Eastside's Hockey Elite Collide

BOS 3 - OTT 1
Shots: 40-10 BOS
PP: BOS - 2/8; OTT - 0/1

00:52 1-0 BOS Tomas Fleischmann [15] (Andrej Meszaros)
15:19 2-0 BOS Phil Kessel [23] (David Krejci, Dennis Wideman)PP
16:44 3-0 BOS Milan Lucic [26] (Phil Kessel, Dennis Wideman)PP
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no scoring
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47:56 3-1 OTT Cody Bass [4] (Jarkko Ruutu, Brian Lee)
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Three stars:
1st: Phil Kessel
2nd: Tomas Fleischmann
3rd: Milan Lucic

Farm result: Baby Bruins 0 - Baby Senators 1

NJ 1 - NYR 3
Shots: 23-15 NYR
PP: NJ - 0/2; NYR - 0/1

09:57 0-1 NYR Dane Byers [3] (Rostislav Klesla, Ryan McDonagh)
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28:44 0-2 NYR Jim Vandermeer [1] (Michael Del Zotto, Rostislav Klesla)
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48:06 1-2 NJ Evgeni Malkin [18] (Patrik Elias)
51:14 1-3 NYR Simon Gagné [14] (Patrick Marleau, Sebastien Wannstrom)
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Three stars:
1st: Jim Vandermeer
2nd: Dane Byers
3rd: Simon Gagné

Farm result: Baby Devils 1 - Whale 4

PHI 6 - WPG 2
Shots: 28-25 WPG
PP: PHI - 1/1; WPG - 1/5

01:32 1-0 PHI Julius Junttila [17] (Jeff Carter, Daniel Brière)PP
15:34 2-0 PHI Daniel Brière [16] (Jay Bouwmeester, Braydon Coburn)
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26:55 3-0 PHI Daniel Brière [17] (Jay Bouwmeester, Jeff Carter)
28:26 3-1 WPG Matt Stajan [12] (Dan Girardi, Zach Bogosian)PP
30:11 4-1 PHI Daniel Brière [18] (Scott Hartnell, Claude Giroux)
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46:25 4-2 WPG Joe Colborne [12] (Matt Stajan, Raffi Torres)
46:58 5-2 PHI Daniel Brière [19] (Scott Hartnell, Jeff Carter)
49:03 6-2 PHI Braydon Coburn [2] (Evgeny Grachev)
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Three stars:
1st: Daniel Brière
2nd: Jeff Carter
3rd: Braydon Coburn

Farm result: Phantoms 2 - IceCaps 1

PIT 4 - TOR 0
Shots: 38-16 PIT
PP: PIT - 0/6; TOR - 0/1

no scoring
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26:06 1-0 PIT Jarome Iginla [29] (Paul Ranger, James van Riemsdyk)
28:27 2-0 PIT Radek Bonk [6] (Dan Fritsche, Ruslan Fedotenko)
35:27 3-0 PIT Jason Bacashihua [3] (James van Riemsdyk, Patrik Berglund)
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49:17 4-0 PIT Jarome Iginla [30] (James van Riemsdyk, Jonas Gustavsson)
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Three stars:
1st: Jonas Gustavsson
2nd: Jarome Iginla
3rd: James van Riemsdyk

Farm result: Baby Penguins 0 - Marlies 2

CAR 5 - NYI 1
Shots: 28-19 CAR
PP: CAR - 2/7; NYI - 0/1

01:09 1-0 CAR Zach Boychuk [17] (Joni Pitkänen)
12:18 1-1 NYI Erik Gudbranson [6] (Jonathan Tavares)
17:28 2-1 CAR Mike Brown [3] (Joni Pitkänen, Jamie McBain)
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26:04 3-1 CAR Eric Staal [28] (Zach Boychuk, Joe Corvo)PP
30:16 4-1 CAR Jamie McBain [5] (Ray Whitney, Dustin Penner)PP
36:03 5-1 CAR Mike Brown [4] (Joni Pitkänen, Jamie McBain)
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no scoring
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Three stars:
1st: Jamie McBain
2nd: Mike Brown
3rd: Eric Staal

Farm result: Checkers 1 - Sound Tigers 0

MTL 4 - BUF 2
Shots: 22-21 MTL
PP: MTL - 1/1; BUF - 0/3

12:07 1-0 MTL Marc Savard [21] (Evgeny Kuznetsov, Ryan Malone)PP
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31:08 1-1 BUF Zack Kassian [6] (Ryan Johansen)
35:48 1-2 BUF Zack Kassian [7] (Chris Butler, Thomas Vanek)
36:46 2-2 MTL Ales Hemsky [22] (Andrei Kostitsyn, Zdeno Chara)
39:57 3-2 MTL Andrei Kostitsyn [23] (Marc Savard, Ales Hemsky)
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58:56 4-2 MTL Sam Gagner [8] (Evgeny Kuznetsov) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Ales Hemsky
2nd: Zack Kassian
3rd: Marc Savard

