March 15, 2011

[Virtual Jarmo]

CAR 4 - BUF 1
Shots: 31-22 CAR
PP: CAR - 2/3; BUF - 1/2

08:43 0-1 CAR Chad LaRose [14] (Casey Borer)
11:49 0-2 CAR Joe Corvo [10] (Jussi Jokinen, Zach Boychuk)PP
17:47 1-2 BUF Thomas Vanek [34] (Kristian Huselius, Drew Stafford)PP
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25:38 1-3 CAR Ray Whitney [28] (Eric Staal, Tuomo Ruutu)
31:36 1-4 CAR Jussi Jokinen [10] (Zach Boychuk, Mikko Koivu)PP
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Jussi Jokinen
2nd: Justin Peters
3rd: Tuomo Ruutu

Farm result: Portland 2 - Charlotte 0

NJ 4 - ATL 3
Shots: 27-21 NJ
PP: NJ - 2/9; ATL - 1/1

01:12 0-1 ATL Todd White [20] (Brandon Gormley, Alex Pietrangelo)
15:23 1-1 NJ Travis Zajac [30] (Riku Helenius)
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27:25 2-1 NJ Travis Zajac [31] (Cam Fowler, Ilya Kovalchuk)PP
29:53 3-1 NJ Ilya Kovalchuk [44] (Mattias Tedenby, Cam Fowler)
32:08 3-2 ATL Derek Forbort [1] (Alex Pietrangelo, Joe Colborne)
36:25 3-3 ATL Alex Pietrangelo [5] (Joe Colborne, Bryan Little)PP
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48:31 4-3 NJ Ilya Kovalchuk [45] (Travis Zajac, Mattias Tedenby)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Travis Zajac
2nd: Ilya Kovalchuk
3rd: Mattias Tedenby

Farm result: Albany 3 - Chicago 1

NYR 4 - NYI 1
Shots: 27-20 NYR
PP: NYR - 1/3; NYI - 1/1

06:57 1-0 NYR Ryan McDonagh [4] (Brett Clark, Chris Drury)PP
13:04 1-1 NYI Jeff Tambellini [5] (Josh Bailey, Alex Goligoski)PP
19:23 2-1 NYR Ryan Callahan [9] (Chris Higgins, Marc Staal)
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39:02 3-1 NYR Artem Anisimov [26] (Chris Drury, Patrick Marleau)
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44:36 4-1 NYR Pat Rissmiller [6] (Chris Higgins, Marc Staal)
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Three stars:
1st: Chris Higgins
2nd: Pat Rissmiller
3rd: Artem Anisimov

Farm result: Hartford 7 - Bridgeport 2

CBJ 7 - BOS 1
Shots: 30-17 CBJ
PP: CBJ - 2/2; BOS - 0/3

03:48 1-0 CBS Ryan Smyth [14] (David Backes, Joonas Donskoi)PP
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27:53 2-0 CBS Jakub Voracek [23] (David Backes, Jochen Hecht)
28:43 2-1 BOS David Krejci [30] (Milan Lucic, Jamie Langenbrunner)
29:47 3-1 CBS Derick Brassard [19] (Joonas Donskoi, Shaone Morrisonn)
36:18 4-1 CBS Rick Nash [30] (Derick Brassard, John Moore)PP
39:53 5-1 CBS John Moore [6] (Mike Fisher, Shaone Morrisonn)
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49:42 6-1 CBS Samuel Påhlsson [6] (Ryan Smyth, Nicklas Grossman)
51:17 7-1 CBS Rick Nash [31] (Jakub Voracek, David Backes)
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Three stars:
1st: Rick Nash
2nd: David Backes
3rd: Sami Pahlsson

Farm result: Springfield 4 - Providence 3

WSH 3 - MTL 1
Shots: 33-9 WSH
PP: WSH - 0/4; MTL - 1/2

15:44 1-0 MTL Bobby Ryan [18] (Pavol Demitra, Ales Hemsky)PP
18:25 1-1 WSH Alexander Ovechkin [32] (Andrei Markov, Karl Alzner)
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23:19 1-2 WSH Mike Green [10] (Jarret Stoll)
28:41 1-3 WSH Jarret Stoll [19] (Mike Green, Mike Komisarek)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Alexander Ovechkin
2nd: Jarret Stoll
3rd: Mike Green

Farm result: Hershey 2 - Hamilton 2

PIT 2 - OTT 1
Shots: 39-18 PIT
PP: PIT - 1/4; OTT - 0/0

14:58 1-0 OTT Alex Kovalev [26] (Brian Lee)
18:19 1-1 PIT Colby Armstrong [16] (Shawn Matthias, Eric Tangradi)
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35:35 1-2 PIT Nick Bjugstad [6] (Cody Hodgson, Kris Letang)PP
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Colby Armstrong
2nd: Nick Bjugstad
3rd: Eric Tangradi

Farm result: WBS 1 - Binghamton 0

PHI 4 - FLA 1
Shots: 30-23 PHI
PP: PHI - 1/4; FLA - 0/2

10:34 0-1 PHI Ian Laperriere [7] (Wade Redden, Bobby Sanguinetti)
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26:24 0-2 PHI Daniel Brière [26] (Sean Avery, Jeff Carter)PP
29:09 0-3 PHI Mike Richards [25] (Daniel Brière)
31:59 1-3 FLA Jiri Hudler [14] (Stephen Weiss, Mikael Granlund)
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49:28 1-4 PHI Mike Richards [26] (Daniel Brière, Ian Laperriere)
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Three stars:
1st: Daniel Briere
2nd: Mike Richards
3rd: Ian Laperriere

