1. Anybody actually give a shit about the NBA lockout?
2. Guess Femur's weight.
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in...
5QF - 10/14/11
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5QF - 10/14/11
Adam Burke
Former Commissioner, Current Jackets GM and Owner of Eastside's Hockey Elite Collide
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Penguin
Re: 5QF - 10/14/11
1. Nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Commissioner (CBJ) wrote:1. Anybody actually give a shit about the NBA lockout?
2. Guess Femur's weight.
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in...
2. 230pds on the dot.
3. (Please specifie question!)
4. Kiefer Sutherland. Jack Bauer NEVER dies.
5. (Please specifie question!)
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Montreal Canadiens
Re: 5QF - 10/14/11
1. Anybody actually give a shit about the NBA lockout?
Fuck no! lol.
2. Guess Femur's weight.
220? I dont know never seen the guy.
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
None. He has to walk down the street to the beer store, then he's a man.
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?
Both. Kiefer Sutherland would prevent both trains from colliding into anything. All would be safe besides the muslim who started the whole trains heading towards each other.
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in...
What the fuck? To the pub? This is not even a question.
Fuck no! lol.
2. Guess Femur's weight.
220? I dont know never seen the guy.
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
None. He has to walk down the street to the beer store, then he's a man.
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?
Both. Kiefer Sutherland would prevent both trains from colliding into anything. All would be safe besides the muslim who started the whole trains heading towards each other.
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in...
What the fuck? To the pub? This is not even a question.
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Re: 5QF - 10/14/11
1. Nope
2. 235
3. When he can walk his own, confidently with purpose.
4. Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland, because surely a high impact train wreck death is better then being stuck on a train with Vin Diesel.
5. there is an old man sittin' next to me, making love to his tonic and gin
2. 235
3. When he can walk his own, confidently with purpose.
4. Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland, because surely a high impact train wreck death is better then being stuck on a train with Vin Diesel.
5. there is an old man sittin' next to me, making love to his tonic and gin
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Femur
Re: 5QF - 10/14/11
1. Anybody actually give a shit about the NBA lockout?
yes; i want to see Kyrie Irving play for the Cavs.
2. Guess Femur's weight.
thanks Adam. the correct answer has been posted already
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
42!
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?
i am outta touch here. if the question had been Chuck Norris, Claude Van Damme, and Stephan Segal i would be in better position to get it right
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in...
also correctly answered above
yes; i want to see Kyrie Irving play for the Cavs.
2. Guess Femur's weight.
thanks Adam. the correct answer has been posted already
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
42!
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?
i am outta touch here. if the question had been Chuck Norris, Claude Van Damme, and Stephan Segal i would be in better position to get it right
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in...
also correctly answered above
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Re: 5QF - 10/14/11
1. Anybody actually give a shit about the NBA lockout?
Nope. Not in the slightest. Except it tightens the betting lines for college basketball.
2. Guess Femur's weight.
Drinking: Light
Wrestling: Heavy
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
One.
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?
Simple. The answer is the train with Stephen Hawking. He is the master of space and time. He would miraculously get out of his chair, speak for himself, and the entire universe would stop. He would then put the other train in reverse, get to where he's going, and then watch the other train fall into a black hole just for pissing him off.
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in. There's an old man sittin' next to me, makin' love to his tonic & gin.
I'm ashamed that it took three responses to get the next line to Billy Joel's Piano Man. Props to you, Justin.
He says 'Son, can you play me a memory? I'm not really sure how it goes.
Nope. Not in the slightest. Except it tightens the betting lines for college basketball.
2. Guess Femur's weight.
Drinking: Light
Wrestling: Heavy
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
One.
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?
Simple. The answer is the train with Stephen Hawking. He is the master of space and time. He would miraculously get out of his chair, speak for himself, and the entire universe would stop. He would then put the other train in reverse, get to where he's going, and then watch the other train fall into a black hole just for pissing him off.
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in. There's an old man sittin' next to me, makin' love to his tonic & gin.
I'm ashamed that it took three responses to get the next line to Billy Joel's Piano Man. Props to you, Justin.
He says 'Son, can you play me a memory? I'm not really sure how it goes.
Adam Burke
Former Commissioner, Current Jackets GM and Owner of Eastside's Hockey Elite Collide
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Jungle Cats
Re: 5QF - 10/14/11
1. hahahaha
2. 220 and change?
3. 42, clearly. beaten to it.
4. Neither, and the cosmic ballet moves on.
5. Because you had to be a big shot, didn't cha. Wait, what are we doing?
2. 220 and change?
3. 42, clearly. beaten to it.
4. Neither, and the cosmic ballet moves on.
5. Because you had to be a big shot, didn't cha. Wait, what are we doing?
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GoJetsGo
Re: 5QF - 10/14/11
1. Anybody actually give a shit about the NBA lockout?
No, but I am enjoying David Stern lie through his teeth about the plight of the owners. A battle he's going to eventually win, because the owners pay the freight and the players will come grovelling back as soon as the stash runs low.
2. Guess Femur's weight.
Enough to break Troy Brouwer's leg.
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
The one less travelled by.
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?
Kiefer's by default. It ran out of steam miles back.
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in...
Sweet Caroline, ba, ba, ba.. Bos-ton sucks!
No, but I am enjoying David Stern lie through his teeth about the plight of the owners. A battle he's going to eventually win, because the owners pay the freight and the players will come grovelling back as soon as the stash runs low.
2. Guess Femur's weight.
Enough to break Troy Brouwer's leg.
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
The one less travelled by.
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?
Kiefer's by default. It ran out of steam miles back.
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in...
Sweet Caroline, ba, ba, ba.. Bos-ton sucks!
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Re: 5QF - 10/14/11
1. Anybody actually give a shit about the NBA lockout?
Somewhere, Baron Davis is sitting beside his pool smoking a fat blunt. I don't even think he cares, so why should I?
2. Guess Femur's weight.
...the weight of a Hawks fan's ego is un-measurable.
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Depends on how long the road is.
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?
Trick Question. Liam Neeson's cock wouldn't fit on a train.
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in...
Billy Joel can suck a fat one.
Somewhere, Baron Davis is sitting beside his pool smoking a fat blunt. I don't even think he cares, so why should I?
2. Guess Femur's weight.
...the weight of a Hawks fan's ego is un-measurable.
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Depends on how long the road is.
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?
Trick Question. Liam Neeson's cock wouldn't fit on a train.
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in...
Billy Joel can suck a fat one.
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Bruins
Re: 5QF - 10/14/11
1. Anybody actually give a shit about the NBA lockout?
Not at all but more than I cared about the NHL's.
2. Guess Femur's weight.
280.
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
The answer my friend is blow in the wind.
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?Hawking and Sutherland, you have the one to invent the idea to stop the train and the other to make it dramatic and pull it off.
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in...
Bottom's up.
Not at all but more than I cared about the NHL's.
2. Guess Femur's weight.
280.
3. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
The answer my friend is blow in the wind.
4. Two trains traveling 60 mph per hour are on a crash course. One train has Jason Statham, Liam Neeson and Vin Diesel on it. The other has Stephen Hawking and Kiefer Sutherland. Which train is able to successfully prevent a collision?Hawking and Sutherland, you have the one to invent the idea to stop the train and the other to make it dramatic and pull it off.
5. It's 9 'o clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in...
Bottom's up.