Farm result: Bulldogs 2 - Americans 3

TB 4 - WSH 1
Shots: 32-12 TB
PP: TB - 4/8; WSH - 0/2

05:02 1-0 TB Steven Stamkos [21] (Dan Boyle, Kevin Klein)PP
19:26 2-0 TB Dan Boyle [9] (Kevin Klein, Steven Stamkos)PP
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23:13 3-0 TB Tyler Seguin [16] (Teemu Selänne, Steven Stamkos)PP
32:25 4-0 TB Jamie Benn [9] (Teemu Selänne, Michal Handzus)PP
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47:38 4-1 WSH Pavel Datsyuk [16] (Alexander Ovechkin)
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Three stars:
1st: Steven Stamkos
2nd: Dan Boyle
3rd: Jamie Benn

Farm result: Admirals 3 - Bears 1

MIN 2 - NSH 1
Shots: 20-15 NSH
PP: MIN - 1/2; NSH - 0/4

05:05 1-0 MIN Peter Mueller [14] (Alexei Marchenko)
14:27 2-0 MIN Bryan McCabe [2] (Kirill Kabanov, Petr Sykora)PP
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no scoring
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49:19 2-1 NAS Steven Shipley [2] (Jordin Tootoo, Drew Miller)
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Three stars:
1st: Peter Mueller
2nd: Bryan McCabe
3rd: Josh Harding

Farm result: Aeros 5 - Admirals 2

CGY 4 - DET 3 (SO)
Shots: 27-19 CGY
PP: CGY - 0/6; DET - 1/1

05:51 0-1 DET Nicklas Bäckström [15] (Corey Perry, Andrei Loktionov)PP
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28:44 0-2 DET Dave Bolland [4] (Jared Staal)SH
38:49 1-2 CGY Dustin Boyd [5] (Nikolai Zherdev, Ryan Stoa)
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46:56 1-3 DET Corey Perry [23] (Mike Green)
47:42 2-3 CGY Ryan Stoa [21] (Shawn Matthias, Bobby Ryan)
58:12 3-3 CGY Max Pacioretty [11] (François Beauchemin, Kyle Okposo) WG
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Shootout
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Calgary Flames win 3-2
Calgary Flames - Bryan Little, miss; Ryan Stoa, miss; Brad Richards, goal; Nikolai Zherdev, goal; Jonathan Huberdeau, goal;
Detroit Red Wings - Mike Green, miss; Alexander Steen, miss; Corey Perry, goal; Andrei Loktionov, goal; Nicklas Bäckström, miss;

Three stars:
1st: Ryan Stoa
2nd: Max Pacioretty
3rd: Corey Perry

Farm result: Heat 3 - Griffins 2

PHX 3 - ANA 2 (OT)
Shots: 20-16 PHX
PP: PHX - 0/2; ANA - 0/0

no scoring
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28:02 0-1 ANA Jason Ward [2] (Nick Bonino, Logan MacMillan)
30:37 0-2 ANA Todd White [9] (Saku Koivu, Evander Kane)
30:59 1-2 PHO Shane Doan [32] (Vladislav Kartayev, Jordan Staal)
38:09 2-2 PHO Brett Connolly [20] (Oliver Ekman-Larsson)
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no scoring
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63:47 3-2 PHO Lauri Korpikoski [17] (Mikkel Boedker, Brett Connolly)

Three stars:
1st: Brett Connolly
2nd: Shane Doan
3rd: Lauri Korpikoski

Farm result: Pirates 3 - Crunch 2

EDM 5 - COL 3
Shots: 30-23 EDM
PP: EDM - 0/5; COL - 1/1

09:29 1-0 EDM Luke Schenn [5] (Shawn Horcoff, Stephen Johns)
15:19 1-1 COL Taylor Beck [6] (Gabriel Landeskog)
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21:06 1-2 COL Zach Parisé [20] (Rob Blake, Marek Svatos)PP
32:08 2-2 EDM Austin Watson [11] (Ryan Smyth, Shawn Horcoff)
33:41 3-2 EDM Eric Tangradi [2] (Linus Omark, Zack Stortini)
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41:05 4-2 EDM Tom Gilbert [5] (Ryan Smyth, Austin Watson)
55:17 4-3 COL Zach Parisé [21] (Matt Duchene)
59:27 5-3 EDM Jean-François Jacques [10] (Ben Wright, Ladislav Smid) EN
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Three stars:
1st: Austin Watson
2nd: Shawn Horcoff
3rd: Zach Parisé

Farm result: Barons 1 - Monsters 2

VAN 4 - CHI 2
Shots: 32-21 VAN
PP: VAN - 1/5; CHI - 0/0

08:36 1-0 VAN Blair Betts [5] (Stéphane Robidas, Evan Oberg)
17:21 2-0 VAN Jordan Schroeder [12] (Ryan Kesler, Evan Oberg)PP
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28:44 2-1 CHI Brent Seabrook [7])
33:19 3-1 VAN Brenden Morrow [18] (Mike Cammalleri, Jordan Schroeder)
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46:26 4-1 VAN Mike Cammalleri [15] (Alex Edler, Stéphane Robidas)
51:21 4-2 CHI Jonathan Toews [12] (Patrick Kane, Charlie Coyle)
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Three stars:
1st: Jordan Schroeder
2nd: Mike Cammalleri
3rd: Brenden Morrow

