Eastside's Hockey Elite Collide

WSH 3 - NJ 1
Shots: 22-13 WSH
PP: WSH - 1/4; NJ - 0/2

06:11 1-0 WSH Pavel Datsyuk [23] (Andrei Markov, Dominik Bittner)
08:42 2-0 WSH Alexander Ovechkin [26] (Pavel Datsyuk, Jarret Stoll)PP
18:49 2-1 NJ Evgeni Malkin [27] (Tyler Cuma)
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no scoring
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49:04 3-1 WSH Jean-Pierre Dumont [17] (Jarret Stoll, Mike Fisher)
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Three stars:
1st: Jarret Stoll
2nd: Jean-Pierre Dumont
3rd: Alexander Ovechkin

Farm result: Hershey 2 - Albany 2

OTT 1 - CHI 2
Shots: 25-19 CHI
PP: OTT - 0/5; CHI - 0/1

no scoring
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37:12 1-0 OTT Nazem Kadri [14] (Jason Spezza, Viktor Svedberg)
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44:21 1-1 CHI Ben Eager [9] (Brian Ward, Andrew Ladd)
56:48 1-2 CHI Kyle Beach [4] (Brian Campbell)
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Three stars:
1st: Kyle Beach
2nd: Ben Eager
3rd: Andrew Ladd

Farm result: Binghamton 5 - Rockford 3

TB 3 - NYR 1
Shots: 28-14 TB
PP: TB - 2/5; NYR - 1/2

no scoring
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20:29 1-0 TB Vaclav Prospal [7] (Sergei Gonchar, Steven Stamkos)PP
28:01 2-0 TB Tyler Seguin [22] (Tyler Biggs, Wojtek Wolski)
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43:37 3-0 TB Johan Larsson [1] (Tyler Seguin, Vaclav Prospal)PP
58:48 3-1 NYR Kimmo Timonen [3] (Patrick Marleau, Paul Kariya)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Tyler Seguin
2nd: Vaclav Prospal
3rd: Johan Larsson

Farm result: Norfolk 0 - Connecticut 2

DET 7 - MIN 2
Shots: 25-21 DET
PP: DET - 1/3; MIN - 1/6

03:48 1-0 DET Corey Perry [31] (Jakub Kindl, Nicklas Bäckström)PP
17:27 1-1 MIN Kirill Kabanov [15] (Tom Kuehnhackl, Mark Pysyk)PP
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20:49 1-2 MIN T.J. Oshie [20] (Mark Pysyk)
34:05 2-2 DET Dave Bolland [7] (Corey Perry, Nick Boynton)
35:16 3-2 DET Darren Helm [4] (Boyd Devereaux, Jared Staal)
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43:23 4-2 DET Nick Boynton [4] (Corey Perry, R.J. Umberger)
44:06 5-2 DET Andrei Loktionov [10] (Petr Prucha)
54:21 6-2 DET Darren Helm [5] (Boyd Devereaux, Jared Staal)
56:01 7-2 DET R.J. Umberger [23] (Corey Perry, Nick Boynton)
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Three stars:
1st: Corey Perry
2nd: Darren Helm
3rd: Nick Boynton

Farm result: Grand Rapids 4 - Houston 3

EDM 1 - DAL 4
Shots: 30-19 DAL
PP: EDM - 1/3; DAL - 0/5

12:56 0-1 DAL Matt Niskanen [6] (Mike Ribeiro)
16:57 1-1 EDM Ladislav Smid [6])PP
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28:14 1-2 DAL Nathan Horton [21] (Scott Gomez, Matt Niskanen)
28:31 1-3 DAL Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson [14] (Brandon Dubinsky, Mike Ribeiro)
33:45 1-4 DAL Eric Brewer [2] (Nathan Horton, Alex Tanguay)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Nathan Horton
2nd: Matt Niskanen
3rd: Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson

Farm result: Oklahoma City 8 - Texas 3

ANA 3 - CGY 1
Shots: 20-15 CGY
PP: ANA - 1/2; CGY - 0/3

no scoring
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30:09 1-0 ANA Todd White [13] (Tyler Kennedy, Mark Mitera)
33:55 2-0 ANA Saku Koivu [19] (Joe Pavelski, Evander Kane)
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46:12 2-1 CGY Ryan Stoa [29] (Bobby Ryan, Nikolai Zherdev)
54:19 3-1 ANA Evander Kane [15] (Henrik Zetterberg, Ryan Whitney)PP
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Three stars:
1st: Evander Kane
2nd: Todd White
3rd: Joe Pavelski

Farm result: Syracuse 4 - Abbotsford 0

wtf wtf aches and pains in a rebuild

Pat and I just can't buy a game, Detroit destroys and da Hawks win!!

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip.

8 straight bitches

Sad start to March. At least Stoa's closing in the 30G plateau.

I was sure I uploaded my lines just before leaving for work. Guess it did not work out.
Damn you, hungover.

Namestnikov is sure taking his time mulling over that contract offer. Jesus.

@Parker:

Get your signature straighten out, my friend. Jared Staal isn't on your team and he sure did not win any trophies during last year's playoff.

Parker wrote:Namestnikov

Calgary.Flames wrote:Get your signature straighten out, my friend. Jared Staal isn't on your team and he sure did not win any trophies during last year's playoff.

Yeah, I can't keep track of all the Staals. Same with the goddamn Sutters.

i think its impossible for Parker to have a more douchier sig

Parker wrote:Namestnikov

AvsGM wrote:

You know, I might think about trading him for Parise...

Tampa Bay GM wrote:i think its impossible for Parker to have a more douchier sig

Maybe if I added that picture to it...

I'm thinking we need Reggie Dunlop to put a bounty on Kurt Sauer's head.

Alright guys, the Kurt Sauer Hit List is gone. I honestly wasn't trying to rub it in; I just think it's an interesting phenomenon. No offense intended.