November 23, 2011

[Virtual Jarmo]

BOS 4 - BUF 1
Shots: 22-15 BOS
PP: BOS - 1/4; BUF - 1/4

07:43 1-0 BUF Tim Connolly [2] (Ryan Johansen, Mike Weber)PP
11:14 1-1 BOS Tomas Fleischmann [9] (David Krejci, Phil Kessel)
15:51 1-2 BOS Tomas Fleischmann [10] (Milan Lucic, Dennis Wideman)PP
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39:42 1-3 BOS Phil Kessel [9] (Milan Lucic)
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46:23 1-4 BOS Jordan Caron [3] (Greg Nemisz, Jamie Langenbrunner)
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Three stars:
1st: Tomas Fleischmann
2nd: Phil Kessel
3rd: Milan Lucic

Farm result: Rochester 2 - Providence 2

CBJ 3 - NJ 1
Shots: 36-16 CBJ
PP: CBJ - 0/6; NJ - 1/4

16:48 0-1 CBS Joonas Donskoi [6] (David Backes, Jakub Voracek)
18:06 1-1 NJ Dainius Zubrus [3] (Brian Rolston, Travis Zajac)PP
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no scoring
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49:56 1-2 CBS Rick Nash [6] (Derick Brassard, Scott Niedermayer)
58:37 1-3 CBS David Backes [11]) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Jooooooooooooooooooonas Donskoi
2nd: David Backes
3rd: Rick Nash

Farm result: Albany 3 - Springfield 1

PHI 4 - NYI 3 (SO)
Shots: 27-23 PHI
PP: PHI - 0/7; NYI - 1/2

15:33 1-0 NYI Maxim Kitsyn [1] (Brad Richards, Kyle Calder)PP
17:44 1-1 PHI Jeff Carter [10] (Julius Junttila, Daniel Brière)
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28:14 1-2 PHI Julius Junttila [7] (Claude Giroux, Braydon Coburn)
36:44 2-2 NYI Mark Bell [1] (Brad Richards)
39:01 2-3 PHI Jeff Carter [11] (Daniel Brière)
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58:51 3-3 NYI Jesse Joensuu [2] (Maxim Kitsyn, Jonathan Tavares) WG
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Philadelphia Flyers win 2-0
New York Islanders - Jonathan Tavares, miss; Trevor Smith, miss;
Philadelphia Flyers - Jeff Carter, goal; Chris Pronger, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Jeff Carter
2nd: Maxim Kitsyn
3rd: Julius Junttila

Farm result: Bridgeport 5 - Adirondack 1

PIT 2 - STL 1
Shots: 27-21 PIT
PP: PIT - 0/4; STL - 0/3

01:22 1-0 PIT Cody Hodgson [7])
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25:45 2-0 PIT Milan Michalek [6] (Simon Despres)
31:42 2-1 STL Marian Gaborik [11] (Martin St. Louis)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Cody Hodgson
2nd: Milan Michalek
3rd: Jonas Gustavsson

Farm result: WBS 4 - Peoria 0

WPG 3 - WSH 1
Shots: 23-17 WPG
PP: WPG - 0/2; WSH - 0/1

16:34 0-1 WPG Martin Havlat [5] (Brian Rafalski, Joe Colborne)
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30:45 0-2 WPG Marty Reasoner [1] (Daymond Langkow, Keaton Ellerby)
32:14 0-3 WPG Matt Stajan [5] (Martin Havlat, Brian Rafalski)
36:15 1-3 WSH Taylor Pyatt [5] (Brian Boyle, Zbynek Michalek)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Martin Havlat
2nd: Marty Reasoner
3rd: Matt Stajan

Farm result: Hershey 3 - St. John's 2

CAR 3 - MTL 2
Shots: 25-19 CAR
PP: CAR - 1/6; MTL - 1/4

06:54 0-1 MTL Evgeny Kuznetsov [6] (Ales Hemsky, Paul Kariya)PP
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26:41 1-1 CAR Brandon Sutter [10] (Dustin Penner, Teemu Pulkkinen)
37:16 1-2 MTL Ales Hemsky [8] (Marc Savard, John Madden)
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48:55 2-2 CAR Eric Staal [12] (Mikko Koivu, Joni Pitkänen)PP
53:41 3-2 CAR Eric Staal [13] (Mikko Koivu, Joni Pitkänen)
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Three stars:
1st: Eric Staal
2nd: Mikko Koivu
3rd: Brandon Sutter

