March 16, 2026

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- CHI double up on NYR, who can't control the stylings of Duncan Siemens. Also Zach the happy gets into a bunch of fights because he probably injured someone on the Hawsk a while ago.
- Lucas Raymond leads EDM to a 3-1 over NYI.
- NJD's Vande Sompel and Hirvonen each score 2+2 as they dumpster CBS 8-3, despite the ultimately unproductive goalie pull.
- OTT's PP gives them a 3-1 lead over LA after the first - actually, basically 3 PP goals as the first goal was scored just four seconds after Matt Tkachuk came out of box for a penalty he took just 12 seconds into the game - but TayTay and Filip Zadina tie things up and OT brings nothing but another Tkachuk penalty.
- CAR beat WAS 1-0 in an extremely boring game that featured 1 PP with 0 shots.
- Free of the anchor that was Nazem Kadri, TOR score 5 goals on a stinky Yaro Askarov despite going just 33% on challenges. Jake Sanderson finally ended his 58 game goal drought and Luke Schenn The Human Eraser's SJ debut is a, let's see, team-worst -3, 0 hits 0 takeaways and a 6 rating. GJ GG.

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For funsies, checking out some Canes stats in 2026 only:

Nazar: 38P in 33GP
Caufield: 24P in 33GP
Kane: 17P in 33GP
Suzuki: 12P in 32GP
Dvorsky: 15P in 33GP
Pastujov: 18P in 31GP
Roy: 16P in 32GP
Ritchie: 14P in 33GP
Stromgren: 8P in 27GP

Thanks, "first line center" and Team Canada star Nick Suzuki.

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Wtf was that? Ehhhh sometimes you gotta play playoff hockey I guess. Apologize for nothing.