Ryan?

I expected a bit more lop-sided of a result, but with Niemi in, two points is two points, and puts us back on top in the East.

Bjugstad 9 game point streak is over.

[Calgary.Flames]

Best road team in the league? I disagree.

Why would you argue with statistics? 16-6-2 is the best road record in EHEC whether you like it or not.

Why are we suspending a guy for a 3 week injury? Especially a guy as shitty as Kenny Ryan?

Because that's what's written in the rulebook.

[Parker]

McIlrath is a repeat offender, I guess? Who else did he take out? I'm too lazy to check.

[Virtual Jarmo]

McIlrath is a repeat offender, I guess? Who else did he take out? I'm too lazy to check.

Nobody. Was just saying that EHM threw the book at him and I dealt with it.

[Parker]

Nobody. Was just saying that EHM threw the book at him and I dealt with it.

Oh, a game-generated suspension.

[GoJetsGo]

"Jets stall out"
"Jets in nosedive"
"Jets not gonna steal my beautiful 8th seed"

all wonderful potential article titles, wasted due to Tom's insistence on winning now and then.

We can both make it, I just have to steal Boston's spot.

[Parker]

Zherdev must be the most overlooked player in EHEC. Low CON?! So what?!

He's alright, but he's no Radek Bonk.

[NashvilleGM]

Zherdev must be the most overlooked player in EHEC. Low CON?! So what?!

He's alright, but he's no Radek Bonk.

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[Commish Bub(NYR)]

Welcome to the off-season, Mr. Booth.