Farm result: Charlotte 5 - Hamilton 1

DET 5 - CGY 3
Shots: 38-27 CGY
PP: DET - 1/6; CGY - 2/6

08:22 0-1 CGY Bryan Little [6] (Mark Streit)
12:34 0-2 CGY Kris Letang [2] (Marc-Édouard Vlasic, Shawn Matthias)PP
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20:27 1-2 DET Patrik Elias [6] (Alex Grant, R.J. Umberger)
35:48 2-2 DET R.J. Umberger [7] (Patrik Elias, Mike Green)
39:57 2-3 CGY Jussi Jokinen [4] (Valtteri Filppula, Shawn Matthias)PP
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42:11 3-3 DET Boyd Devereaux [1] (John Mitchell, Jared Staal)
50:27 4-3 DET Mike Richards [13] (Corey Perry, Jared Staal)
59:46 5-3 DET Patrik Elias [7] (Nikolai Zherdev)PP EN
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Three stars:
1st: Patrik Elias
2nd: Mike Richards
3rd: RJ Umberger

Farm result: Abbotsford 3 - GR 1

NYR 4 - FLA 2
Shots: 23-22 FLA
PP: NYR - 0/2; FLA - 2/6

18:29 1-0 FLA Keith Ballard [2] (Loui Eriksson, Michal Repík)PP
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27:32 1-1 NYR Trent Hunter [2] (Mikael Salmivirta, Marc Staal)
34:16 1-2 NYR Mikael Salmivirta [2] (Brian Sutherby, Jim Slater)
34:52 1-3 NYR Jim Slater [3] (Rostislav Klesla, Marc Staal)
38:31 1-4 NYR Artem Anisimov [9] (Michael Del Zotto, Marc Staal)
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45:03 2-4 FLA Jiri Hudler [3] (Pavol Demitra, Michael Frolík)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Jim Slater
2nd: Mikael Salmivirta
3rd: Marc Staal

Farm result: Connecticut 6 - SA 2

NSH 3 - MIN 2 (OT)
Shots: 33-14 NSH
PP: NSH - 1/7; MIN - 1/4

16:25 0-1 NAS Steve Sullivan [5] (Colin Wilson)PP
19:05 1-1 MIN Nik Antropov [6] (Kirill Kabanov, Colton Gillies)
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21:39 1-2 NAS Dmitri Kugryshev [5] (Jean-Pierre Dumont, Martin Erat)
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59:12 2-2 MIN Colton Gillies [6] (Kirill Kabanov, Nik Antropov)PP WG
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62:57 2-3 NAS Dmitri Kugryshev [6] (Ryan Ellis, Ryan Suter)

Three stars:
1st: Dmitri Kugryshev
2nd: JP Dumont
3rd: Nik Antropov

Farm result: Milwaukee 8 - Houston 4

LA 2 - DAL 1 (SO)
Shots: 24-19 DAL
PP: LA - 0/2; DAL - 0/0

no scoring
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no scoring
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49:17 1-0 DAL Alex Tanguay [8] (Nathan Horton, Steve Bernier)
52:16 1-1 LA Dustin Brown [5] (Brent Burns, Denis Grebeshkov)
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no scoring
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Shootout
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Los Angeles Kings win 3-2
Dallas Stars - Nathan Horton, goal; David Booth, miss; Alex Tanguay, goal; Scott Gomez, miss;
Los Angeles Kings - Paul Stastny, goal; Alexander Frolov, miss; Sidney Crosby, goal; Dustin Brown, goal;

