New old wild Minnesota Wild GM

[SharksGM]

Please welcome back Zaq Haslam (Wiild) as the new GM of the Minnesota Wild. You may remember him from such Florida Panthers-related gonzo journalism pieces as all of these.

Nicholas, you will go down in the annals of history as one of the interim GMs.

[NYRNYRNYR]

Please welcome back Zaq Haslam (Wiild) as the new GM of the Minnesota Wild. You may remember him from such Florida Panthers-related gonzo journalism pieces as all of these.

Nicholas, you will go down in the annals of history as one of the interim GMs.

Without me you'd be exactly as you are. You're welcome

[Wiild]

Hiya.

Older, not particularly wiser, vaguely optimistic about making the playoffs more than once in six years, slightly amazed at any other old timers still kicking around, decidedly less likely to wander off into a swamp to find and clone the rare ghost orchid, humbled by the notion of having to re-learn the decade or so of accumulated EHM knowledge I've since jettisoned... happy to be here, press release to follow.

[TorontoGM]

Welcome back

Your articles were always a fun read

[Bernyhawks]

Zaq!!

[Wiild]

Bern, you ol' so and so.

[Bernyhawks]

I’ll give you 1 month before I send you a terrible offer every week

[SensGM]

I’ll give you 1 month before I send you a terrible offer every week