Farm result: Rochester 2 - Adirondack 1

LA 3 - NSH 2
Shots: 27-14 LA
PP: LA - 1/4; NSH - 0/2

02:36 1-0 NAS Jean-Pierre Dumont [5] (Jonathon Blum)
19:11 1-1 LA Alexander Frolov [32] (Sidney Crosby, Patrik Elias)
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31:08 1-2 LA Alexander Frolov [33] (Sidney Crosby, Patrik Elias)PP
34:43 1-3 LA Dwight King [10] (Dustin Brown, Paul Stastny)
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54:35 2-3 NAS Colin Wilson [6] (Jean-Pierre Dumont, David Legwand)
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Three stars:
1st: Alexander Frolov
2nd: Sidney Crosby
3rd: JP Dumont

Farm result: Manchester 3 - Milwaukee 1

SJ 4 - DAL 2
Shots: 27-18 SJ
PP: SJ - 2/6; DAL - 0/0

19:46 0-1 SJ Erik Cole [22] (Ryane Clowe, Joe Pavelski)PP
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27:56 1-1 DAL Nathan Horton [20] (James Neal, Mathieu Carle)
29:23 1-2 SJ Logan Couture [22] (Alexei Ponikarovsky, Ryane Clowe)
30:43 1-3 SJ Alexander Radulov [29] (Dany Heatley, Joe Thornton)PP
33:26 2-3 DAL Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson [21] (Scott Gomez, Jaroslav Spacek)
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58:57 2-4 SJ Joe Pavelski [24] (Pavel Kubina, Michal Rozsival) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Logan Couture
2nd: Joe Pavelski
3rd: Alex Ponikarovsky

Farm result: Worcester 3 - Texas 1

PHX 3 - CGY 2
Shots: 18-17 PHX
PP: PHX - 0/2; CGY - 1/3

16:37 0-1 PHO Brett Connolly [13] (Jordan Staal)
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32:08 1-1 CGY Mark Streit [22] (Evgeni Malkin, Hugo Carpentier)
36:11 1-2 PHO Shane Doan [41] (Ed Jovanovski, Oliver Ekman-Larsson)
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45:53 1-3 PHO Shane Doan [42] (Brett Connolly, Sergei Gonchar)
48:04 2-3 CGY Valtteri Filppula [20] (Marco Sturm, Mark Giordano)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Take a wild guess
2nd: Brett Connolly
3rd: Jordan Staal

Farm result: Abbotsford 3 - SA 2

[Montreal Canadiens]

What's the point anymore.

[Virtual Jarmo]

One hell of a night in EHEC tonight, boys, as I'm filling in for Nick who is ill (not the cool kind of ill). First, Jason Spezza gets a six game suspension for taking Nick Bjugstad out until basically next training camp. Los Angeles gets hit with the injury bug yet again with Paul Stastny out until mid-May. Shane Doan racks up his 897th first star of the night, setting a new personal record for goals scored in a season. My Jackets rick roll the Bruins, while Washington holds the Habs to a whopping nine shots on goal. Philadelphia takes care of Florida, Carolina takes care of Buffalo as nobody wants that final Eastern Conference playoff spot. Femur somehow wins despite not playing tonight.

All that and a whole lot more here: http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

[SharksGM]

Nice to pick up 3 points on a tough back-to-back on the road. 2/6 on the PP and 0/0 on the PK is fantabulous.

-Joe Pavelski has marked a new career high in points with 60 points.

Way to cost me a zillion dollars in bonuses, mini Joe!

[CapsGM]

What's the point anymore.

[Virtual Jarmo]

Can't believe that I didn't notice that Nash had gone 10 games without a goal. Glad to see he removed his head from his ass.

[Montreal Canadiens]

That 9 shots was at home too, good showing for the hometown crowd.

[Penguin]

Bjugstad for the year, eh? I'm sure it's the virus...

CALICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[FlamesGM]

Good to see Sturm finally get a point... I guess. Low shots, could have gone either way so I guess it's a step towards being a proper team again... Don't want this divisional lead to slip away though.

[CapsGM]

Good to see Sturm finally get a point... I guess. Low shots, could have gone either way so I guess it's a step towards being a proper team again... Don't want this divisional lead to slip away though.

my heart bleeds for your 13-point divisional lead

[Parker]

You can't stop Doan. He's like Mike Jones. Except he doesn't need a shotgun.

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

By fighting John Erskine, Josh Bailey received his first PIMs of the year. (The fight was a draw. )

[Commish Bub(NYR)]

What's the point anymore.

Hey, cheer up. Send me some draft picks and I'll start Larsson against you on Friday.

[Virtual Jarmo]

He's like Mike Jones.

Who?

[GM Office Q]

He's like Mike Jones.

Who?

Mike Jones.

[Virtual Jarmo]

He's like Mike Jones.

Who?

Mike Jones.

Can he be reached at 281-330-8004?

[Montreal Canadiens]

What's the point anymore.

Hey, cheer up. Send me some draft picks and I'll start Larsson against you on Friday.

As appealing as that is, if we somehow, someway came away with that win, we would then turn around and completely shit the bed against the next 6 teams before finally winning another game and completing the cycle all over again.