The Mighty Ducks have hired Duckduckdeke as their new General Manager and he has mighty shoes to fill after several successful seasons by his predecessor. This is an interesting hire as Duckduckdeke has ZERO NHL experience of any capacity! Apparently his knowledge of the game extends as far as attending a couple of high school hockey games at which he spent most of the time checking out the away team's hot moms and watching the movie "Slapshot"... The fans in the city are eagerly awaiting his arrival so they can question his every move and sanity. It should make for an exciting season here in Southern California.