Eastside's Hockey Elite Collide

1. If you were going to create your own Occupy _________ movement, what would you occupy and why?

2. Without getting too personal, unless you want to, what's your relationship like with your parents?

3. Favorite Charlie Brown holiday special?

4. What percentage of the North American population is made up of assholes?

5. Ask your own question and the next person to respond will have to answer your question and then create a new one of their own: Most powerful song you've ever heard?

1. Occupy Jenna Fischer movement, self explanatory.

2. I go to dinner at my dad's once a week pretty regularly, consider him best friend/hero/best dad ever etc. I see my mom sporadically throughout the year, do not talk very much.

3. Christmas obv

4. 7.78%

5. Nirvana - You Know You're Right

Question: Biggest regret (if any) you have had in your life?

1. If you were going to create your own Occupy _________ movement, what would you occupy and why?

the EPA. would love to expose them for their world view and show people how much it has to do with brining down our system and so little with protecting the environment

2. Without getting too personal, unless you want to, what's your relationship like with your parents?

awesome; they have supported me my whole life

3. Favorite Charlie Brown holiday special?

"It's a Race War, Charlie Brown" - SICK (great song from an obscure band from late 80s in Milwaukee we used to pal around with.

4. What percentage of the North American population is made up of assholes?

27% don't think it is great or less than anywhere else

5. Ask your own question and the next person to respond will have to answer your question and then create a new one of their own: Biggest regret (if any) you have had in your life?

obviously my marriage. thanks Justin for that one! why don't you just poke me in my eye? look for a Hawk beat-down tonight...it's personal!

for the next question: what is your favorite obscure late 80s Milwaukee band? jk how about bacon: round or in strips?

1. If you were going to create your own Occupy _________ movement, what would you occupy and why?

Occupy my couch because Im fucken lazzzzzzzzzy.

2. Without getting too personal, unless you want to, what's your relationship like with your parents?

I live with my mother still and my father lives in Edmonton, I've never met him.....

3. Favorite Charlie Brown holiday special?

Fuck Charlie Brown

4. What percentage of the North American population is made up of assholes?

America: 95 percent
Canada: 60 percent(Including the entire population of Toronto)

5. I like Bacon in all shapes and sizes.

New Question: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

1. Well, Wall Street is a good choice. The boardrooms of the most ethically-challenged major corporations and governments would be even better.

2. Good enough, thanks for asking.

3. Wha?

4. Everyone's an asshole to some degree. There's a big parameter space to cover here.

5. In strips, of course. Canadian/peameal bacon sucks. Sorry.

edit: Go fuck yourself Mike! That's my answer and question for the next response.

edit2: Fine, I'll play ball. She's in your closet. As for the question, who put here there? But seriously, what's your dream job? And give a realistic answer as well if your first response s clearly fantasy.

1. Using Justin's methodology, I'll take Mila Kunis.
2. Excellent! I have great parents.
3. Christmas
4. I can't think of anyone I know who'd go out of their way to be an asshole.
5. President of an aeronautical engineering company.

You're driving your brand new two-seat track car down the freeway late on a Sunday night, a good 15 miles from the city. You see three people stranded on the side of the road: your best friend that you trust with your life, an elderly lady that desperately needs medical attention, and Mila Kunis. What to do?

1. Ummmm.....Occupy Canucks for the Stanley Cup?
2. Awesome. I work for my mom, but my dad lives in Vancouver so I don't see him much but we always get along fine. Wish he would live here in Victoria.
3. Charlie Brown who?
4. 100 %.
5. Well, what you do is quite simple. You take the older lady, race her to the hospital, tell Mila and your best friend to talk amongst themselves and that you'll be back in five minutes. After dropping the older lady off at the hospital, you return to Mila, bring her in the car, tell your buddy to wait (he'll understand), bang the shit out of her, and then either leave her behind, or have her sit on your lap with your best friend in the passenger seat since you need a witness to this whole ordeal.

You win the lottery, but since I don't pay attention to the amounts, say the amount you won is $10 Million. Who is the first person you call if anybody, and second what is the first thing you do with the money. After that, what else would you spend it on (or do you save it)? Would you quit your job?

1. If you were going to create your own Occupy _________ movement, what would you occupy and why?

Occupy Cleveland and make this a city people actually want to visit.

2. Without getting too personal, unless you want to, what's your relationship like with your parents?

Complicated. Financially, they're great. In terms of parental guidance and support, less impressive.

3. Favorite Charlie Brown holiday special?

All of them.

4. What percentage of the North American population is made up of assholes?

90%.

5. Ask your own question and the next person to respond will have to answer your question and then create a new one of their own: You win the lottery, but since I don't pay attention to the amounts, say the amount you won is $10 Million. Who is the first person you call if anybody, and second what is the first thing you do with the money. After that, what else would you spend it on (or do you save it)? Would you quit your job?

First person I call is clearly my fiance, though she'd probably be with me. Next person I'd call is a realtor. I'd have houses in Cleveland, Vegas, South Carolina, and Maui. None of them overly expensive or anything, just a nice 450-600k house. Then I'd gamble and travel.

I wouldn't quit my job as EHEC Commissioner, no.

Next question: What baby names do you have in mind if you have kids? If you already have them, why did you pick those names?