Farm result: Wolves 0 - Ice Hogs 2

SJ 2 - CBJ 3
Shots: 29-21 CBJ
PP: SJ - 0/0; CBJ - 0/4

13:32 1-0 SJ Ryane Clowe [7] (Cam Barker, Jack Skille)
18:28 1-1 CBS Jakub Voracek [16] (Rick Nash, Derick Brassard)
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34:32 1-2 CBS David Backes [18] (Rick Nash, Jakub Voracek)
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46:37 1-3 CBS John Moore [5] (Jakub Voracek, Rick Nash)
48:51 2-3 SJ Mason Raymond [9] (Erik Cole, Ryan Getzlaf)
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Three stars:
1st: Rick Nash
2nd: Jakub Voracek
3rd: David Backes

Farm result: Baby Sharks 3 - Falcons 2

Back to the regular season action with 26 of 30 teams partaking in contests this evening. Boston has no troubles dispatching the Senators at home. Pat posts another generic 3-1 victory with the trap. [Pot, meet kettle I know.] Calvin Pickard displays why he was selected before Mr. Campbell, as my Jets took the night off.

Pittsburgh overwhelms Toronto, while Carolina does the same to the Islanders. Brad's vacation from the Habs begins on a fine note. Justin's Lightning may very well make the playoffs after trading away half the team. The Wild have life!

All that and more in the save file..

(P.S. Go to the Calendar screen to see the results from 1/31. When I open the game 1/30 displays on the initial screen.)

http://www.ehechockey.com/EHEC.zip

http://www.ehechockey.com/calendar.html

Fucken Gustavsson

GoJetsGo wrote:Pat posts another generic 3-1 victory with the trap.

Sigh. Such assumptions.

Kinda far fetch but here goes 18 pts out of a playoff spot

Big guns show up in a big way after the break. Went better than the real Jackets game. Mike Priest and John P. McConnell should be getting my resume any day now.

Off to LA!

da Hawks in da Swoon

BUUUUUUUUUUUUURKE!

Actually it was an ok effort other than only one team's top line showing up. Thornton and Heatley must have been exhausted from the all-star game.

TorontoGM wrote:Fucken Gustavsson

Yeaaa buddy! Shutout against his old team.

Big game from Iggy and JVR, again.

Bub(NYR) wrote:

GoJetsGo wrote:Pat posts another generic 3-1 victory with the trap.

Sigh. Such assumptions.

Make asses out of you and me? Well, only me in this instance.

Oops, I forgot I had a game. Not that it matters; in Phoenix all strategizing goes as follows:

Q: Is Shane Doan dressed for the game?

A: Yes

We finally got a win. Good times.

GoJetsGo wrote:

Bub(NYR) wrote:

GoJetsGo wrote:Pat posts another generic 3-1 victory with the trap.

Sigh. Such assumptions.

Make asses out of you and me? Well, only me in this instance.

Parker wrote:Oops, I forgot I had a game. Not that it matters; in Phoenix all strategizing goes as follows:

Q: Is Shane Doan dressed for the game?

A: Yes

Instead of your legendary, now-lost team news update, you should have just posted this.

Bub(NYR) wrote:Instead of your legendary, now-lost team news update, you should have just posted this.

I thought about it, but I wasn't sure if it would be considered acceptable.

Parker wrote:

Bub(NYR) wrote:Instead of your legendary, now-lost team news update, you should have just posted this.

I thought about it, but I wasn't sure if it would be considered acceptable.

The post said 250 words. The two words Shane and Doan, when used together, account for 276 words.

Would have been acceptable.

Commissioner (CBJ) wrote:

Parker wrote:

Bub(NYR) wrote:Instead of your legendary, now-lost team news update, you should have just posted this.

I thought about it, but I wasn't sure if it would be considered acceptable.

The post said 250 words. The two words Shane and Doan, when used together, account for 276 words.

Would have been acceptable.

if Shane Doan was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume

Isn't Doan scheduled for a drug test yet?

Femur wrote:if Shane Doan was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume

If Shane Doan was to pat Chuck Fucking Norris on the back, Chuck would have to list it on his resume.

Shane Doan blablablabla. Might as well recall the league SDHL.

Penguin wrote:Might as well recall the league SDHL.

This could be arranged.

Even Mantracker cant fuck with Shane Doan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxTWDj5e-eA

TorontoGM wrote:Even Mantracker cant fuck with Shane Doan.

This was the greatest Mantracker episode ever. Immediately after I saw it, I bought a Doan Coyotes pro jersey.