Three stars:
1st: Jon Quick
2nd: Dustin Brown
3rd: Alex Tanguay

Farm result: Manchester 6 - Texas 2

ANA 4 - PHX 2
Shots: 20-17 ANA
PP: ANA - 0/2; PHX - 0/2

no scoring
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30:33 1-0 PHO Tomas Kaberle [4] (Lauri Korpikoski, Daniel Winnik)
36:15 1-1 ANA Ryan Johnson [1] (Jason Ward, Tyler Kennedy)
37:33 2-1 PHO Vladislav Kartayev [4] (Oliver Ekman-Larsson, Tomas Kaberle)
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46:08 2-2 ANA Logan MacMillan [5] (Nikita Filatov, Ivan Vishnevskiy)
48:48 2-3 ANA Evander Kane [6] (Nikita Filatov, Brian Gionta)
59:57 2-4 ANA Ryan Whitney [4] (Evander Kane)SH EN
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Three stars:
1st: Nikita Filatov
2nd: Evander Kane
3rd: Ryan Johnson

Farm result: Portland 3 - Syracuse 3

COL 6 - VAN 3
Shots: 32-27 COL
PP: COL - 1/2; VAN - 1/5

01:34 1-0 COL Andy McDonald [9] (Brooks Orpik, John-Michael Liles)
09:07 1-1 VAN Jere Lehtinen [4] (Shane O'Brien, Henrik Sedin)
17:37 2-1 COL Zach Parisé [9] (Andy McDonald)PP
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25:02 3-1 COL Scottie Upshall [6] (Kris Versteeg, Barret Jackman)
26:22 3-2 VAN Ryan Kesler [9] (Jordan Schroeder, Evan Oberg)PP
32:48 4-2 COL Gabriel Landeskog [3] (Andy McDonald)
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45:08 4-3 VAN Mike Cammalleri [5] (Brenden Morrow)
50:58 5-3 COL Scottie Upshall [7] (Zach Parisé, Rob Blake)
57:57 6-3 COL Rob Blake [4] (Brooks Orpik, Andy McDonald)
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Three stars:
1st: Andy McDonald
2nd: Scottie Upshall
3rd: Gabriel Landeskog

Farm result: LEM 5 - Chicago 2

CHI 3 - SJ 1
Shots: 27-26 CHI
PP: CHI - 0/4; SJ - 0/2

13:25 1-0 SJ Joe Thornton [3] (Dany Heatley, Niklas Kronwall)
17:22 1-1 CHI Brian Ward [8] (Patrick Kane, Patrick Sharp)
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30:49 1-2 CHI Marian Hossa [7] (Patrick Kane, Brian Ward)
31:18 1-3 CHI Marian Hossa [8] (Niklas Hjalmarsson, Chris Drury)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Marian Hossa
2nd: Ondrej Pavelec
3rd: Brian Ward

Farm result: Worcester 2 - Rockford 1

[Virtual Jarmo]

Mike Komisarek will miss the next three games with a suspension for injuring Brandon Prust for what could be the rest of the year for the Winnipeg Jets. Jeff Halpern will miss a couple months as a result of a penalty-filled affair between the victorious Jackets and the Devils. da Hawks win. Every team in the Central gets a point tonight. LA and Philly are victors as a result of the skills competition while the Avalanche aren't bad tonight en route to beating the Canucks. The Rangers will enjoy some of the snatch that FLA has to offer as we enter the American Thanksgiving holiday and a day off for yours truly.

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[GM Office Q]

[SharksGM]

I saw this coming when the test sims had an .800 point percentage and a combined score of 88-55 in my favour. Fuck that noise. Why does one of Nabokov or the offense have to alternate shitting the bed instead of being efficient and doing it in the same game?

And of course former Sharks Coyle, Joslin & Malhotra all have solid games while Barker and Skille are lazy bums.

[CapsGM]

[Montreal Canadiens]

I guess the 3 trap lines doesn't work.......

[GoJetsGo]

Always wanted to use this one.. (minus the Prust injury)

[AnaheimGM]

2 wins in 2 games since Getzlaf trades! Go Kane Go!

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

[Parker]

Jesus Christ, what a gay fucking game that was. We can beat a bunch of decent teams on the road but can't compete against an also-ran like Anaheim in our own house? Fuck you, Bryzgalov, you stupid cocksucker.

No offense, Anaheim.