5QF - 10/15/10

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. What is the most thoughtful gift that you have ever given somebody else?

2. Tell us the best joke you've ever heard.

3. There's a blue pen and a black pen exactly the same distance apart. Which color do you use?

4. What stupid fad did you get in to as a kid and look back at now and say "damn, that was lame"?

5. What is your favorite movie of the movies that have won the Oscar for Best Picture? http://www.oscars.org/awards/academyawa ... index.html

[Parker]

1. Cash.

2. A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies that he doesn't, so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

3. Blue.

4. I had a rat tail that was over six inches long.

5. Looking over that list I can barely believe some of the garbage that has won Best Picture, especially in recent years. I have a hard time choosing between Gladiator, Forrest Gump, and American Beauty.

[Virtual Jarmo]

1. What is the most thoughtful gift that you have ever given somebody else?

Last Christmas, I gave my fiancee tickets to see Fiddler on the Roof, her favorite musical. I thought I would hate it and want to kill myself the whole time. It was actually quite good.

2. Tell us the best joke you've ever heard.

Q: How do you get a (Univ. of) Michigan fan to stop masturbating?
A: Paint his dick scarlet & grey so then he can't beat it.

3. There's a blue pen and a black pen exactly the same distance apart. Which color do you use?

Black.

4. What stupid fad did you get in to as a kid and look back at now and say "damn, that was lame"?

Pokemon cards, beanie babies (when I was 7 or 8), and pogs. Pogs were supposed to be the next big thing. I also have some Crazy Bones, if anybody remembers those.

5. What is your favorite movie of the movies that have won the Oscar for Best Picture?

Either Forrest Gump or Schindler's List. I haven't seen The Hurt Locker just yet, but I've heard it's outstanding.

[Jungle Cats]

1. I fail at this constantly. I try, but I fail.
2. "My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck’s really goin on down there? Who is the real hero?"
3. Black
4. I still marvel at the ability of hockey card makers to sell pieces of paper for 5 bucks a pack... you can't even play some stupid game with them like Magic (although I do recall trying).
5. Almost any of the winners from the 70s - Godfathers 1&2, Annie Hall, The Deer Hunter, the Sting...

[Penguin]

1. What is the most thoughtful gift that you have ever given somebody else?

My problem is I think that the best gifts are the most expensive gifts! I just got the girlfriend a Tiffany & Co bracelet for 300$.

2. Tell us the best joke you've ever heard.

Parker's joke. LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

3. There's a blue pen and a black pen exactly the same distance apart. Which color do you use?

BLUE

4. What stupid fad did you get in to as a kid and look back at now and say "damn, that was lame"?

POKEMON CARDS. If my mom would have put that money into a secret savings account, I'd have a fucking Range Rover instead of a holographic Charizard...

5. What is your favorite movie of the movies that have won the Oscar for Best Picture?

Lotsof great choices, but I'll go with Titanic!

[Jets GM]

1. What is the most thoughtful gift that you have ever given somebody else? I'm actually pretty decent at gift giving. When I worked at a bank, there was this girl there that I became friends with. We would play Tetris all day at work, and one day she asked for the URL site and said "isn't it vivalatetris.com?". It became a huge catchphrase, and I got a t-shirt made that said "Viva la Tetris!" with some tetris pieces on it for bday.

2. Tell us the best joke you've ever heard. Most jokes I hear in person suck, so I'll just say any Dave Chappele(sp) act.

3. There's a blue pen and a black pen exactly the same distance apart. Which color do you use? Neither, I continue my search for a pink one.

4. What stupid fad did you get in to as a kid and look back at now and say "damn, that was lame"? Pokemon.

5. What is your favorite movie of the movies that have won the Oscar for Best Picture? American Beauty, but honorable mention to La vita è bella (Life is Beautiful) which won Best Foreign Language Film in 99.

[SharksGM]

4. I still marvel at the ability of hockey card makers to sell pieces of paper for 5 bucks a pack... you can't even play some stupid game with them like Magic (although I do recall trying).

You can all kinds of games with hockey cards, but you have to be young and have an imagination or it would probably be boring. And like you of course I tried.

But now what kid would ever bother over playing NHL 11?

[GoJetsGo]

1. What is the most thoughtful gift that you have ever given somebody else?

I had a sterling silver bracelet engraved for my girlfriend in high school. Fourteen year old me has more game than present day me.

2. Tell us the best joke you've ever heard.

What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and Simba?

One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' African.

3. There's a blue pen and a black pen exactly the same distance apart. Which color do you use?

Black.

4. What stupid fad did you get in to as a kid and look back at now and say "damn, that was lame"?

Pokemon as well. Played the card game a bit too much. As PIT said if I had that money back and saved..

5. What is your favorite movie of the movies that have won the Oscar for Best Picture?

Crash may be the only one I have seen in its entirety. Didn't care for the Godfather, it was insisting.