1. If you were going to create your own Occupy _________ movement, what would you occupy and why?

Occupy the outdoor rinks this winter. #cantfknwait

2. Without getting too personal, unless you want to, what's your relationship like with your parents?

Pretty good! Not too friendly, but we get along. They just got a cottage for the holidays in Tremblant! www.tremblant.ca

3. Favorite Charlie Brown holiday special?

Snoopy?

4. What percentage of the North American population is made up of assholes?

10%!

5. Benjamin, Patrick (my cousin Patrick passed away, nicest guy ever), Victor.
Girls I don't know I'll let the wife pick. My girlfriend says Chanelle and Abbigail or however you spell it!

Next question: What's your favorite position? Kidding Adam... Who's the bust of the year in the NHL so far?

1. If you were going to create your own Occupy _________ movement, what would you occupy and why?

Occupy Scarlett Johansson's bedroom.

2. Without getting too personal, unless you want to, what's your relationship like with your parents?

Mom


Dad


3. Favorite Charlie Brown holiday special?
aww hell yea


4. What percentage of the North American population is made up of assholes?

I'd say close to 33%.

5. Who's the bust of the year in the NHL so far?



40 goal scorer my ass take you in 2 of my pools 3 points in 11 games give me erik johnson and duncan siemens any day of the week



Next question: Are the Leafs and/or Oilers fo realz?

1. If you were going to create your own Occupy _________ movement, what would you occupy and why?
Dunno....how about Occupy My Paycheck with a Few More Zeroes.

2. Without getting too personal, unless you want to, what's your relationship like with your parents?
Hm. Like Adam, good financially (no undergrad student loans, thank you very much), but emotionally a bit distant. Typical WASPy family (w/o the trust fund).

3. Favorite Charlie Brown holiday special?
Dead heat between Linus' freakout in the pumpkin patch and every Peppermint Patty scene at Thanksgiving. Both freakin' hilarious.

4. What percentage of the North American population is made up of assholes?
All the time? Probably 10-15% But we can all be assholes at any time.

5. Ask your own question and the next person to respond will have to answer your question and then create a new one of their own: Next question: Are the Leafs and/or Oilers fo realz?
Ha! No. Next: We've had the regret Q, now this....What one thing would you undo or do over in your life if you could?

1. If you were going to create your own Occupy _________ movement, what would you occupy and why?
Occupy the Big O. GET OUR 'SPOS BACK!

2. Without getting too personal, unless you want to, what's your relationship like with your parents?
Don't see them enough. Since I moved out my father is more of a friend then a father figure though. They help me out with school. They're both terrific.

3. Favorite Charlie Brown holiday special?
Christmas

4. What percentage of the North American population is made up of assholes?
Working in customer service I'de say about 60%. They think they're owed everything. See http://www.youtube.com/results?search_q ... q=louis+ck

5. Ask your own question and the next person to respond will have to answer your question and then create a new one of their own: one thing would you undo or do over in your life if you could? Should'nt of fucking eaten out so much. I'de be rich. O and smoking. Damn that addiction

Next: Who let the dogs out?

SabresGM wrote:Should'nt of fucking eaten out so much. I'de be rich.

Ummm.

Yeah, you could have tried your personality with a girl before she left you and took half your money.

That's what we're talking about, right?

Commissioner (CBJ) wrote:

SabresGM wrote:Should'nt of fucking eaten out so much. I'de be rich.

Ummm.

Yeah, you could have tried your personality with a girl before she left you and took half your money.

That's what we're talking about, right?

Nah literally just eating out (at restaurants) rather then take advantage of what I had at home. I'm still young so haven't made mistakes of that scale yet

1. If you were going to create your own Occupy _________ movement, what would you occupy and why?

Following the trend: Lea Michele.. Seriously: The White House

2. Without getting too personal, unless you want to, what's your relationship like with your parents?

Can't complain, helping me with student loans and not too aggressive with the job situation so far.

3. Favorite Charlie Brown holiday special?

Haven't seen any in their entirety.

4. What percentage of the North American population is made up of assholes?

15%

5. Next: Who let the dogs out?

Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet.

Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to?

1. I like Zizek's read of the OWS situation, and would like to see his proposed evolution. http://www.commondreams.org/view/2011/10/29-7

2. I feel like I'm too young to already feel regret for not being closer to them, but I've been very cold even though they've been very cool, and that's sort of fucked.

3. The original Christmas special is a great example of an ugly genre, and so I have a copy to watch at the appropriate time, instead of on ABC right after American Thanksgiving.

4. Tough to say, as it's a pretty stratified demographic. You've got your smart assholes, your dumb assholes, rich assholes, young assholes, old assholes, yuppies, hippies, yippies, baby boomer assholes, gen-x assholes, no-fat soy whip latte drinking assholes, truck driving assholes, self-hating assholes, racist assholes, sexist assholes, religious assholes, suit and tie motherfuckers, cop assholes... I don't know, it probably balances out. 50%? (Which would be much more tolerable if the other 50% was composed entirely of slim, twenty-something bi-racial brunette baristas with university degrees in useless avenues of human inquiry and an acerbic wit, but to each their own)

5. Homes & Land. Oh baby.

- If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

GoJetsGo wrote:
5. Next: Who let the dogs out?

Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet.

Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to?

Well played sir